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Post by pterrus » Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:53 pm

Explosive making sounds like it would be a fun hobby if it weren't mostly useless, unreasonably dangerous, and heavily stigmatized!

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Post by Skeletor » Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:37 pm

I feel like being unreasonably dangerous is kind of the appeal there
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Doug » Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:51 pm

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:43 am

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Post by Ashenai » Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:32 pm

Fact check: Donald Trump wore pants properly, images and videos show

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Post by Khaos » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:34 pm

you can't just believe everything you read on the internet ashe

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Post by Doug » Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:10 pm

Ashenai wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:32 pm Fact check: Donald Trump wore pants properly, images and videos show
"Properly" -- this is clothesist
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Post by Blissful » Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:28 pm

Doug wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:10 pm
Ashenai wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:32 pm Fact check: Donald Trump wore pants properly, images and videos show
"Properly" -- this is clothesist
to all the emperors out there, i see you, you are valid
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Post by Skeletor » Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:49 pm

Blissful wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:28 pm
Doug wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:10 pm
Ashenai wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:32 pm Fact check: Donald Trump wore pants properly, images and videos show
"Properly" -- this is clothesist
to all the emperors out there, i see you, you are valid
Lmao
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Shiny Days » Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:31 am

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Post by Doug » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:21 pm

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Post by Blissful » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:54 pm

lol
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Post by Ashenai » Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:58 pm

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Post by Blissful » Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:23 am

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Post by Khaos » Fri Jun 18, 2021 4:36 pm

you'd think queen elizabeth would have better things to do

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Fri Jun 18, 2021 4:59 pm

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:39 pm

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Post by Doug » Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:12 am

These beauty standards are positively medieval
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Post by Doug » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:52 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:31 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:33 pm

get rekt, hope they got to make their hungry jokes to a bunch of confused Romanians

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Post by Blissful » Thu Jun 24, 2021 3:53 am

Ashenai wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:33 pm get rekt, hope they got to make their hungry jokes to a bunch of confused Romanians
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Post by Doug » Thu Jun 24, 2021 6:47 pm

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Post by Doug » Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:33 pm

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Post by Skeletor » Fri Jun 25, 2021 5:59 pm

A match made in heaven
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Post by Blissful » Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:30 pm

is the woman an oregon woman too? i need to know how many people in this story are from oregon and this headline is entirely inadequate
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Sun Jun 27, 2021 11:44 pm

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Post by the_zoomies » Mon Jun 28, 2021 2:40 pm

Blissful wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:30 pm is the woman an oregon woman too? i need to know how many people in this story are from oregon and this headline is entirely inadequate
They are both from Oregon!

Even better, they're a pretty good match for Alia Shwakat. Our budget season 5 of arrested development with budget Michael Cera is gonna be so great!
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