Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Post by Crunchums » Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:15 am

personally i'm big into fuck coin
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Post by seathesee » Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:55 am

I enjoyed that enough with the sound off to give it a go with the sound on.
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Post by Blissful » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:31 am

Dantes wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 1:35 pm
I'll take mine with onions.
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Post by Doug » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:11 am

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This is great news
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Post by mindwarped » Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:46 am

El Salvador's Bitcoin pet hospital

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Post by Luna » Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:42 am

walked into a bar

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Post by Ashenai » Wed Jun 22, 2022 1:54 pm

In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt

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Post by Doug » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:46 pm

Have Boomers Stolen Their Children's Future?
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Post by Rylinks » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:24 am

No, Trump Isn’t Going to Save The Supreme Court

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Jun 25, 2022 3:25 am

Why does the authoritarian Left refuse to cancel Belgium?

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Post by Crunchums » Sat Jun 25, 2022 3:35 am

the waffles are too good
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Jun 25, 2022 5:13 am

it's surprising because waffles in general are very overrated but liège waffles do indeed slap

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Post by Rylinks » Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:19 pm

Pope Francis tells mums to stop ironing son's shirts and urge them to get married

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Post by Doug » Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:40 pm

I had waffles for breakfast today
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Post by Blissful » Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm

Rylinks wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:19 pm Pope Francis tells mums to stop ironing son's shirts and urge them to get married
i feel like theyve got the 2nd half down already
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Post by Blissful » Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm

although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
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Post by mindwarped » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:03 am

Elmo is now vaccinated for COVID-19

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Post by Rylinks » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:12 am

Blissful wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
neither my mother nor my grandmother have!

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:06 am

Blissful wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
my grandmother also taught me to iron!

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Post by KingRamz » Wed Jun 29, 2022 4:21 am

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote:
Blissful wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
my grandmother also taught me to iron!
Damn, you're lucky. Mine just taught me to steal

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:48 pm

My grandmother taught me to make the greatest walnut fudge in the world
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Post by Blissful » Wed Jun 29, 2022 6:17 pm

Rylinks wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:12 am
Blissful wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
neither my mother nor my grandmother have!
Pope Francis Tells Faithful That Variance Is a Natural and Expected Part of Gameplay
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Post by rianalnn » Wed Jun 29, 2022 10:24 pm

Blissful wrote:
Rylinks wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:12 am
Blissful wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:15 pm although in truth they have nothing on grandmothers, so there's clearly room for improvement
neither my mother nor my grandmother have!
Pope Francis Tells Faithful That Variance Is a Natural and Expected Part of Gameplay
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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by Crunchums » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:46 pm

Poll Finds Americans Would Endure At Least 150 Million Dead In Exchange For Cheaper Burrito Bowls
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Post by mindwarped » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:47 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:55 pm

Crunchums wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:46 pm Poll Finds Americans Would Endure At Least 150 Million Dead In Exchange For Cheaper Burrito Bowls
I mean...
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Luna » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:31 pm

mindwarped wrote:Funeral Home Operator Pleads Guilty in ‘Illegal Body Part Scheme’
which body parts are illegal to have. this is probably good to know

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Post by rianalnn » Thu Jul 07, 2022 5:52 am

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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:41 am

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:21 am

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