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Headline of the Day

Post by Faceless » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:19 pm

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"Ireland’s Ireland and Scotland’s Scotland anyone who thinks different is a cunt" - Liam Gallagher

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Post by Faceless » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:56 pm

Your child might act in a homosexual manner online for internet points known as "clout"
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Post by slearch » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:39 am

'Evil' paraglider flying low over Sussex seafront and shouting abuse at people, police say

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Post by Fry Guy » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:47 pm

slearch wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:39 am 'Evil' paraglider flying low over Sussex seafront and shouting abuse at people, police say
Talk about life goals

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Post by mindwarped » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:14 pm

I almost posted that but my heart is too pure

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Post by Doug » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:37 pm

Lesbian Teens Are Getting Pregnant More Than Twice As Often As Their Peers
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:42 pm

that has been posted before somewhere
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Post by Juri » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:48 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:42 pm that has been posted before somewhere
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Post by Doug » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:51 pm

Of course it's been posted somewhere before -- otherwise, that would mean that I had invented it
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:53 pm

Doug wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:51 pm Of course it's been posted somewhere before -- otherwise, that would mean that I had invented it
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:53 pm

goodness gracious tapatalk so awful wow
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Post by Juri » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:55 pm

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Post by Faceless » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:20 pm

Doug wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:37 pm Lesbian Teens Are Getting Pregnant More Than Twice As Often As Their Peers
Are their peers other lesbians, or other teens? If it's the former then it's not particularly surprising.
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Post by Doug » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:23 pm

Faceless wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:20 pm
Doug wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:37 pm Lesbian Teens Are Getting Pregnant More Than Twice As Often As Their Peers
Are their peers other lesbians, or other teens? If it's the former then it's not particularly surprising.
On the contrary, if the lesbians were getting pregnant more than twice as often as the lesbians, that would be very surprising
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:32 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:39 pm

Faceless wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:20 pm
Doug wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:37 pm Lesbian Teens Are Getting Pregnant More Than Twice As Often As Their Peers
Are their peers other lesbians, or other teens? If it's the former then it's not particularly surprising.
other teens iirc

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:39 pm

it could just be the yeah im an adopted amputee in a gang who uses every drug three times a day teenager effect

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Post by Crunchums » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:13 pm

Rylinks wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:39 pm it could just be the yeah im an adopted amputee in a gang who uses every drug three times a day teenager effect
what effect is this
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Post by drk » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:27 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:13 pm
Rylinks wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:39 pm it could just be the yeah im an adopted amputee in a gang who uses every drug three times a day teenager effect
what effect is this
Teenagers like lying on surveys.

I think this effect is only going to grow, as people press back against having every move tracked and quantified.

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:36 pm

i even lied on surveys myself a few times

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:39 pm

I sometimes lie when posting on message boards

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:44 pm

the headline of the day

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:54 pm

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Post by Juri » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:45 am

Rylinks wrote: Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:36 pm i even lied on surveys myself a few times
in which categories?
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