Look at this stupid tweet I found

stupider than the other tweets

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Post by Crunchums » Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:25 am

i enjoyed that
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Post by Ashenai » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:59 am

I just like the music

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Post by Shiny Days » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:45 am

Ashenai wrote:I just like the music
well it doesnt get much better than john williams

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Post by Doug » Fri Mar 12, 2021 1:50 pm

Music brought a tear
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
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Post by Ashenai » Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:18 pm

"You're looking good today. Want snacks?" is unironically a good pickup line.

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Post by Skeletor » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:23 am

My favorites

Out of curiosity, did you know that you can sip and snort pumpkin spice lattes?

Hey, my name is John Smith. Will you sit on my breadbox while I cook or is there some kind of speed limit on that thing?
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Khaos » Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:05 pm

we had a whole discussion about that stupid yellow cord thing in the past

i think i concluded it was fake but i cant remember

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Post by Ashenai » Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:46 pm

I don't think any of that looks fake. The thing is that you never actually get cables stuck like that naturally. It's a knot trick! (The way you get the original, "stuck" position is by doing the steps in reverse, which doesn't happen by accident.)

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Post by pterrus » Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:55 pm

I got a wine puzzle for Christmas once and I was convinced this was the way to solve it and I spent way too much time trying to wrap my head around it even though it was a dead end.

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Post by Khaos » Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:01 pm

Ashenai wrote:I don't think any of that looks fake. The thing is that you never actually get cables stuck like that naturally. It's a knot trick! (The way you get the original, "stuck" position is by doing the steps in reverse, which doesn't happen by accident.)
i refuse to do this again

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Post by haplo » Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:25 am

the crucial piece seems to be that it has to be looped twice around the object, let's see these guys get it untrapped when there's no loop to play with

also the one with the guy's hand... that one doesn't seem surprising to me, since he's doing it under the cord it's basically as if the cord wasn't there at all. try tying it tighter next time, nerd

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Post by Doug » Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:36 am

Those knot tricks were popular when I was a kid
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Post by Crunchums » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:09 pm

u gotta skate

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Post by Ashenai » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:19 pm

idgi

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Post by Crunchums » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:39 pm

u gotta skate

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Ashenai » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:45 pm

huh, I've never heard of that

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Khaos » Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:35 pm

i still dont get it

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Post by Crunchums » Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:49 pm

Khaos wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:35 pm i still dont get it
*the meme is about "you're a big guy" being responded to with "for you"
*someone on TV (or whatever) using the phrase "you're a big guy" is enough to make the author of that tweet crack up
*hence "the internet has done irreversible damage to my brain" (see also: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/1d/01 ... d3c8f1.jpg )
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Khaos » Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:50 pm

Crunchums wrote:
Khaos wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 5:35 pm i still dont get it
*the meme is about "you're a big guy" being responded to with "for you"
*someone on TV (or whatever) using the phrase "you're a big guy" is enough to make the author of that tweet crack up
*hence "the internet has done irreversible damage to my brain" (see also: https://i.imgur.com/lRhcreq.jpg )
that is indeed a stupid tweet!

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by pterrus » Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:43 pm

I agree with his assessment that cracking up about a common phrase that reminds him of a D tier meme from 2011 is pretty indicative of brain damage.

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Crunchums » Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:51 pm

"you're a big guy" is not that common of a phrase imo
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by haplo » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:09 pm

pterrus wrote:I agree with his assessment that cracking up about a common phrase that reminds him of a D tier meme from 2011 is pretty indicative of brain damage.
is this your first time on the internet?

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:13 pm

You guys are critiquing this tweet like I Found The March 31 Tweet Lacking
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
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