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Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:30 pm

Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:44 pm
The city of Portland is trying to fine the federal government for the fence around the courthouse
Never forget that these fucking clowns are the same people who think it is a good idea to grant the federal government ever increasing power.
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Post by Fry Guy » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:22 pm

Dantes wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:30 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:44 pm
The city of Portland is trying to fine the federal government for the fence around the courthouse
Never forget that these fucking clowns are the same people who think it is a good idea to grant the federal government ever increasing power.

Seems like the only power the other folks want to get out of government hands is stuff they can privatize and sell to their buddies.

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Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:27 pm

Fry Guy wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:22 pm
Dantes wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:30 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:44 pm
The city of Portland is trying to fine the federal government for the fence around the courthouse
Never forget that these fucking clowns are the same people who think it is a good idea to grant the federal government ever increasing power.

Seems like the only power the other folks want to get out of government hands is stuff they can privatize and sell to their buddies.
Hey do you have a line on something here, something we can use to make a little scratch
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Post by Doug » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm

More Than 100 Police Agencies Pull Out of Security for the DNC Convention
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Post by RawMeat » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:47 pm

Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm
More Than 100 Police Agencies Pull Out of Security for the DNC Convention
How many cops are needed to secure a zoom meeting?

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Post by RawMeat » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:49 pm

Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:27 pm
Fry Guy wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:22 pm
Dantes wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:30 pm


Never forget that these fucking clowns are the same people who think it is a good idea to grant the federal government ever increasing power.

Seems like the only power the other folks want to get out of government hands is stuff they can privatize and sell to their buddies.
Hey do you have a line on something here, something we can use to make a little scratch
I mean, the guy that bribed the Missouri legislature to basically get rid of consumer protection laws spent like $5000. If you lack a soul, it's not that expensive to buy a whole state legislature to get the ball rolling! Pretty soon you can get a couple DMV offices, maybe a trash hauling contract, and next thing you know you've got yourself a prison.

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Post by Doug » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:50 pm

RawMeat wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:47 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm
More Than 100 Police Agencies Pull Out of Security for the DNC Convention
How many cops are needed to secure a zoom meeting?
Oh it's not possible to secure a zoom meeting
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Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:51 pm

RawMeat wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:47 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm
More Than 100 Police Agencies Pull Out of Security for the DNC Convention
How many cops are needed to secure a zoom meeting?
The concern is that even with only 300 or so people being physically in attendance, there are going to be a lot of protesters.
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Post by Doug » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:51 pm

RawMeat wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:49 pm
I mean, the guy that bribed the Missouri legislature to basically get rid of consumer protection laws spent like $5000. If you lack a soul, it's not that expensive to buy a whole state legislature to get the ball rolling! Pretty soon you can get a couple DMV offices, maybe a trash hauling contract, and next thing you know you've got yourself a prison.
I always wanted a prison

One of those fancy ones with a panopticon
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Post by Doug » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:52 pm

Dantes wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:51 pm
RawMeat wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:47 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm
How many cops are needed to secure a zoom meeting?
The concern is that even with only 300 or so people being physically in attendance, there are going to be a lot of protesters.
Weird, I'm not concerned about protestors at the Democratic Convention at all
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Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:53 pm

Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:50 pm
RawMeat wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:47 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:33 pm
How many cops are needed to secure a zoom meeting?
Oh it's not possible to secure a zoom meeting
*rimshot*

Seriously though, Zoom is making all the right moves to clean up here. They've basically brought in Alex Stamos and handed him a blank check, that man knows InfoSec. By the time he's done Zoom will probably be the most secure conferencing solution on the planet.
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Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:53 pm

Fry Guy wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:22 pm
Dantes wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:30 pm
Doug wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:44 pm
The city of Portland is trying to fine the federal government for the fence around the courthouse
Never forget that these fucking clowns are the same people who think it is a good idea to grant the federal government ever increasing power.

Seems like the only power the other folks want to get out of government hands is stuff they can privatize and sell to their buddies.
There is some validity to this complaint.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Post by Doug » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:12 pm

Great news -- China is growing into a respectable nation
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Post by Skeletor » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:24 pm

All land management
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Doug » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:50 pm

Hahaha
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Post by Ashenai » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:25 pm

I mildly prefer the red statement over the green but I don't consider myself authoritarian :confused:

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:31 pm

there's an american federal government department called the bureau of land management and libertarians don't like them because they own a large amount of land in western states instead of it being owned privately

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:32 pm

the other quadrants are setups for that joke

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Post by Skeletor » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:37 pm

Rylinks wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:31 pm
there's an american federal government department called the bureau of land management and libertarians don't like them because they own a large amount of land in western states instead of it being owned privately
But the joke is in the southeast
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:43 pm

Rylinks wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:32 pm
the other quadrants are setups for that joke
Yeah yeah I got that, but I'm still gonna quibble about the setup.

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Post by Monty » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:03 pm

Ashenai wrote:
Rylinks wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:32 pm
the other quadrants are setups for that joke
Yeah yeah I got that, but I'm still gonna quibble about the setup.
So authoritarian
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Post by Ashenai » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:05 pm

Monty wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:03 pm
Ashenai wrote:
Rylinks wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:32 pm
the other quadrants are setups for that joke
Yeah yeah I got that, but I'm still gonna quibble about the setup.
So authoritarian
SAY HELLO TO GULAG, PIG-DOG

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Post by Monty » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:10 pm

Ashenai wrote:
Monty wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:03 pm
Ashenai wrote: Yeah yeah I got that, but I'm still gonna quibble about the setup.
So authoritarian
SAY HELLO TO GULAG, PIG-DOG
Awesome, I didn’t have anything to do today anyway
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Post by Dantes » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:21 pm

Rylinks wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:19 pm
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Post by Ashenai » Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:02 am

Monty wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:10 pm
Ashenai wrote:
Monty wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:03 pm

So authoritarian
SAY HELLO TO GULAG, PIG-DOG
Awesome, I didn’t have anything to do today anyway
IN GULAG, YOU ALWAYS HAVE MUCH TO DO

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:53 pm

that's not how you spell "hierarchies"
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Post by Doug » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:35 pm

Crunchums wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:53 pm
that's not how you spell "hierarchies"
No, they're heir-archies

Which heir will come out on top
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Post by Monty » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:38 pm

An heir-archy sounds like a country ruled by heirs. So whoever is the current monarch does not rule, but their children do. Until the monarch dies, and one of the current heirs moves up into the throne and loses their power.
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Post by Dantes » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:05 am

Monty wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:38 pm
An heir-archy sounds like a country ruled by heirs. So whoever is the current monarch does not rule, but their children do. Until the monarch dies, and one of the current heirs moves up into the throne and loses their power.
So, the House of Saud?
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