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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Crunchums » Tue May 17, 2022 3:55 am

I sat up in bed and saw her, suspended and breathless in the night beyond the window. Her hair was blackest velvet, her cheek, the curve of a broken heart. Her skin was pale and bare as the barrow-bleached bones of long-forgotten queens. In her eyes, I saw the answer to every question, every wanting, every fear I'd never known the naming of, and she pressed herself to the glass, hands and lips and breasts, all smooth curves and shadows full of promise, whispering soft as the sleep she'd stolen me from.
"Let me in."
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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 5:44 pm

Sudden Awakening
1U
Instant (C)
As an additional cost to cast Sudden Awakening, untap a tapped creature you control.
Create a 2/3 blue and black Nightmare creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each opponent exiles the top two cards of their library."

Midnight Visitor
BB
Creature — Vampire (R)
Flying, deathtouch
When Midnight Visitor attacks, if defending player controls one or more untapped creatures, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
1/1

Black Velvet Dress
1B
Artifact — Equipment (R)
When Black Velvet Dress enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with flying, then attach Black Velvet Dress to it.
As long as it's your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink.
As long as it's not your turn, equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward 2.
Equip 1B

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 5:47 pm

Broken Heart
{R/W}
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block alone.
When Broken Heart enters the battlefield, draw a card.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 5:49 pm

Barrow-bleached Bones
1B
Artifact (R)
Barrow-bleached Bones enters the battlefield with a bone counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a bone counter from Barrow-bleached Bones. When you do, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token with "This creature can't block."
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a bone counter on Barrow-bleached Bones.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:10 pm

Long Forgotton Queen
B
Creature — Zombie Noble (R)
Exalted for other Zombies — 3
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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:17 pm

Unnamed Fear
UB
Enchantment (U)
When Unnamed Fear enters the battlefield, choose a card name in secret.
Reveal the chosen card name and sacrifice Unnamed Fear: Counter target spell with the chosen card name.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:20 pm

Promised Shadows
3UUBG
Sorcery (M)
For each creature you control, create a token that's a copy of it except it's a black Nightmare in addition to its other types and colours, and it's not legendary. They each have "Sacrifice this when you don't control the creature it's a copy of."

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:27 pm

Soft Whispers
2B
Sorcery (C)
Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose two life for each card put into your graveyard this way.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:31 pm

Stolen Sleep
1UW
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Enchant creature
When Stolen Sleep enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and put a vigilance counter on a creature you control.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 17, 2022 6:36 pm

Let Us In
2{W/B}{W/B}
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an unrest counter on Let Us In. Then create a 1/1 black and white Spirit creature token with haste for each unrest counter on Let Us In. Sacrifice those creatures at the beginning of the next end step.

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Post by Skeletor » Tue May 17, 2022 8:54 pm

Khaos wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 5:47 pm Broken Heart
{R/W}
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block alone.
When Broken Heart enters the battlefield, draw a card.
having a broken heart sucks, but i can deal. i don't think i could survive my heart entering the battlefield though
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Ashenai » Wed May 18, 2022 11:07 am

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Post by pterrus » Wed May 18, 2022 12:05 pm

Card generated by my dreaming brain:

Facehugger Lion
2WW
Enchantment Creature - Cat
At the beginning of enchanted creature's controller's upkeep, put a - 1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
Bestow 2WW
3/5

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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 2:51 pm

Khaos wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 4:55 pm Silent Treatment
2UU
Sorcery (R)
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, you can't cast spells or attack.
Ral & Tomik secret lair promo cards taking a darker turn
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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 2:51 pm

Final Fortune reprint with art of them speaking with a divorce lawyer
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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 2:53 pm

Khaos wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 5:44 pmSudden Awakening
1U
Instant (C)
As an additional cost to cast Sudden Awakening, untap a tapped creature you control.
Create a 2/3 blue and black Nightmare creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each opponent exiles the top two cards of their library."
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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 2:53 pm

Khaos wrote: Tue May 17, 2022 5:44 pmBlack Velvet Dress
1B
Artifact — Equipment (R)
When Black Velvet Dress enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with flying, then attach Black Velvet Dress to it.
As long as it's your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink.
As long as it's not your turn, equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward 2.
Equip 1B
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 3:01 pm

