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Post by Rylinks » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:51 am

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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:54 am

Is Davy Crockett real

EDIT: Shit he was a congressman even, I had no idea
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:56 am

I feel like since Trump has said America is great, and the left must be against anything that Trump is for, the left is now taking the stance that America is terrible

CNN described Trump's visit as, standing in front of a monument of two slaveowners, although when Bernie visited it in 2016 they said it was majestic
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Post by Monty » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:01 am

Doug wrote:Is Davy Crockett real
Yep. The Executive Order lists the following people who have to be included:
John Adams, Susan B. Anthony, Clara Barton, Daniel Boone, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Henry Clay, Davy Crockett, Frederick Douglass, Amelia Earhart, Benjamin Franklin, Billy Graham, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Martin Luther King, Jr., Abraham Lincoln, Douglas MacArthur, Dolley Madison, James Madison, Christa McAuliffe, Audie Murphy, George S. Patton, Jr., Ronald Reagan, Jackie Robinson, Betsy Ross, Antonin Scalia, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Harriet Tubman, Booker T. Washington, George Washington, and Orville and Wilbur Wright.
It's a pretty basic list of Famous Americans from ninth grade, really. Scalia's not the most important Supreme Court guy ever, I don't think Billy Graham needs to be there, and Dolley's fun but not really that important, but hey, whatever. The Executive Order also adds that pthere could be "public figures such as Christopher Columbus, Junipero Serra, and the Marquis de La Fayette, who lived prior to or during the American Revolution and were not American citizens, but who made substantive historical contributions to the discovery, development, or independence of the future United States," but surprisingly (to me) does not mandate Columbus.
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:02 am

Thursday night in Portland, Antifa and BLM rioters set fire to a 120-year-old statue of an elk, causing it such extensive damage that it had to be removed. They’ve accordingly come in for some mockery on social media, as people wonder how the elk expressed his “racism” and “white supremacism.” Many take the destruction of the elk statue as a manifestation of the same stupidity that led rioters who proclaimed they were out to destroy monuments to slave-holders to target statues of General Grant and Abraham Lincoln. But the rioters aren’t stupid, even as they destroyed the elk. Once one understands what their real goal is, all their actions make sense.



The destruction of Portland’s elk statue is a warning to the rest of us: you’re next. Millions of Americans are getting the message and nodding obediently: everywhere you look these days, you’re inundated with tendentious Leftist propaganda that will only exaggerate, not heal, racial divisions. Many display this nonsense not because they’re true believers, but because they’re afraid: I know a man whose entire neighborhood has begun displaying Black Lives Matter signs, at the invitation of Leftist activists who politely knocked on their door and asked them to do so. When they came to him, he readily agreed: He knew that unspoken subtext was that if he did not, things would not go well for him in the future.
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:04 am

Monty wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:01 am It's a pretty basic list of Famous Americans from ninth grade, really. Scalia's not the most important Supreme Court guy ever, I don't think Billy Graham needs to be there, and Dolley's fun but not really that important, but hey, whatever. The Executive Order also adds that pthere could be "public figures such as Christopher Columbus, Junipero Serra, and the Marquis de La Fayette, who lived prior to or during the American Revolution and were not American citizens, but who made substantive historical contributions to the discovery, development, or independence of the future United States," but surprisingly (to me) does not mandate Columbus.
Did you know that Billy Graham was a spiritual advisor to every president from Truman through Obama

Anytime I see the name Lafayette written, I hear it in Eddie Izzard's voice
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Post by Monty » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:06 am

I did not know that. I wonder what that involved. Does the president decide he's having a rough day and needs soe spiritual guidance or does Billy Graham just call him up from time to time?
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:07 am

Monty wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:06 am I did not know that. I wonder what that involved. Does the president decide he's having a rough day and needs soe spiritual guidance or does Billy Graham just call him up from time to time?
I would like to think he just knew when to appear
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Post by Monty » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:10 am

He's got a pretty good set of pictures with presidents on his website.

