Headline of the Day

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Post by Blissful » Mon Jun 28, 2021 3:05 pm

the_zoomies wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 2:40 pmThey are both from Oregon!
finally, some journalistic ethics
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Post by Shiny Days » Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:10 pm

California's historic drought is causing drinking water to taste like dirt. Just 'add lemon,' officials say

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Post by Ashenai » Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:19 am

everyone knows dirt lemon is a tasty treat

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Post by Doug » Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:42 pm

Just cut the water into squares and put a little bit of whipped cream and a cherry on each, say officials
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Post by Doug » Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:27 pm

Clarence Thomas says federal laws against marijuana may no longer be necessary
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:46 pm

Munich Tax Accountant Says Clients Have No Idea He Was Augustus Gloop In ‘Willy Wonka’

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Post by Shiny Days » Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:00 am

A Florida Man Is Threatening to Sue an Artist Whose Invisible Sculpture Sold for $18,000, Saying He Came Up With the Idea First

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Post by Doug » Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:29 pm

My idea is a marble cube, and you tell people that the sculpture is in it
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Post by Doug » Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:42 pm

Rapper throws $100,000 cash into the ocean
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Post by Rylinks » Thu Jul 01, 2021 4:00 pm

Teenagers are figuring out how to fake positive Covid tests using lemon juice and hacks from TikTok

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Post by Doug » Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:41 pm

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could
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Post by pterrus » Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:05 pm

ugh, too real

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Post by Doug » Thu Jul 08, 2021 4:52 pm

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Post by Shiny Days » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:51 pm

World of Warcraft's latest cinematic is a narrative disaster and players hate it

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Post by Ashenai » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:18 pm

Isn't world of warcraft currently doing the thing where oh no, in reality an even greater evil was pulling the strings the whole time and everything that ever happened was all part of his master plan

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:18 pm

oh no

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Post by Rylinks » Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:38 am

Final Fantasy XIV sells out of digital copies in the Square Enix online store due to a massive influx of new players

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Post by Doug » Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:36 pm

And digital printing service costs are through the roof right now
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Post by Khaos » Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:36 pm

do they limit sales based on what their servers can handle?

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Post by Ashenai » Tue Jul 13, 2021 7:39 pm

Trump says being impeached twice didn't change him: 'I became worse'

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Post by pterrus » Tue Jul 13, 2021 8:50 pm

Ashenai wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 7:39 pm Trump says being impeached twice didn't change him: 'I became worse'
Worse is a change. :robert:

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Post by Doug » Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:41 pm

Democrat Governors Afraid Cuban Desire For Freedom Could Spread To The U.S.
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Post by Doug » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:06 pm

Georgia Secretary Of State Explains Why He’s Just Now Discovering More Than 10,000 Illegal Votes Cast In 2020
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Post by Khaos » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:29 pm

is it 200 or 10,000

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Post by Khaos » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:32 pm

oh no this is different. hah

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Post by Doug » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:35 pm

It's 2020, what's wrong with you
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Post by Doug » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:35 pm

Silly Khaos thinks illegal votes will be cast in 10,000
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Post by Khaos » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:38 pm

Doug wrote:It's 2020, what's wrong with you
it's 1442

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:39 pm

In 14 hundred and 42, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. That's how you remember the year
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:40 pm

i wonder why he was so sad

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