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Post by Khaos » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:28 am

that is very accurate

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Post by Shiny Days » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:27 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:42 pm

the dumbest thing about that is the font. who goes into a tattoo parlor and is like "alright boss, gimme the Times New Roman"

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:57 pm

I AM WHO I AM R
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Post by Crunchums » Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:58 pm

maybe they're a pirate
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Post by the_zoomies » Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:12 am

Crunchums wrote: Sun Aug 22, 2021 6:58 pm maybe they're a pirate
Gritty Poppy Reboot?

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Post by Luna » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:42 am

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:29 am

just imagine me doing a five-paragraph rant about the stupid "i forced a bot" memes here

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:30 am

i forced a bot to write a five-paragraph rant

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:14 pm

they suck!

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Post by pterrus » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:23 pm

Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates those.

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:11 am

i think if you ignore the "oh it was written by a bot" part then it's a fun example of playing with language
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Post by pterrus » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:53 am

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Wait, square feet? This seems intentionally deceptive?

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Post by Luna » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:57 am

join us in restoring twenty five million feet

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Post by Doug » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:25 am

25 M square feet isn't even a square mile, is it
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Post by Skeletor » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:29 am

Doug wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:25 am 25 M square feet isn't even a square mile, is it
yeah not quite. i did my math wrong and thought it was a tad over but it's like 90% of a square mile
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by pterrus » Sat Oct 09, 2021 11:26 am

I want to respect the evil marketing genius that had to try and spin restoring less than a square mile of land. But I gotta think that even if you're not math literate you have some intuition that square foot is a strange way of measuring farmland.

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Oct 09, 2021 12:40 pm

if every American were to help restore just a single square foot of land

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:04 pm

i don't read it as deceptive, i understood it as 'we're restoring the farmland that the brand cascadian farms came from'

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:05 pm

it's not much wilderness, but 600 acres is a respectable amount of farm

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Post by Crunchums » Sat Oct 09, 2021 1:14 pm

years of neglect has left many of these feet as rectangles, but with your help we can restore them to squares
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Post by Rylinks » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:11 pm

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Post by pterrus » Wed Nov 17, 2021 8:35 pm

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Somberly presenting your passport to the cremator to be stamped.

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Post by Crunchums » Wed Nov 17, 2021 9:36 pm

:lol:
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Post by Blissful » Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:44 pm

you show up to the crematorium last, and they incinerate your passport and give you your prize ticket
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:27 pm

Dododododododo
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:27 pm

Dodadodadodo
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:27 pm

Dodadodododo
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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