Crunchums wrote:
I sat up in bed and saw her, suspended and breathless in the night beyond the window. Her hair was blackest velvet, her cheek, the curve of a broken heart. Her skin was pale and bare as the barrow-bleached bones of long-forgotten queens. In her eyes, I saw the answer to every question, every wanting, every fear I'd never known the naming of, and she pressed herself to the glass, hands and lips and breasts, all smooth curves and shadows full of promise, whispering soft as the sleep she'd stolen me from.
"Let me in."
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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 3:04 pm

pterrus wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 12:05 pm Card generated by my dreaming brain:

Facehugger Lion
2WW
Enchantment Creature - Cat
At the beginning of enchanted creature's controller's upkeep, put a - 1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
Bestow 2WW
3/5
this is a pretty good showing for dream cards! theyre normally a lot less comprehensible

i like this card
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 3:10 pm

Phyrexian Parasite
1B
Enchantment — Aura (U)
Enchant opponent
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Phyrexian Parasite is not a creature, put a +1/+1 on it and enchanted player loses 1 life. Then you may have Phyrexian Parasite become a Phyrexian Horror creature with base power and toughness 0/0.

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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 3:18 pm

Villainous Gang Leader
3BB
Creature — Human Citizen (R)
When Villainous Gang Leader enters the battlefield, search your library and/or cards you own in exile for up to three cards named Expendable Lackey and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.
1B, Sacrifice another creature you control: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2

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Post by Crunchums » Wed May 18, 2022 4:00 pm

Khaos wrote: poke
When I was a lad, I used to play a game with my sisters, Amélie and Celene. It was named Elements. You close your hand, count one, two, three, then form your hand into a shape. Fist for wood. Fingers upturned for fire. Flat palm for water. Water beat fire. Fire beat wood. Wood beat water. Having fallen a hundred and fifty feet into it, it's now my official position that water beats just about anything.
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Post by Blissful » Wed May 18, 2022 4:03 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 3:18 pm Villainous Gang Leader
3BB
Creature — Human Citizen (R)
When Villainous Gang Leader enters the battlefield, search your library and/or cards you own in exile for up to three cards named Expendable Lackey and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle.
1B, Sacrifice another creature you control: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
2/2
a gang leader's probably more a rogue than a citizen
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 4:56 pm

Celene, the Deadly Palm
WB
Legendary Creature — Human Monk (R)
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
Open — Put your choice of a lifelink, deathtouch, or +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Closed — Celene fights target creature you don't control.
Choose both if you control Amélie, Master of the Elements.
Partner with Amélie
2/2

Amélie, Master of the Elements
RUG
Legendary Creature — Human Shaman (R)
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
Fire — Amélie deals 1 damage to any target.
Water — Amélie and up to one target creature you control both gain ward 3 until your next turn.
Earth — Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Choose all three if you control Celene, the Deadly Palm.
Partner with Celene
3/3

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Post by Crunchums » Wed May 18, 2022 5:19 pm

why do you like ward so much
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 5:23 pm

i dunno, ward rules? and its way better than hexproof! i was also looking for something that represented water but also synergized with the other legend

Childhood Memories
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Sorcery (U)
Return a random card from your graveyard to your hand.

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Post by Crunchums » Wed May 18, 2022 5:29 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 4:56 pm The Emperor's Chosen
WW
Creature — Human Samurai (R)
First strike, ward 1
Other permanents you control have ward 1.
Channel — W, Discard The Emperor's Chosen from your hand: Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control unless its controller pays 1.
Channel — W, Discard The Emperor's Chosen from your hand: Target creature you control gains first strike until end of turn.
2/1

Black Velvet Dress
1B
Artifact — Equipment (R)
When Black Velvet Dress enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with flying, then attach Black Velvet Dress to it.
As long as it's your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink.
As long as it's not your turn, equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward 2.
Equip 1B

Amélie, Master of the Elements
RUG
Legendary Creature — Human Shaman (R)
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
Fire — Amélie deals 1 damage to any target.
Water — Amélie and up to one target creature you control both gain ward 3 until your next turn.
Earth — Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Choose all three if you control Celene, the Deadly Palm.
Partner with Celene
3/3
where does the warding end, Khaos
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 5:35 pm

Count to Three
3UUU
Sorcery (R)
Scry 1.
Draw two cards.
Return three target nonland permanents to their owner's hands.

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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 5:37 pm

i also like ward on the samurai as its a nice pair with the tax channel

the dress could do without it, it's just that there's a limited number of "defensive" keywords

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Post by Khaos » Wed May 18, 2022 5:43 pm

Shape
XU
Sorcery (M)
Target creature you control becomes a blue and green Fractal creature with base power and toughness 0/0 until end of turn. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.
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Create X 0/0 blue and green Fractal creature tokens. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them.

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