Headline of the Day

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Post by Crunchums » Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:32 pm

Newly Upgraded Tesla AI Makes Fart Noise Any Time It Runs Over Child
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Post by Dantes » Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:55 pm

Crunchums wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:32 pm Newly Upgraded Tesla AI Makes Fart Noise Any Time It Runs Over Child
I mean, it's Elon Musk. That headline has probably about an even money chance of being correct.
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Post by Dantes » Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:57 pm

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Post by Skeletor » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:49 pm

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wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Ashenai » Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:10 am

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Post by mindwarped » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:39 pm

Video: Giant roadside Cheetos sculpture attracts tourists

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Post by Luna » Tue Oct 11, 2022 11:21 pm

if you were coming in from Montana, you could visit Vulcan, where they speak klingon and worship star trek. Then thirty minutes down the road, see the Cheeto. And then from there I guess you could go super north and see a big beaver. Maybe visit Hanna, the home of Nickleback? I don't think those guys care that Nickleback is from there, though

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Post by mindwarped » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:51 pm

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Post by Crunchums » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:09 pm

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Post by Dantes » Wed Oct 12, 2022 7:39 pm

Crunchums wrote: Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:09 pm Human Brain Cells Grow in Rats, and Feel What the Rats Feel
That story has all the elements you need for a horror story. Cross species transplants, autism, organoids, chemical baths, good intentions, and a Doctor who studied in Romania.
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Post by Doug » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:33 am

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:24 pm

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Post by mindwarped » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:38 pm

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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:42 pm

I do that
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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:46 pm

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Post by Skeletor » Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:51 pm

not everyone agrees
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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:40 pm

I take it back, the actual headline of today is this incredible gem from the New York Post
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Post by Rylinks » Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:43 pm

Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m

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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:58 pm

Rylinks wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:43 pm Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m
Incredible
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Post by mindwarped » Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:23 pm

PSA: Doom could be running inside your kids' Halloween candy

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Post by Ashenai » Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:27 pm

mindwarped wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:23 pm PSA: Doom could be running inside your kids' Halloween candy

looked it up, definitely got my 23 seconds worth of enjoyment out of this video

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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:33 pm

wub
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Post by Blissful » Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:23 am

lol
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Post by Dantes » Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:06 pm

mindwarped wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:23 pm PSA: Doom could be running inside your kids' Halloween candy
:wub:
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Post by Rylinks » Thu Oct 27, 2022 12:24 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:39 pm

security footage showed he was naruto running, they have no case

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Post by Khaos » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:31 pm

Ashenai wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:39 pm security footage showed he was naruto running, they have no case
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:52 pm

PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone that "Fetterman" Is the Name of the Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name
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Post by Dantes » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:02 pm

Doug wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:52 pm PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone that "Fetterman" Is the Name of the Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name
That one is a bit cruel.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:42 am

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