Sure, keep Billy Graham, I don't mind.
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Post by Monty » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:17 am

Lafayette's got a really good rap in Hamilton (a true statement, in spite of sounding like a parody of itself) so his profile's a little higher than it used to be.
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:22 am

The Eddie Izzard meme is funnier if I swap the images
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Post by Dantes » Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:43 am

Monty wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:49 am Trump's National Statue Garden includes in its list of required statues Dolley Madison. James Madison also gets in there, but I feel like there's a decent chance Dolley's there because Trump's heard of the snack cakes.

The Executive Order also specifies that they should be realistic statues, not abstract or modernist. I think that's a good idea, because if you're putting up statues of Audie Murphy, Davy Crockett, and Ronald Reagan, no one wants some weisenheimer getting fancy with it.
Yeah, but you know Trump is expecting the Crockett statue to look like Fess Parker.

How would you like to have the job of explaining that to Trump?
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Post by ein » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:24 pm

Monty wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:17 am Lafayette's got a really good rap in Hamilton (a true statement, in spite of sounding like a parody of itself) so his profile's a little higher than it used to be.
Also, a great book by Sarah Vowell!

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Post by ein » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:29 pm

Monty wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:01 am
Doug wrote:Is Davy Crockett real
Yep. The Executive Order lists the following people who have to be included:
John Adams, Susan B. Anthony, Clara Barton, Daniel Boone, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Henry Clay, Davy Crockett, Frederick Douglass, Amelia Earhart, Benjamin Franklin, Billy Graham, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Martin Luther King, Jr., Abraham Lincoln, Douglas MacArthur, Dolley Madison, James Madison, Christa McAuliffe, Audie Murphy, George S. Patton, Jr., Ronald Reagan, Jackie Robinson, Betsy Ross, Antonin Scalia, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Harriet Tubman, Booker T. Washington, George Washington, and Orville and Wilbur Wright.
It's a pretty basic list of Famous Americans from ninth grade, really. Scalia's not the most important Supreme Court guy ever, I don't think Billy Graham needs to be there, and Dolley's fun but not really that important, but hey, whatever. The Executive Order also adds that pthere could be "public figures such as Christopher Columbus, Junipero Serra, and the Marquis de La Fayette, who lived prior to or during the American Revolution and were not American citizens, but who made substantive historical contributions to the discovery, development, or independence of the future United States," but surprisingly (to me) does not mandate Columbus.
Sack Scalia for, oh, I don't know, Thurgood Marshall or Sandra Day O'Connor... or both! Forgetting Reagan seems both reasonable and appropriate. Other than that, it seems like a laudable list.

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Post by Dantes » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:46 pm

Fuck Lindsey Graham.

He had very little in the way to recommend him after he started sucking up to Trump, but this EARN IT act he’s pushing is a monstrous piece of legislation.
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:31 pm

Lindsey Graham sucks
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:44 pm

Who's voting for Kanye
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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:17 pm

This isn't really politics, but it's news and I don't know where it goes

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Post by Doug » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:52 pm

I can't believe that this is an AP photo. You'd think that Trump had arranged it
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Post by Monty » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:08 am

He looks nearly as realistic as Lincoln.
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Post by Monty » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:09 am

Zing!
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Post by Doug » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:09 am

One of the Seattle Black Lives Matter protesters struck by a car while blocking Interstate 5 early July 4th has died and her death has forced state cops to re-think their permissive policies allowing protesters to take over freeways.
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Post by Doug » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:52 am

They destroyed the statue of Frederick Douglass
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Post by Still Alive » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:58 am

well he probably deserved it

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Post by rianalnn » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:01 am

Doug wrote:Who's voting for Kanye
for sure

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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by Dantes » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:49 am

Doug wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:52 am They destroyed the statue of Frederick Douglass
This surprises you?
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Post by Dantes » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:50 am

rianalnn wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:01 am
Doug wrote:Who's voting for Kanye
for sure
At this point, if he’s on the ballot I will.
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