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Post by Khaos » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:31 pm

you can't "control" tibalt, man

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Post by Skeletor » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:34 pm

i can, but that's because i'm not a powerless hippie
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Khaos » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:39 pm

Hippie
G
Creature — Human
Hippie has zero power.
*/1

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Post by Khaos » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:48 pm

Miracle
1W
Instant (C)
Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with vigilance. Exile it at the beginning of the next upkeep.

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Post by Skeletor » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:52 pm

Khaos wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:39 pm Hippie
G
Creature — Human
Hippie has zero power.
*/1
thats not me im not a powerless hippie
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:41 pm

Befriend
1W
Enchantment — Aura (C)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block creatures you control and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

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Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:54 pm

Sea
Land (C)
T: Add ◊.
T: Add UU. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.

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Post by ToadBrews » Thu Feb 02, 2023 7:54 am

Gobliterate 4RR
Sorcery
Gobliterate can't be countered.
As an additional cost to cast Gobliterate, sacrifice any number of Goblins.
Destroy each permanent with converted mana cost less than the number of Goblins you sacrificed to cast Gobliterate.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 7:39 pm

Gix wrote:Dead Exchange
BB
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this, sacrifice a creature. Return target creature with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Megacycling 2 (2, Discard this card: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one into your hand and the other into your gy)
gix made this card. i don't know about the spell itself but i like megacycling, even if it's probably way too good

Scrycling 2 (scry 1, then draw a card) might be cool though

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 7:46 pm

do we have a fantasy rules thread?

Lands have cycling 6.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:05 pm

ToadBrews wrote:Gobliterate 4RR
Sorcery
Gobliterate can't be countered.
As an additional cost to cast Gobliterate, sacrifice any number of Goblins.
Destroy each permanent with converted mana cost less than the number of Goblins you sacrificed to cast Gobliterate.
is obliterate a colour pie violation now

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:47 pm

Everlasting Goblobber
2R
Artifact (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
2R, T, Sacrifice a creature: Everlasting Goblobber deals damage to any target equal to the power of the sacrificed creature.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:59 pm

Bank Shot
1R
Instant (U)
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Bank Shot deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target creature or planeswalker. Excess damage is dealt to up to one other target creature or planeswalker instead.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:02 pm

Teach a Lesson
R
Instant (U)
Teach a Lesson deals 3 damage to any target. The controller of that target learns.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:17 pm

Gadwick's Raven
UW
Legendary Creature — Bird Familiar (R)
Flying, vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not an extra turn, take an extra turn after this one. During that turn —
• You can't untap more than one permanent during your untap step.
• When you draw your first card during your draw step, discard a card.
• You skip your main phases.
1/1

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:27 pm

Wizard Hat
2
Artifact — Equipment (C)
Wizard Hat has gathering while it's unequipped.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has gathering.
When Wizard Hat becomes equipped, move all mana counters from it onto equipped creature.
Equip 1

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:33 pm

Nissa's Staff of Corruption
{B/G}
Artifact (R)
Gathering
X: Target opponent with X poison counters gets a poison counter. X can't be zero.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:45 pm

One with Everything
U
Instant (R)
Return all other spells and nonland permanents you own to your hand.

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:38 pm

Stonehorn Charger
2RG
Creature — Rhino Berserker (U)
All creatures able to block Stonehorn Charger do so.
Creatures blocking Stonehorn Charger can block an additional creature this combat.
5/3

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:40 pm

maybe thats better as:

Stonehorn Charger
2RG
Creature — Rhino Berserker (U)
If Stonehorn Charger is attacking alone, all creatures able to block it do so.
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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:46 pm

Deadwood Carver
1G
Creature — Elf (C)
T, Mill a card: Add G.
The first time a Forest card is put into you graveyard from anywhere each turn, create a Sculpture token. (It's a Treasure token with exalted.)
1/2

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:07 pm

Swarm of Mosquitos
1B
Creature — Insect (U)
Flying, lifelink, deathtouch
1/1

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Post by Khaos » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:16 pm

Hydra Skeleton
1
Artifact (U)
Vigilance
3, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hydra Skeleton and on up to one other target creature. Activate as a sorcery.
5, T: Hydra Skeleton becomes a 0/0 Hydra Skeleton artifact creature. Activate as a sorcery.

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Post by Khaos » Mon Feb 06, 2023 5:49 pm

wow this thread almost fell off the first page of active topics. the forum is alive. arti would be proud

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6WWBB
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Exile the top half of the cards in your library, rounded up. You get five poison counters and gain an arbitrary amount of life. For the remainder of the game, you can't pay life except to pay for Phyrexian mana symbols.

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Post by Khaos » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:02 pm

Cerebrum Auger
X1RB
Artifact (R)
Cerebrum Auger enters the battlefield with X oil counters on it.
As Cerebrum Auger enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of your library. You may play cards exiled this way for as long as Cerebrum Auger is on the battlefield.
When Cerebrum Auger leaves the battlefield, you lose life equal to the number of cards exiled by it that are still in exile.
At the beginning of your end step, remove an oil counter from Cerebrum Auger. If you can't, sacrifice it.

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Post by Khaos » Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:30 pm

Glistening Return
4UB
Sorcery (U)
As an additional cost to cast Glistening Return, remove any number of oil counters from permanents you control.
Surveil 1 X times, where X is equal to the number of oil counters removed to cast Glistening Return. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Draw a card.

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Post by Khaos » Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:08 pm

Overmorrow Today
1UU
Enchantment (R)
When Overmorrow Today enters the battlefield, put two debt counters on it and take an extra turn after this one.
When Overmorrow Today leaves the battlefield, skip your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a debt counter from Overmorrow Today. If you can't, sacrifice it.

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Post by Khaos » Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:29 pm

Frost Rabbit
1UR
Creature — Rabbit (C)
Haste
When Frost Rabbit enters the battlefield, tap target creature you don't control and put a stun counter on it.
3/1

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Post by Khaos » Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:42 pm

False-tail Lizard
1G
Creature — Lizard (C)
Reach
1B: Return False-tail Lizard from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activate this ability only if it died this turn.
2/2

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Post by Khaos » Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:44 pm

Humble Knight
1W
Creature — Human Knight (C)
First strike
Humble Knight loses first strike as long as its blocking or blocked by a Human.
2/2

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