mtglitch

those stories anger me. i should probably never dm

i just realized i dont have all the cards from the prompt draft posted publically. i think. maybe i do in the other thread. i dunno
my favorite is non-joke card is probably elesh norn

Inside Job
B
Sorcery (U)
Look at the hand of target opponent who was dealt combat damage by a creature you control this turn. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card and you create a Treasure token.

Goblin Lieutenant
R
Creature — Goblin Soldier
Haste, menace
Your commander costs 2 less to cast if it's a non-Coward Goblin.
1/1

Shake My Head
UU
Instant
Counter target spell from a Commander set.

The Infinite Cycle 5UUGG Sorcery (M) Set aside seven permanents you control. Put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield. Draw seven cards. Shuffle seven cards from your graveyard into your library. Put seven cards you own in exile into your graveyard. Exile the permanents yo...

Will of the Biomancer
3GG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a creature or land enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

Will of the Chronomancer
3UU
Enchantment (R)
Whenever you take an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one. This ability triggers only once each turn and does not trigger during extra turns.

this doesnt quite work as worded but you get the drift

Will of the Pyromancer
3RR
Enchantment (R)
Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, Will of the Pyromancer deals that much damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Will of the Somnomancer
3WW
Enchantment (R)
Whenever an untapped creature you don't control becomes tapped, put a stun counter on it.

Will of the Necromancer
3BB
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a nontoken creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

changing where you're sitting so your back is against a wall

Goblin Financial Advisor
1R
Creature — Goblin (U)
Menace
Whenever a card from your library is exiled, you may have Goblin Financial Advisor deal 1 damage to you. If you do, put a hedge counter on that card. You may play it for as long as it remains exiled.
2/2

that's not how hedging works! im saying you won't find it scary not that you won't find it fun

designing for edh smh

she's like the breeze
such a clown to believe

Windform
1UU
Enchantment (R)
Flash
When Windform enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, target creature you control becomes an Spirit creature with base power and toughness 4/4. It gains flying until end of turn.

i predict you won't find this game scary at all

while Mute targets a creature like while it's on the stack? seems weird yeah. i dunno. its on there to stop stuff like sepulcher ghoul but it's a lot of text for something so low impact you could make it higher impact Speachsteal 2U Instant (C) Spells your opponents cast and abilities your opponent...

such a clown to believe i'm the type of man she needs Rakdos Academy of the Performance Arts 1RB Enchantment (R) 2, Sacrifice a creature: Choose one. Activate as a sorcery. — • Rakdos Academy of Performance Arts deals 2 damage to any target. • Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. • Creatures yo...

can't talk to her though
she's high above me

Mute
1U
Instant (C)
Spells your opponents cast and abilities your opponents activate while Mute targets a creature cost 2 more to cast or activate.
Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

well yeah, he probably ended up with a mouthful of glass

i think of her lovely face and her laugh so light and free Live 1W Instant (R) Target player gains 5 life. //// Laugh 2R Instant Add five R. Transmogrify (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand. As it resolves, put it onto the battlefield transformed if you cast both.) //// (Rev...

she's got my whole heart
so why do i fly in the dark

Flying in the Dark
UB
Instant (R)
Exile all creatures you control face down. Shuffle the cards you own that were exiled this way, then return them to the battlefield face down. They gain Morph 0 on their face-up side. (They're 2/2 creatures.)

she guides me through stormclouds
only to scorch me with her spark

Scorching Stormclouds
RR
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a player would draw a card, they may have Scorching Lightning deal 3 damage to them. If they don't, instead they exile the top card of their library and they may play it this turn.

she flies a kite
and it's me

Kiteform
U
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and is a colourless Construct artifact creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)
1, Sacrifice Kiteform: Draw a card.

she's like the breeze
through my tree

Spirit of the Rustling Leaves
2G
Creature — Spirit (C)
Flying
Whenever Spirit of the Rustling Leaves attacks, target creature defending player controls gains reach until end of turn.
2/3

inscyption spoiler Soul Capturing Camera 1{U/W} Legendary Artifact Soul Capturing Camera enters the battlefield with two film counters on it. 1, T: Tap target creature. 1UW, T, Remove a Film counter from Soul Capturing Camera: Exile target creature for as long as you control Soul Capturing Camera. I...

i played and beat inscryption

very cool game, but i am a scaredy cat. you guys ever do that thing where you turn off the lights on the mainfloor and then scurry up the stairs as fast as you can? good stuff

they add flavour

i would switch the ordering of the first 2 abilities

blasting -> blasting (of the finger variety)