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I think the thing that bothers me the most is that it's his only visible tattoo. If you're going to do the facial tattoo, go full Post Malone or go home.Juri wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:55 amfeeling proud of your state is one thing, but you definitely, DEFINITELY should not get the state tattoo in a colour that makes it look like a smear of poop on your foreheadDantes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:56 pmI don't...Bracketbot wrote: ↑Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:53 am Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 for ride home, deputies say
I mean...
Just...
Who thinks that tattoo is a good idea?
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No, film critics aren't out of touch - the internet warriors are the problem
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love wins out!The wedding could have been called off at this point, but the woman also revealed that her son — her now-daughter's groom — was also adopted.
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that could have been really awkward!
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Can Blood from Young People Slow Aging? Silicon Valley Has Bet Billions It Will
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What about their meat
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Murder suspect tries to turn himself in at New Orleans jail, but deputies demand proper ID
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how could you, leprosy
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China may be using [you] to hide its submarines
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China may be using your mom to hide its submarine
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Is it true? Can COVID-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?
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Yes, they're all* IPv6 over 5G compliant.Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:55 pm Is it true? Can COVID-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?
*Except the J&J one, for some reason they opted for IPv4 so you'll have to have used a NAT compatible syringe.
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When I got the shot, I told the pharmacist administering it that I only wanted it if it had a good microchip in it. As far as I could tell, this was the funniest thing he'd ever heard
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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Editor's note: A previous version of this story stated that the bear is a brown bear. While it is a bear that is brown, it is not a brown bear; it is a black bear (that is brown). The story has been updated to reflect this.
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Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years
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That's called a no-show jobJeb Bush 2012 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:22 pm Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years
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In Italy, these cushy jobs are known as posti fissi and it's a whole cultural thing. And of course there's a comedy lampooning it.Doug wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:30 pmThat's called a no-show jobJeb Bush 2012 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:22 pm Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quo_Vado%3F
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It's referred to in a lot of movies and TV shows about the Mafia alsopterrus wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:13 pmIn Italy, these cushy jobs are known as posti fissi and it's a whole cultural thing. And of course there's a comedy lampooning it.Doug wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:30 pmThat's called a no-show jobJeb Bush 2012 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:22 pm Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quo_Vado%3F
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I think those both denote different-if-related things though. a no-show job is a job where you aren't expected to turn up to work (for bribery or fraud reasons or whatever), posti fissi are jobs where it's extremely difficult to get fired but you still have to turn up to work at least a bit, hence the whole plot of that movie
this is just like, you have a job where you're supposed to turn up, but you don't. for fifteen years
this is just like, you have a job where you're supposed to turn up, but you don't. for fifteen years
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4chan founder Chris Poole leaves Google
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Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan
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It still amazes me that they even hired him. 4chan was a cesspool before he sold it. They knew who he was.
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I didn't know you read 4chan
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