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by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:51 am
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

You cannot put two cards in a sleeve unless every card in your deck has two cards in the sleeve, double sided is just a better way to do it. I could also see this work as a Sakashima that has several different backs, like one is a big hexproof, one is a thieving magpie, one is a clone, and one is an...
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

Body of Evidence X
Artifact
When Body of Evidence enters the battlefield, investigate X times.
1, T, sacrifice a clue: Draw a card.
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 05, 2023 11:11 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

the advances of the 1900s have been picked and, maybe with a few exceptions, the advances of the 2000s have not been found yet. Linus pauling explained the nature of the chemical bond, while today's chemistry is nearly entirely applications Oh yes, I sometimes wonder about this. Similarly, observin...
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 05, 2023 10:57 am
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

Invasion of Sarpadia 3UU Battle - Siege When Invasion of Sarpadia enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 blue Camarid creature tokens. 5 //// Shipwreck Shores Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Tide counter on Shipwreck Shores, then Scry X, where X is the number of Tide counters on ...
by ToadBrews
Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:04 am
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

Scum Bucket 3
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an oil counter on Scum Bucket, then create an X/X green Ooze creature token with Toxic X where X is the number of Oil Counters on Scum Bucket.
by ToadBrews
Thu Feb 16, 2023 11:48 pm
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

Khaos wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:04 pm
Skeletor wrote:this thread title drives me nuts
Drive
1W
Sorcery (C)
Create a 3/3 white Vehicle artifact token with vigilance and crew 2.
Fuse
////
Nuts
1G
Sorcery
Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
Fuse
I would play this card so much IRL
by ToadBrews
Sat Feb 04, 2023 12:57 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

The first. Isn't guns supposed to be, like, a guaranteed right for you guys? If they declare you a risk to people the government actually cares about, guns are the least problematic of rights you can lose without ever facing a trial. If you can't afford bail, or if they can convince the judge you'r...
by ToadBrews
Thu Feb 02, 2023 7:54 am
Forum: It's Your Turn
Topic: The Fantasy Card Thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge
Replies: 3695
Views: 215113

Re: [Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name ch

Gobliterate 4RR
Sorcery
Gobliterate can't be countered.
As an additional cost to cast Gobliterate, sacrifice any number of Goblins.
Destroy each permanent with converted mana cost less than the number of Goblins you sacrificed to cast Gobliterate.
by ToadBrews
Thu May 05, 2022 3:37 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

looks like I picked a good day to see how the grobots were doing
by ToadBrews
Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:00 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Look at this nerd that thinks wizards are cool. right, it's cool to say you're a nerd, but it's not cool to be a nerd This board needs a kids these days consultant so we can verify stuff like this. I am probably the closest thing you are gonna have to a kids these days consultant until graks kids a...
by ToadBrews
Wed Feb 09, 2022 11:37 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

If gender is determined by sex (securities fraud) then there are four genders based on how sex (securities fraud) presents in humans. Male, female, both, neither. You also can't say 'well you have a penis and testicles so clearly you are male' because that person may also have ovaries, may have fema...
by ToadBrews
Tue Feb 08, 2022 8:46 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

The left can meme, and so can the right, they just don't find the same things funny.
by ToadBrews
Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:30 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

The way to help black people is the same now as it was 200 years ago. Get rid of slavery. If you don't have slavery as part of prison, you don't have a financial incentive to fill the prisons. You don't have a quota of slaves your senator needs to provide for his campaign donors. You don't need to c...
by ToadBrews
Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:13 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Australia and Canada are basically the same thing. Former British territories that got independence at some unknown point in the past, full of really nice people, little bit racist, nobody lives in most of it. The only salient difference is one has beaches and the other has snow. Every animal in Au...
by ToadBrews
Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:01 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Late term abortion is a serious medical procedure with very major health risks for the mother, at that point you might as well have the kid if you safely can. Pro-lifers like to imagine there's just this nonstop stream of 9 month pregnant women funneling into planned parenthood to have their healthy...
by ToadBrews
Sun Aug 22, 2021 4:20 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

