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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Ashenai » Fri May 20, 2022 4:23 pm

Khaos wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 6:40 pm Passel of Demoiselles
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Create a 1/1 white and green Citizen creature token for each nontoken creature you control.
I was waiting for this one

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Post by Crunchums » Fri May 20, 2022 4:30 pm

why are they green though
u gotta skate

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Post by Ashenai » Fri May 20, 2022 4:31 pm

it's a passel color

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 20, 2022 4:36 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 4:30 pm why are they green though
that's the standard colour for Citizen tokens

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Post by Crunchums » Sun May 22, 2022 12:08 am

I saw him, as if he stood before me. His skin, hair, eyes - all bleached snow-pale by years beyond counting and sins past reckoning. A youth, fey and eternal, beautiful and terrible, wreathed in an unlight so cold and bitter-bleak my heart felt frozen in my chest. And I heard him speak in my head then, across the blood-drenched snow between us, and his words were the song that would unmake the world.
"I see thee."
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Post by Khaos » Sun May 22, 2022 12:46 am

unfortunately i dont get paid to make fantasy cards on the weekend

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Post by Crunchums » Sun May 22, 2022 2:46 am

then that one is for monday
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Post by Khaos » Sun May 22, 2022 2:47 am

cool

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Post by Blissful » Sun May 22, 2022 7:15 am

Khaos wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 12:46 am unfortunately i dont get paid to make fantasy cards on the weekend
wait you get paid? i was making fantasy cards for free!
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Post by Khaos » Sun May 22, 2022 4:25 pm

i am afraid youre a sucker

also monday is a long weekend

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Post by Crunchums » Mon May 23, 2022 4:12 am

queueing this up
Spoiler!
Animal shapes, twisted beyond all measure of light or reason. The dreams of screaming trees, raised in the moldering grave of a cradle once green. Mushroom skin and toadstool eyes, faces inside open mouths, slack with spore and madness. I'd trodden the darkest paths of this world. I'd looked into the eyes of hell and seen it looking back. And great fucking Redeemer, I swear I'd never seen the likes of them.
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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 3:56 pm

Crunchums wrote:
I saw him, as if he stood before me. His skin, hair, eyes - all bleached snow-pale by years beyond counting and sins past reckoning. A youth, fey and eternal, beautiful and terrible, wreathed in an unlight so cold and bitter-bleak my heart felt frozen in my chest. And I heard him speak in my head then, across the blood-drenched snow between us, and his words were the song that would unmake the world.
"I see thee."
Line of Sight
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Enchantment (U)
When Line of Sight enters the battlefield, draw a card.
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature attacking you or a planeswalker you control, it deals that much damage plus 3 instead.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 3:59 pm

Stand Before Me
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Destroy target tapped creature.
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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 4:03 pm

Bleach
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Return all green and blue creatures to their owner's hands, then exile all black and red creatures.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 4:48 pm

Ageless One
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Legendary Creature — Eldrazi (R)
If Ageless One is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. If you do, create two Antimana tokens.
Haste, Planeswalker annihilator 1
When Ageless One would die, exile it instead.
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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 4:54 pm

Sinful Reckoning
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Sorcery (R)
Destroy all creatures with more power than toughness and exile all creatures with more toughness than power.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 4:56 pm

Fey
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Put X -1/-1 counters on target creature, where X is its toughness minus one.
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Eternal
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Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is its toughness.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 5:09 pm

Beautiful and Terrible
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Sorcery (U)
Target opponent creates a 1/1 white and green Citizen creature token. You create three 1/1 red and black Devil creature tokens with “When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.”

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 5:39 pm

Unlight Wreath
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Artifact (R)
B, T, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
2W, T, Discard a card: Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 5:43 pm

Bitter-Bleak Cold
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Instant (R)
Choose one or both —
• Counter target spell.
• Tap and exert target nonland permanent.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 5:50 pm

Journey to the Molten Core
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Enchantment (R)
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add R.
At the beginning of your end step, if you produced mana from at least three different nonland sources this turn, you may transform Journey to the Molten Core.
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Frozen Heart
(R) Legendary Snow Artifact
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library.
T: Add R.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 5:54 pm

Telepathic Connection
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Enchantment — Aura Curse (R)
Enchant opponent
Whenever enchanted player draws one or more cards during their turn, you may draw that many cards.
Whenever you discard one one or more cards during your turn, enchanted player discards that many cards.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 6:01 pm

Blood-Drenched Snow
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Instant (U)
Kicker 1B
If Blood-Drenched Snow was kicked, destroy target tapped and exerted creature.
Tap and exert up to one target creature.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 6:04 pm

Song of Unmaking
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Sorcery (R)
Exile up to one target creature or planeswalker with mana value X.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, if X is not zero, copy Song of Unmaking and reduce X by 1.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 6:07 pm

I See Thee
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Look at the top five cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order.
Sacrifice I See Thee: Reveal the exiled face-up card and counter target spell if it has the same name as the exiled card.
4UU, Sacrifice I See Thee: Reveal the exiled face-up card and gain control of target spell if it has the same name as the exiled card. You may choose new targets for that spell if you gained control of it.

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Post by Khaos » Tue May 24, 2022 6:13 pm

ill work on crunchum's queued paragraph tomorrow

The Founding of the Thieves Guild
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Enchantment — Saga (R)
I — Target opponent discards a card. If they do, you draw a card.
II — Create a 1/1 black Rogue creature token with "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token."
III — If you control a permanent you don't own, remove all lore counters from The Founding of the Thieves Guild.

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Post by Khaos » Wed May 25, 2022 2:39 pm

Pestering Bargain
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Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, an opponent of your choice may have you draw a card. If they don't, they lose 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you repeat this process for another opponent that hasn't been chosen yet.

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Post by Blissful » Wed May 25, 2022 2:55 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 2:39 pm Pestering Bargain
1BB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, an opponent of your choice may have you draw a card. If they don't, they lose 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you repeat this process for another opponent that hasn't been chosen yet.
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 25, 2022 3:17 pm

Blissful wrote:
Khaos wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 2:39 pm Pestering Bargain
1BB
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, an opponent of your choice may have you draw a card. If they don't, they lose 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you repeat this process for another opponent that hasn't been chosen yet.
Thank you for your service
can i have a card

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Post by Blissful » Wed May 25, 2022 3:20 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 3:17 pmcan i have a card
Here is the card entry on the 1204th line of my fantasycards.txt notepad that ive been writing my fantasy cards down in for the last while


Sengir Motorcycle Gang Boss 3B
Creature - Human Pilot
When ~ enters the battlefield, create three 0/1 black Serf Pilot creature tokens with "This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
When ~ leaves the battlefield, exile all serf tokens.
2/2
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