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I am starting my own company, the 'Send Me Forty Grand Fund '
current stock value is estimated at ~1.00, plus or minus 1, but that just means if it goes up one dollar you'll be filthy rich!
current stock value is estimated at ~1.00, plus or minus 1, but that just means if it goes up one dollar you'll be filthy rich!
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alerting the SEC as we speak
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im authorizing rylinks to make moves on my behalf
if thats not legal im stashing the money under my bed
good luck investors!
if thats not legal im stashing the money under my bed
good luck investors!
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put all your money in bitcoin juri. you won't regret it
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Nono, in Soviet-style Communism, you *print* that every company has an ever-increasing stock, but the reality is they've all trended towards $0, and each turn you sell all holdings, pool and reallocate all monies, and then buy stocks for everyone--thereby costing everyone $20 per turn. If anyone complains... well there's one fewer person to reallocate to the following turn.
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Or wait, maybe that's the early Chinese-style Communism. This one seems more like Mao's backyard furnace and farming schemes where they presented abundance to the world (sometimes with actual abundances being sent) but were scraping the barrel at home.
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im going to do this oneein wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:45 pmNono, in Soviet-style Communism, you *print* that every company has an ever-increasing stock, but the reality is they've all trended towards $0, and each turn you sell all holdings, pool and reallocate all monies, and then buy stocks for everyone--thereby costing everyone $20 per turn. If anyone complains... well there's one fewer person to reallocate to the following turn.
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in spoiler tags if you're a tryhard
i think for the rounds you missed it's safe to just say you did what rylinks did until now (start from his networth minus $10 and go from there)
i think for the rounds you missed it's safe to just say you did what rylinks did until now (start from his networth minus $10 and go from there)
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Spoiler!
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again, if anyone wants me to add them to my spreadsheet, just say the word. i think it's actually pretty easy to add more people
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing
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I want you to add everyone but me to your spreadsheet
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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I'm sorry, everyone (except Juri, who is playing involuntarily) posted what they were doing, but I didn't really perceive it. I find it difficult ITT to sort out who has submitted and who hasn't
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National firm leases Company's largest office building. WeWork +5
1-Year Treasury Note 100
Amazon 111
WeWork 137
SPY S&P 500 ETF 98
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities 68
Retrophin Pharmaceuticals 95
Tesla 124
Intel 91
Bitcoin Mining 87
Pacific Power & Light 107
Yields
1-Year Treasury Note 5
Amazon 1
WeWork 0
SPY S&P 500 ETF 4
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities 7
Retrophin Pharmaceuticals 0
Tesla 0
Intel 2
Bitcoin Mining 6
Pacific Power & Light 3
National firm leases Company's largest office building. WeWork +5
1-Year Treasury Note 100
Amazon 111
WeWork 137
SPY S&P 500 ETF 98
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities 68
Retrophin Pharmaceuticals 95
Tesla 124
Intel 91
Bitcoin Mining 87
Pacific Power & Light 107
Yields
1-Year Treasury Note 5
Amazon 1
WeWork 0
SPY S&P 500 ETF 4
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities 7
Retrophin Pharmaceuticals 0
Tesla 0
Intel 2
Bitcoin Mining 6
Pacific Power & Light 3
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Shouldn't We Work +5 put it at 147, or did I miss an update between 4/16 and now?
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I'm sorry, that's +5 relative to what would have happened otherwise -- WeWork dropped 10 in the trading, but the drop became a drop of only 5
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Oh! That makes sense; thanks.
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why are the stocks going down I'm confused
please make the stocks not go down
please make the stocks not go down
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fuuuuuuuuuuck
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God DAMN it big pharma
HODL
HODL
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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That's Khaos and Skeletor and Ashenai
That leaves, who, Rylinks, ein, Juri
That leaves, who, Rylinks, ein, Juri
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I'll just stare sullenly at the stock graphs and mumble "bullshit, this is bullshit" to myself. No sales or purchases.
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who is busy with that virus that's been in the news lately
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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That's what I'm trying to find out!!!
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Never gets old
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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it took me way too long to figure out what the hell you two were going on about
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I'm bored with this game (the rote treasury buy part I mean, not the game itself..) and I guess I don't actually care if the bottom falls out here since it's pretend money anyway, so....
SELL all 63 treasury shares ---> $6624 (6634 - 10 transaction fee)
BUY 95 shares of ol' Bernie's Ponzi scheme --> 95 shares, $18 left over total.
SELL all 63 treasury shares ---> $6624 (6634 - 10 transaction fee)
BUY 95 shares of ol' Bernie's Ponzi scheme --> 95 shares, $18 left over total.