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i respect miami, but i think the celics are clearly a better team when they're not shitting the bed. they've won ten of the twelve quarters so far

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Oh laughing man, what have you won? Don't tell me what cannot be done My little mouth, my winter lungs Don't tell me what cannot be done, cannot be done Walking in the circle of a flashlight Someone starts to sing, to join in Talk of loneliness in quiet voices I am shy, but you can reach me Rowing o...

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it took me a while to get the joke because if you replace "in the 500 companies" with "in the companies" then that seems like an actually reasonable idea

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queueing this up Animal shapes, twisted beyond all measure of light or reason. The dreams of screaming trees, raised in the moldering grave of a cradle once green. Mushroom skin and toadstool eyes, faces inside open mouths, slack with spore and madness. I'd trodden the darkest paths of this world. I...

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lol the initial offensive foul call on that wiggins dunk was really funny Luke 1) is a huge flopper 2) would complain to the refs that he was fouled on a fast break dunk where no other player is even in the picture i'm nervous for game 4 tomorrow. the Celtics should win this series but now they need...

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https://twitter.com/extrafabulous/statu ... 56/photo/1

Spoiler!

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https://lichess.org/training/frh4u i just solved this puzzle after two weeks; am pretty pleased 2483 when they assigned it to me but looks like 2354 now still feels weird to me, like yeah just hang your knight and they take your queen with check and then somehow everything sucks for them something I...

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then that one is for monday

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I saw him, as if he stood before me. His skin, hair, eyes - all bleached snow-pale by years beyond counting and sins past reckoning. A youth, fey and eternal, beautiful and terrible, wreathed in an unlight so cold and bitter-bleak my heart felt frozen in my chest. And I heard him speak in my head t...

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why are they green though

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here's one for tomorrow

She was silence. She was dead leaves fallen. She was a blood-red stain, spilling slow across the dance floor and making my heart fall still. The drip of hot wax upon your naked skin. The first flicker of a lover's tongue into your open, wanting mouth

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The Federal Unemployment Tax Act (FUTA)

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if you double your life total is that considered gaining life?

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It crept on me like sleep at the end of a quiet day. A chill prickling the back of my neck. Aaron felt it too, looking toward that passel of demoiselles. And among them, a figure stood now where none had before, as if conjured from the shadows themselves.

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The Emperor's Chosen WW Creature — Human Samurai (R) First strike, ward 1 Other permanents you control have ward 1. Channel — W, Discard The Emperor's Chosen from your hand: Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control unless its controller pays 1. Channel — W, Discard The E...

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the ball pit in that comic is just an example
(the point is to respond to "there's a part of my brain that is sure this is a ridiculous idea, serious adults do not get an electric mandolin because they can")
: 3

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why do you like ward so much

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https://xkcd.com/150/

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poke When I was a lad, I used to play a game with my sisters, Amélie and Celene. It was named Elements. You close your hand, count one, two, three , then form your hand into a shape. Fist for wood. Fingers upturned for fire. Flat palm for water. Water beat fire. Fire beat wood. Wood beat water. Hav...

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Crunchums wrote:they have been doing construction near where i live and now i am spending a lot of time with CONSTANT LOUD MACHINE NOISE in the background
even though it's crazy annoying i still feel like "welp, constructors gotta construct", but i feel marginally more sympathetic towards NIMBYs

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pterrus wrote:And I certainly know what my wife would say on the matter.

what would your wife say on the matter?

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doesn't seem any fuzzier than the actual definition

(of a person) pleasant in manner; good-natured; kind.
"he's a really nice guy"

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i think "less aggressive and more polite" is largely what the author means by "nice"

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I sat up in bed and saw her, suspended and breathless in the night beyond the window. Her hair was blackest velvet, her cheek, the curve of a broken heart. Her skin was pale and bare as the barrow-bleached bones of long-forgotten queens. In her eyes, I saw the answer to every question, every wantin...

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https://liminalwarmth.com/why-women-lea ... left-tech/
i wonder how the same dynamics play out in fields other than tech, like what is the critical ingredient for it being so much worse in tech than in other fields. my guess would be the gender imbalance?

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Khaos wrote:also, hit me crunchums

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/6 ... he-vampire

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a preseason game, apparently

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