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Post by haplo » Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:13 am

it's a great time for the matrix resurrection, as liberals are basically sentinels. cold, lifeless husks who grow humans just to harvest their energy

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Post by pterrus » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:14 am

I'm not sure I'm doing this right. I'm growing a human but he only takes my energy.

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Post by Luna » Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:12 pm

people should be authoritarian but in cool ways like there's just one shampoo now. there was too much shampoo confusion so now there's just one. sorry for being a fascist

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Post by Luna » Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:14 pm

but then thats just how it starts right. first they take our shampoo. then we all have to dress in grey jump suits. things quickly get out of hand

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm

I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:05 pm

this is what i believe except for politics

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Post by Doug » Sat Sep 11, 2021 4:59 pm

Ashenai wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever
Do what I did and buy 5 of the same shirt for work
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Post by Khaos » Sat Sep 11, 2021 5:55 pm

Doug wrote:
Ashenai wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever
Do what I did and buy 5 of the same shirt for work
are you a cartoon character

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Post by haplo » Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:31 pm

Doug wrote:
Ashenai wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever
Do what I did and buy 5 of the same shirt for work
I also did this, but each shirt is a different color.

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Post by Doug » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:14 pm

Doug wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 4:59 pm
Ashenai wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever
Do what I did and buy 5 of the same shirt for work
Dark blue polos were on sale
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Khaos wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 5:55 pm
Doug wrote:
Ashenai wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:40 pm I know a lot of people who would be relieved if they had to dress in grey jump suits

Not because they're into authoritarianism, they just don't like picking out clothes, and this way no one will yell at them for dressing inappropriately or whatever
Do what I did and buy 5 of the same shirt for work
are you a cartoon character
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Post by Doug » Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:01 am

That Texans thing took me a sec but wow
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Post by Luna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:35 am

new blackface just dropped

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Post by Blissful » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:29 am

arent these all of teh same guy?
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Post by Blissful » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:30 am

good scene cuts to avoid 'pale nimbus' &etc tho
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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:30 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/ ... uxbndlbing



Meat shortages due to a lack of CO2 production? I've never heard of any of this before
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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:41 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:46 pm

do you know the officer ones

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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:50 pm

No but I assume that they're the same as Army/Marines/Air Force -- they don't tend to make up new types of officer ranks

2nd lieutenant, 1st lieutenant, captain, major, etc.
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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:52 pm

Yeah they're just the same ranks as the other three

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St ... k_insignia



Navy and Coast Guard officer ranks are actually all the same insignia again -- but not the same names
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Post by haplo » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:58 pm

I can't believe they chose chief master sargeant instead of master chief sargeant. like, come on

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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:59 pm

hahaha

master chief is a navy rank
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Post by Doug » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:17 pm

ACLU redacts RBG quote on abortion to remove 'offensive' mention of women
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Post by Doug » Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:45 pm

Good news, Moderna thinks that vaccine booster passports will be permanent fixtures forever and ever
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Post by Dantes » Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:59 pm

Doug wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:17 pm ACLU redacts RBG quote on abortion to remove 'offensive' mention of women
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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:36 pm

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Post by Blissful » Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:22 pm

what the hell is this crap

video that you cant clearly figure out whats going on in it, with a made up fanfic dialogue subtitle that doesn't appear in the video from a """journalist"""
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Post by Doug » Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:06 pm

It's CGI
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Post by Blissful » Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:19 pm

Doug wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:06 pmIt's CGI
i'd enjoy this video a lot more if it had grand moff tarkin in it
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