Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:07 pm

A ribeye, with a loaded baked potato and broccolt
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
the_zoomies
Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth and I'm proud of you!
Let's party like it's 1899
Posts: 1999
Joined: Nov 26, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by the_zoomies » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:08 pm

Insteaad of a petite fillet?

User avatar
the_zoomies
Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth and I'm proud of you!
Let's party like it's 1899
Posts: 1999
Joined: Nov 26, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by the_zoomies » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:11 pm

Also "Waiter, can I sub my baked potato for scallops?"

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:13 pm

the_zoomies wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:08 pm Insteaad of a petite fillet?
A filet (of tenderloin) would also have been really good, either that or a ribeye are at your highest end of steaks
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Khaos
They should have sent a poet.
Forum Elf
Posts: 16862
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:12 am

we order takeout once a week too

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4489
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:47 am

Doug wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:07 pm A ribeye, with a loaded baked potato and broccolt
that sounds delightful
Image

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4489
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:01 pm

Blissful wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:43 pmi live in nsw and i just go outside whenever i feel like
doing this is in compliance with local ordinances, to be clear
im not bragging about breaking the rules or anything
Image

User avatar
Crunchums
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 16113
Joined: Aug 24, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:03 pm

u gotta skate

User avatar
Fry Guy
Cardboard Robot
Cardboard Robot
Posts: 1732
Joined: Aug 22, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Fry Guy » Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:53 pm

Online Trolls Actually Just Assholes All the Time, Study Finds

User avatar
Ashenai
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 10520
Joined: May 29, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:10 pm

dammit rylinks

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:12 pm

Psaki: A Record 331 Million Americans Have Not Been Abandoned In Afghanistan
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Luna
...but history refused to change
...but history refused to change
Posts: 2000
Joined: Feb 28, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Luna » Sat Sep 04, 2021 12:23 pm

Wally the walrus to get ‘floating couch’ to prevent him from sinking more boats

User avatar
Ashenai
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 10520
Joined: May 29, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sun Sep 05, 2021 4:22 pm

Blizzard just delivered a masterclass in how not to announce a game

User avatar
Jeb Bush 2012
Posting Automaton
Posting Automaton
Posts: 2520
Joined: Jun 24, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Sep 05, 2021 7:38 pm

doesn't help me much but maybe there are people who have never not announced a game before who will find it useful

User avatar
Rylinks
her skirt got quite a lot smaller,
but her heart is still the same
size it was before
Forum Elf
Posts: 12359
Joined: Jun 13, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:02 pm

Brazil v Argentina: World Cup qualifier abandoned as authorities try to deport four players

User avatar
the_zoomies
Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth and I'm proud of you!
Let's party like it's 1899
Posts: 1999
Joined: Nov 26, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:53 am

Ashenai wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 4:22 pm Blizzard just delivered a masterclass in how not to announce a game
"This isn't an announcement, this is misdirection...."

User avatar
the_zoomies
Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth and I'm proud of you!
Let's party like it's 1899
Posts: 1999
Joined: Nov 26, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:54 am

Rylinks wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:02 pm Brazil v Argentina: World Cup qualifier abandoned as authorities try to deport four players
On the plus side, the score read like a Cathy comic "Bra? Arg!"

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4489
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:46 am

the_zoomies wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:54 am
Rylinks wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:02 pm Brazil v Argentina: World Cup qualifier abandoned as authorities try to deport four players
On the plus side, the score read like a Cathy comic "Bra? Arg!"
lol
Image

User avatar
Ashenai
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 10520
Joined: May 29, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:45 am

the_zoomies wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:54 am
Rylinks wrote: Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:02 pm Brazil v Argentina: World Cup qualifier abandoned as authorities try to deport four players
On the plus side, the score read like a Cathy comic "Bra? Arg!"
:omg:

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:54 pm

Portland Mayor Now Admits Police “Hands-off” Approach May Not Be Working
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Rylinks
her skirt got quite a lot smaller,
but her heart is still the same
size it was before
Forum Elf
Posts: 12359
Joined: Jun 13, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:13 am

Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police

User avatar
Ashenai
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 10520
Joined: May 29, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:12 pm

Chinese Gaming Giants Lose Eight Bethesdas In Value Amid Government Crackdown

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4489
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:02 pm

so thats why everyone was saying to short gaming companies
Image

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:20 pm

They also banned simping
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

User avatar
Ashenai
Forum Elf
Forum Elf
Posts: 10520
Joined: May 29, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:45 pm

you are still allowed to give compliments to anime girls, but you must also provide balance by giving a reasonable critique of their poor life choices, e.g. withholding their true feelings from the protagonist, running with toast in their mouth, being decapitated by a witch

User avatar
Rylinks
her skirt got quite a lot smaller,
but her heart is still the same
size it was before
Forum Elf
Posts: 12359
Joined: Jun 13, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:38 pm

it's only simping if it's for a 3d girl

User avatar
the_zoomies
Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth and I'm proud of you!
Let's party like it's 1899
Posts: 1999
Joined: Nov 26, 2020

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by the_zoomies » Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:32 am

Rylinks wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:38 pm it's only simping if it's for a 3d girl
Pig if true

User avatar
Blissful
"I don’t believe that we will lose life or have to discard cards ourselves."
Sentient Keyboard
Posts: 4489
Joined: Nov 30, 2019

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:34 pm

the_zoomies wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:32 am
Rylinks wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:38 pm it's only simping if it's for a 3d girl
Pig if true
lol
Image

User avatar
Rylinks
her skirt got quite a lot smaller,
but her heart is still the same
size it was before
Forum Elf
Posts: 12359
Joined: Jun 13, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:18 pm

Pounds and ounces return in victory for metric martyrs

User avatar
Doug
Has anybody seen my parrot
Forum Elf
Posts: 20548
Joined: Aug 23, 2018

Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:29 pm

FBI Rally in D.C. Ends Without Incident
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

Post Reply