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by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950215

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

What is the point in having all those stringent requirements to vote if you're gonna throw out (or attempt to throw out) tons of them? Well, the government doesn't want black people to vote. But they keep voting! So then you have to throw out the votes. Jesus christ what a hateful ill informed thin...
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: happy real thanksgiving
Replies: 69
Views: 837

Re: happy real thanksgiving

Happy day after thanksgiving friends. My turkey this year was fantastic, sorry you guys didn't show up.
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:04 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now
Replies: 2632
Views: 186556

Re: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now

by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:06 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: Look At This Stupid Username I Found
Replies: 267
Views: 74399

Re: Look At This Stupid Username I Found

qanon anon anon anon anon anon
check it check it out til the break of break of dawn
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: Look At This Stupid Username I Found
Replies: 267
Views: 74399

Re: Look At This Stupid Username I Found

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 4:40 am
Juri wrote: Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:47 pmqanondorf
pachelbel's qanon
The cask of qanontiado
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:08 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now
Replies: 2632
Views: 186556

Re: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
by catonkeyboard
Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:27 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: Charho-oh Virus Thread
Replies: 4742
Views: 117347

Re: Re:

can you explain that in laymans terms They had two groups. One group started with a half dose and then a month later got a full dose. The other group started with a full dose and then a month later got another full dose The half dose + full dose group is the one that had 90% efficacy. The full + fu...
by catonkeyboard
Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:25 am
Forum: Juri's Nondescript Subforum
Topic: Throne Magic Archival Repost
Replies: 56
Views: 3781

Re: Throne Magic Archival Repost

Unfortunately all this is kind of just rambling back and forth on the matter. I haven't been able to reach a principled stance on this, or figure out the wording of a rule that would thread the needle in a fashion that isn't needlessly complex As a bonus, thinking of how ridiculous Sarkhan the Mast...
by catonkeyboard
Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:31 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now
Replies: 2632
Views: 186556

Re: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now

LearnedLeague
by catonkeyboard
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:26 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

Shiny Days wrote: Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:23 am
catonkeyboard wrote:
KingRamz wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:05 pm
What you're saying is, this game has Sol
The publisher wasn't willing to shell out for Corona, so it is what it is.
you don't have to shell out for corona, it'll come to you
How dare you cheapen my stellar joke.
by catonkeyboard
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:10 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

KingRamz wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:05 pm
pterrus wrote:XCOM is literally a star war, it just happens to be our star.
What you're saying is, this game has Sol
The publisher wasn't willing to shell out for Corona, so it is what it is.
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: Look at this stupid tweet I found
Replies: 1163
Views: 140866

Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Doug wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:53 pm If I'm going to stroll with something from my freezer, I'd rather it be an ice cream sandwich
That's a way better joke than I heard, I had to live a whole day with some implication that it'd be used for digital stimulation of the phallus.
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: Look at this stupid tweet I found
Replies: 1163
Views: 140866

Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Skeletor wrote: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:01 am That's Reno 911
Nothing much, what's a Reno 911 with you?
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 18, 2020 10:17 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950215

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Phew, for a second I though the Democratic party would actually have to provide value to its constituents, but this is a creative way to get to continue screaming "Orange Man Bad!" while skullfucking our economy at the feet of big business. I'm pretty sure nobody actually wants to keep fi...
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 18, 2020 6:49 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now
Replies: 2632
Views: 186556

Re: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now

circumventing
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:42 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

We should give you $40 to really get you hooked.
by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:38 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now
Replies: 2632
Views: 186556

Re: What Is In Your Clipboard Right Now

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by catonkeyboard
Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:00 am
Forum: Juri's Nondescript Subforum
Topic: This thread is for posting Lotus
Replies: 1214
Views: 132132

Re: This thread is for posting Lotus

Skeletor wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:10 am

Code: Select all

LOTUS
OMEGA
TEPID
UGIN!
SAD!?
Image
by catonkeyboard
Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:47 am
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: Look at this stupid tweet I found
Replies: 1163
Views: 140866

Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Shiny Days wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:52 pm
That can't be real, can it?
by catonkeyboard
Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:20 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: look at this stupid picture i took
Replies: 407
Views: 40984

Re: look at this stupid picture i took

Skeletor wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 7:44 pm
catonkeyboard wrote: Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:22 pm Do you guys remember the great picture rianalnn took?

The subject I'm thinking of is barbed lightning.
Were you on misetings

I know the joke outlasted mt but I'm still curious
niegh

V. early gg lurker, back when you had to go through the cave each time.
by catonkeyboard
Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: Look At This Stupid
Topic: look at this stupid picture i took
Replies: 407
Views: 40984

Re: look at this stupid picture i took

Do you guys remember the great picture rianalnn took?

The subject I'm thinking of is barbed lightning.
by catonkeyboard
Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

Shiny Days wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:06 am favourite lines from video games:
I can't help it, I love godot lines as stupid as they are.
by catonkeyboard
Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:31 pm
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: Saturday Night Grobot (PC) Games
Replies: 1198
Views: 84206

Re: Saturday Night Grobot (PC) Games

Don't forget to stream it!
by catonkeyboard
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:53 am
Forum: Juri's Nondescript Subforum
Topic: This thread is for posting Lotus
Replies: 1214
Views: 132132

Re: This thread is for posting Lotus

LOTUS
OCHRE
THEIR
URINE
SERES
by catonkeyboard
Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:48 am
Forum: Juri's Nondescript Subforum
Topic: This thread is for howling at the moon
Replies: 104
Views: 13021

Re: This thread is for howling at the moon

OMG

DID YOU KNOW THAT WOLF HOWLING IS A COLLABORATIVE SEXUAL TRAIT? IT ALLOWS THEM TO SPREAD OUT
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:27 pm
Forum: Juri's Nondescript Subforum
Topic: NLP Signoffs
Replies: 918
Views: 29363

Re: NLP Signoffs

MALT
PELE
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 12, 2020 5:03 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

Zarfer strikes me as a pretty good "Fake future slang", such as Schway. Obviously zarfing is some kind of cool kid activity in the future. Like surfing, but on a zart! it sounds to me like barfing while you're plugged in the matrix, so you don't realize it till you unplug And a Carriage R...
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:36 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: It's Videogames
Replies: 7001
Views: 412449

Re: It's Videogames

Strong Taffer vibes as well. Made up slang is fun
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: streaming thread
Replies: 122
Views: 11573

Re: streaming thread

Crunchums wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:54 am twitch sent me an email, subject line "GlitchCon goes live Nov 14 @ 9am PT"
i was like wait what
You're not coming?
by catonkeyboard
Thu Nov 12, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Amusement Club
Topic: streaming thread
Replies: 122
Views: 11573

Re: streaming thread

Crunchums wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:54 am i'm streaming Slay the Spire https://www.twitch.tv/crunchumz/
Shit, it was over by the time I checked :clopsrage: