Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:56 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:57 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:06 pm

not everyone agrees

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:34 am

What Is A 'Dark Grocery Store' And How Does It Work?

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by s. goblin » Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:40 pm

what is a dark grocery store

how does it work

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:24 pm

i'm surprised you havent heard of it before - it's estimated that 95% of grocery stores are dark grocery stores

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:25 pm

is this a dark matter joke
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:33 pm

if you give me 40,000,000 dollars and fifteen years i can try to answer that question

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:34 pm

Skeletor wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:25 pm is this a dark matter joke
Probably. However, Dark Grocery stores are really a thing.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:42 pm

good
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:31 pm

Skeletor wrote:is this a dark matter joke
yes

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:32 am

Dantes wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:34 pm Turns out it's from a three year old article about Incels. :shrug:
they let three year olds publish articles now? journalistic standards must be in real decline
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Sat Jan 28, 2023 3:13 pm

thats ageist. very surprising coming from someone who is famously a 3 year old
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Sat Jan 28, 2023 10:29 pm

What are 'Dark Factories,' and Do They Really Exist?
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:25 am

Blissful wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:32 am
Dantes wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2023 12:34 pm Turns out it's from a three year old article about Incels. :shrug:
they let three year olds publish articles now? journalistic standards must be in real decline
On the one hand, I take your point. On the other, for a three year old, that is excellent prose.
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Post by Rylinks » Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:15 pm

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Post by s. goblin » Tue Jan 31, 2023 2:55 am

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Post by Ashenai » Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:52 am

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Post by Dantes » Tue Jan 31, 2023 4:21 am

Ashenai wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:52 amelite gamer
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:27 am

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Post by Ashenai » Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:03 am

mindwarped wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:27 am Blueprint to reverse nature's decline revealed
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:26 pm

Sad: YouTuber MrBeast Spends Millions Curing Blind People When He Could've Sent Another panzer To Ukraine
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:38 pm

another?!

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by seathesee » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:57 pm

right? he keeps letting these blind people hog up all the seeing from the rest of us!
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:11 pm

I did some googling on that one. And the story behind the Bee headline is kind of insane.

He pays millions for corrective surgery to allow 1000 people to see, and he gets accused of doing it as a publicity stunt. Who the fuck cares if it was a publicity stunt. He paid for a 1,000 people to be able to see. What the flipping fuck is wrong with all of these internet scolds?
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:12 pm

oh i read that to mean as, like, he already sent one panzer

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:13 pm

surely that headline is a joke

edit: it is

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by seathesee » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:15 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:13 pm surely that headline is a joke
it is, but youd be surprised (or maybe you wouldnt) how much hate mr beast is getting around the internets for paying to cure one thousand people of blindness.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:17 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:13 pm surely that headline is a joke
It is.

MrBeast is a YouTuber who paid for cataract surgery to allow 1,000 people to be able to see. He's been getting shit for doing it as a publicity stunt. Which, he should generate publicity for this. He helped a bunch of people and drew attention to a low cost way to change a bunch of lives in an amazing way.

The headline is directed at the people who are giving him shit.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:17 pm

i would be surprised (or maybe im not) because it sounds like it's non-zero

i don't really care about those people though

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