Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:56 am

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Feb 14, 2021 9:37 pm

Home ought to come before egg

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Post by Crunchums » Thu Feb 18, 2021 2:58 am

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Post by Shiny Days » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am

Who Forgot to Invite Chun-Li to the Mortal Kombat?

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Post by Ashenai » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:34 am

did they ever discover the reason?

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Post by Shiny Days » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:46 am

Ashenai wrote:did they ever discover the reason?
Update, 4:39 p.m.: Jezebel has discovered the answer to our question about Chun Li’s erasure, and it is that Chun Li is not part of the Mortal Kombat megaverse. Wow!
Wow!

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Post by Starprintsky » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:47 am

I refuse to believe that article is not a troll. Hell it's probably their most successful article this month.

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Post by Ashenai » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:48 am

I'm sure there was also some misogyny at play

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:21 pm

After Harry Potter game developer gets trashed for not being SJW enough, it’s clear: We need GAMERGATE 2.0

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Post by Shiny Days » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:55 pm

gamergategate

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:02 pm

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Post by Juri » Sun Feb 28, 2021 2:41 am

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Post by Rylinks » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:11 pm

Michigan woman charged with caring for wildlife without permit, animals killed by state officials

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Post by ToadBrews » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:02 am

Juri wrote: Sun Feb 28, 2021 2:41 am Rooster fitted with blade for cockfight inflicts fatal injuries to man’s groin
He fought the cock and he won

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Post by Shiny Days » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:18 am

Another victim of COVID-19: sex (securities fraud) between married couples

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Post by Doug » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:16 pm

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Post by Skeletor » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:22 am

Where'd they go
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Post by Skeletor » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:37 am

Stop doing anal Covid tests on our citizens, Japan tells China
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Post by Shiny Days » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:39 am

Skeletor wrote:Where'd they go
is that the headline?

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Post by Shiny Days » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:41 am

where did they go

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Post by Skeletor » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:45 am

Woke Left Outraged after Twitch Calls Trans People 'Womxn'

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:50 am

to the place next door to Outraged

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Post by Juri » Mon Mar 08, 2021 2:27 pm

Study: Billions Of Insects Have Accidental Gay sex (securities fraud)
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Post by Juri » Mon Mar 08, 2021 2:28 pm

lol the filter
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Post by Doug » Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:19 pm

Crunchums wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:50 am to the place next door to Outraged

(ps good joke skels)
There are at least three reads on that XD

The Woke Were Left Outraged after Twitch Called Trans People 'Womxn'
The 'Woke Left' Were Outraged after Twitch Called Trans People 'Womxn'
The 'Woke' Left, Outraged, after Twitch Called Trans People 'Womxn'
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Post by Shiny Days » Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:38 am

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Post by Doug » Fri Mar 12, 2021 6:23 pm

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Post by Doug » Sat Mar 13, 2021 2:31 am

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Post by Doug » Mon Mar 15, 2021 2:06 pm

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Post by Doug » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:52 pm

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