POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Probably what *this* should be called.
User avatar
Crunchums
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 16116
Joined: Aug 24, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Crunchums » Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:18 am

idgi
u gotta skate

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:24 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:18 amidgi
A book just came out claiming Milley did some defensive prep work at the Joint Chiefs in case Trump tried a coup.

Relevant article.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Rylinks
her skirt got quite a lot smaller,
but her heart is still the same
size it was before
Forum Elf
Posts: 12359
Joined: Jun 13, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Rylinks » Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:02 pm

https://spectatorworld.com/life/guide-c ... mentators/

tag yourself im
The Irony Dude
The Irony Dude floats above political debate in a haze of multi-referential jokes. Pin them down to a belief? You can’t. They might be being ironic. They might not. But how can you tell? Is the irony a form of cowardice? A mask to wear? Perhaps. But how can you tell?

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:36 am

These are the different types of people

*lists every person*
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4497
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Blissful » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:07 am

Rylinks wrote: Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:02 pm https://spectatorworld.com/life/guide-c ... mentators/

tag yourself im
The Irony Dude
The Irony Dude floats above political debate in a haze of multi-referential jokes. Pin them down to a belief? You can’t. They might be being ironic. They might not. But how can you tell? Is the irony a form of cowardice? A mask to wear? Perhaps. But how can you tell?
i'm

The Manly Man
Image

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4497
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Blissful » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:07 am

this list isn't good
Image

User avatar
Wumpy
uuuuuuuuuUUUUUU
Cardboard Robot
Posts: 1885
Joined: Aug 24, 2018
Contact:

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Wumpy » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:21 am

Blissful wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:07 am this list isn't good
Image

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4497
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Blissful » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:40 am

Wumpy wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:21 am
Blissful wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:07 am this list isn't good
Image
its a fine idea i just want slightly better jokes

im glad rylinks has his irony postman at least
Image

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4497
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Blissful » Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:41 am

just found out that my browser doesnt support dragging your av to pause it
time to switch to one of arti's weird browsers i guess
Image

User avatar
Shiny Days
...but history refused to change
...but history refused to change
Posts: 2000
Joined: Feb 08, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Shiny Days » Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:01 am

nodding

waterfox

User avatar
Wumpy
uuuuuuuuuUUUUUU
Cardboard Robot
Posts: 1885
Joined: Aug 24, 2018
Contact:

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Wumpy » Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:19 am

Blissful wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:40 am
Wumpy wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:21 am
Blissful wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:07 am this list isn't good
Image
its a fine idea i just want slightly better jokes

im glad rylinks has his irony postman at least
i prefer the shotgun spaghetti approach to jokes

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:26 pm

Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:10 pm

He explains what The Sims is
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:38 pm

Doug wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:10 pm He explains what The Sims is
Control.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:46 pm

No I mean he explains what The Sims is in case the reader doesn't know
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:48 pm

I figure he's doing this in case some of his readers are legislators, who may not be aware of life outside the Beltway
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:55 pm

Doug wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:46 pm No I mean he explains what The Sims is in case the reader doesn't know
Yes.

I guess I don't understand why you find that relevant?
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Mon Jul 19, 2021 2:10 pm

See previous
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:24 pm

Greenfield wrote:Poll numbers show that Kamala remains unpopular and administration officials keep leaking damaging materials about her to a media that appears curiously eager to run with them.

The campaign is the work of Biden’s allies who have calculated that the more they weaken Kamala, the less likely their boss will face pressure to step down on her behalf. Kamala Harris went from embodying the woke cultural moment as the first black woman in the White House to recapitulating her humiliating primary race in which she raised $36 million and dropped out without even trying to compete in a single primary election while blaming racism.

Kamala isn’t completely wrong.

Biden made a pledge to pick a black woman for the second spot. His advisors chose a political nemesis whom he had beaten before, not because she was strong, but because she was weak.

A black woman with strong ties to the black establishment or to the Left would have mobilized major political and cultural pressure on Biden to step aside in her favor. Even a black politician with a track record of likability and good poll numbers might have forced Biden to stand down.

So he picked Kamala who has few ties to the black establishment and is hated by the Left.

Is he right

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/0 ... reenfield/
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Skeletor
.
How'd you know that loving kittens is my one defining trait?
Forum Elf
Posts: 11770
Joined: Sep 03, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Skeletor » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:51 pm

What do I know but this feels like the sort of commentary you might make after Biden wins the election, but beforehand it would seem insane that they'd be prioritizing anything other than winning
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:56 pm

Oh they knew they were going to win
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:04 pm

Doug wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:24 pm
Greenfield wrote:Poll numbers show that Kamala remains unpopular and administration officials keep leaking damaging materials about her to a media that appears curiously eager to run with them.

The campaign is the work of Biden’s allies who have calculated that the more they weaken Kamala, the less likely their boss will face pressure to step down on her behalf. Kamala Harris went from embodying the woke cultural moment as the first black woman in the White House to recapitulating her humiliating primary race in which she raised $36 million and dropped out without even trying to compete in a single primary election while blaming racism.

Kamala isn’t completely wrong.

Biden made a pledge to pick a black woman for the second spot. His advisors chose a political nemesis whom he had beaten before, not because she was strong, but because she was weak.

A black woman with strong ties to the black establishment or to the Left would have mobilized major political and cultural pressure on Biden to step aside in her favor. Even a black politician with a track record of likability and good poll numbers might have forced Biden to stand down.

So he picked Kamala who has few ties to the black establishment and is hated by the Left.

Is he right

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/0 ... reenfield/
When I get linked to an article that has catty lines like “Obama dumped his white girlfriend to Marry Michelle because he was going to run for President,” I tend to dismiss the entire article.

That kind of speculative shit completely undercuts any real points the author might actually have.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Khaos
They should have sent a poet.
Forum Elf
Posts: 16862
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Khaos » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:11 pm

i didn't click the link but lol

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:17 pm

OK but is he right

lol
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Khaos
They should have sent a poet.
Forum Elf
Posts: 16862
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Khaos » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:34 pm

that seems dumb

User avatar
Dantes
Typewriter Monkey
Typewriter Monkey
Posts: 8064
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:46 pm

The inside sources sure seem to be in Biden’s operation, so maybe he’s right.

But who really knows?
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:54 pm

Certainly not Biden
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4497
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Blissful » Thu Jul 22, 2021 5:53 pm

Skeletor wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:51 pm What do I know but this feels like the sort of commentary you might make after Biden wins the election, but beforehand it would seem insane that they'd be prioritizing anything other than winning
this feels right to me somehow

i know nothing about any of this though
Image

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20552
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Doug » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:47 am

Image
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Shiny Days
...but history refused to change
...but history refused to change
Posts: 2000
Joined: Feb 08, 2019

Re: POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER

Post by Shiny Days » Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:30 am

to be fair if they werent creating problems then they wouldnt have a job that's fixing those problems

Post Reply