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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Skeletor » Fri May 29, 2020 8:06 pm

I thought these might attract a Dougpost :)
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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:11 pm

what part of you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game unless your secretly chosen number is equal to the number of day counters on Die Another Day is confusing :D

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:19 pm

Her Majesty's Secret Service
1WB
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
Vigilance, deathtouch
Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays 1 for each creature they control that's attacking you. If you're the monarch, they must pay 3 for each one instead.
2/3

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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Doug » Fri May 29, 2020 8:23 pm

The Man with the Golden Gun?
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Post by Skeletor » Fri May 29, 2020 8:23 pm

Khaos wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 8:11 pm what part of you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game unless your secretly chosen number is equal to the number of day counters on Die Another Day is confusing :D
That part, yeah
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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:34 pm

the goal was to make it so when your opponent goes to 0 life you both make eye (I) contact and then you either say "you live to die another day" or "GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER"

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:36 pm

Die Another Day
BB
Enchantment (M)
As Die Another Day enters the battlefield, secretly choose a number, then draw four cards.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a day counter on Die Another Day.
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game. You may ignore this effect while your secret number is equal to the number of day counters on Die Another Day.

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Post by Skeletor » Fri May 29, 2020 8:39 pm

That's cool and understandable

Now I have a new complaint: I can just sacrifice this thing
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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:43 pm

The Man with the Golden Gun
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Creature - Human Assassin (R)
Deathtouch, haste
The Man with the Golden Gun enters the battlefield with a legendary red and black Equipment artifact token named Golden Gun attached to him. It has "Equipped creature has 'T: This creature deals 1 damage to any tapped creature.'" and equip 1.
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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:43 pm

Skeletor wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 8:39 pm That's cool and understandable

Now I have a new complaint: I can just sacrifice this thing
make it BBB, and up the card draw then. black shouldn't be able to remove it!

or make it an emblem some how

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:47 pm

here you go, you son of a bitch

Die Another Day
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Enchantment (M)
Hexproof
As Die Another Day enters the battlefield, secretly choose a number, then draw four cards.
As Die Another Day enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, put a day counter on Die Another Day. If the number of day counters on it is not equal to your chosen number, you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game until the next time a day counter is put on it.

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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Doug » Fri May 29, 2020 8:48 pm

View to a Kill?
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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 8:53 pm

View to a Kill
B
Sorcery (R)
Put a bounty counter on up to three target creatures. They each gain "When this creature dies, each opponent gaints 1 life and draws a card."

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Post by Doug » Fri May 29, 2020 9:24 pm

License to Kill?

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 9:30 pm

License to Kill
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Artifact - Equipment (R)
Creatures have protection from creatures not equipped with License to Kill. This protection does not prevent blocking.
Equip 1

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Post by Khaos » Fri May 29, 2020 9:39 pm

how many of these fucking movies did these people make

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Post by Doug » Sat May 30, 2020 12:04 am

The Living Daylights?
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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 1:19 am

now you're just making names up

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Post by Skeletor » Sat May 30, 2020 1:21 am

That's not allowed
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Post by Skeletor » Sat May 30, 2020 1:22 am

Lost at Sea // Found in the Forest
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Post by Skeletor » Sat May 30, 2020 1:23 am

Flowers for Gideon
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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 2:18 am

The Living Daylights
2UW
Creature - eye (I) Soldier (C)
Flying
1W, T: Tap target creature.
1U: Untap The Living Daylights.
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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 2:22 am

Lost at Sea
U
Instant (R)
Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Replicate U (You may replicate this part of this card for U, regardless of which part was originally cast.)
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Found in the Forest
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Instant
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control this turn, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Replicate G (You may replicate this part of this card for G, regardless of which part was originally cast.)

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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 2:25 am

Flowers for Gideon
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Sorcery (C)
Gain 1 life.
Draw a card.

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Post by Still Alive » Sat May 30, 2020 8:42 am

Khaos wrote:how many of these fucking movies did these people make
Another Bond 2
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At the beginning of your upkeep create a colourless artifact token named "Another Bond."

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Post by Doug » Sat May 30, 2020 10:57 am

The World Is Not Enough?
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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 5:10 pm

The World is Not Enough
5UUB
Sorcery (M)
The World is Not Enough can't be countered.
Gain control of target creature or artifact. Its controller reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it and exile it. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

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Post by Doug » Sat May 30, 2020 5:44 pm

Casino Royale?
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Post by Khaos » Sat May 30, 2020 6:15 pm

Casino Royal
Land (R)
Casino Royal enters the battlefield tapped
T: Add ◊.
XXB, T: Clash with target opponent. If you win, you gain X life and they lose X life. Otherwise, they gain X life and you lose X life.

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Re: The fantasy card thread was destroyed in the tapatalk merge

Post by Ashenai » Sat May 30, 2020 7:51 pm

That reminds me of Tavern Swindler. Man that card was intensely annoying in Limited.

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