How can we sleep when our cribs our burning
by ToadBrews
Tue May 25, 2021 7:12 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: Headline of the Day
Replies: 4357
Views: 276383

Re: Headline of the Day

Tardigrade, flying through air at 2K mph: "what the fuck"
by ToadBrews
Wed May 05, 2021 9:09 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah, we used to shoot at the bottom of our hill because our neighbor was elderly and nearly bedridden and never used their back lot so they didn't care if we shot into it, and then past their property the hill pushed out, so we were just shooting towards dirt. But when we got a new neighbor, he rid...
by ToadBrews
Tue May 04, 2021 1:28 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

So I guess the question is if 'justice' demands they overturn the conviction of someone who committed murder on video in front of a crowd of witnesses. No you mean the question is if justice demands it Actual justice demands the verdict not be overturned because a murderer was convicted of murder. ...
by ToadBrews
Tue May 04, 2021 1:25 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

So apparently one of the Chauvin jurors attended a protest in DC, where Floyd's family spoke, while wearing a "get you knees off our necks" t-shirt and BLM ballcap, and lied about it in voir dire. I believe that's how convictions get overturned? If true they absolutely have grounds to ove...
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:53 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: Headline of the Day
Replies: 4357
Views: 276383

Re: Headline of the Day

They've always made movies that were based on other IP, they just didn't call it IP. Of the ones I listed, It Happened One Night, The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Adventures of Robin Hood, and The Thin Man were all based on short stories, novels, or plays that were already popular at t...
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 28, 2021 6:13 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: Headline of the Day
Replies: 4357
Views: 276383

Re: Headline of the Day

They've always made movies that were based on other IP, they just didn't call it IP. Of the ones I listed, It Happened One Night, The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Adventures of Robin Hood, and The Thin Man were all based on short stories, novels, or plays that were already popular at t...
by ToadBrews
Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:21 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: Headline of the Day
Replies: 4357
Views: 276383

Re: Headline of the Day

Dantes wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:14 pm
Skeletor wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:15 pm I don't want to see Casablanca
:(

It is easily one of my all time favorite movies.
I'll just wait for a remake :skink:
by ToadBrews
Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:29 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

In St. Louis it was a 15-minute walk to Cardinals games for me It's fun if you actually go, not so much fun to watch on TV IMO It can be fun to go with a group and hang out and eat nachos and yell at the umps, but it's definitely not something I would do alone because I was into baseball. On the oc...
by ToadBrews
Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:20 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Dantes wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:02 pm
Doug wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:00 pm Oh also, no one should go to baseball games, because Covid, isn't that right
No one should go to baseball games because it's boring as fuck.
Finally, something we can both 100% agree on :hfive:
by ToadBrews
Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:27 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

pterrus wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:47 am I kind of love how the red tribe somehow ceded both football and baseball to the blue tribe in the culture wars. Baseball is as American as apple pie and Lee Greenwood, I would have figured they'd put up more of a fight for it.
Blue has basketball too, and, somehow, *NASCAR*
by ToadBrews
Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:31 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: Quiet Weekend Posting
Replies: 1978
Views: 297277

Re: Quiet Weekend Posting

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by ToadBrews
Fri Mar 19, 2021 6:51 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: Can you believe there was no Internet thread
Replies: 693
Views: 81144

Re: Can you believe there was no Internet thread

Honestly if someone would rather kill someone permanently than be replaced with an identical copy of themselves, I'm fine teleporting the trolley directly into the sun
by ToadBrews
Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:01 am
Forum: Everything
Topic: Charho-oh Virus Thread
Replies: 4742
Views: 117376

Re: Charho-oh Virus Thread

Remember friend as you walk by
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you will be
Unless you maintain a distance of six feet
by ToadBrews
Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:43 pm
Forum: Everything
Topic: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER
Replies: 25164
Views: 950729

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Shiny Days wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 3:17 pm
ToadBrews wrote:
Why is it wrong to prevent Uber from offering a predatory business model to take advantage of people desperate for short term income
why dont you just put the whole world in a bottle
Because I'm not superman