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It's basically only the Baltics that are fuzzy to me, they keep changing that shit.
I should probably memorize them for trivia purposes.
Edit: I meant Balkans. Fuck.
I should probably memorize them for trivia purposes.
Edit: I meant Balkans. Fuck.
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The war in Ukraine has derailed one American family's adoption plan
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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Dancing into foreign policy: White House briefs TikTok stars on war in Ukraine
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Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth device into own ear to cheat in final exam
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Doritos bags will now have 5 fewer chips thanks to inflation
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one of our grocery chains just stopped carrying them because they wanted to charge more for their bags or something
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ha ha /nelsonAngry Lismore residents have dumped wreckage from their flooded houses outside Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s home in Sydney to call for climate action.
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Subject: crippled masters
Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.
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Australian cricket star once downed 52 cans of beer on flight to England
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Buyer of "Pepe the Frog" NFT files US$500,000 lawsuit after creator releases identical NFTs for free
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‘Joker’ of Nottingham jailed after dropping bowling ball on council worker’s head
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Portage woman gets Wordle in one: 'THEIR' success story
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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haha XDSA teachers will no longer notify parents of all classroom COVID infections as cases surge
Teachers at South Australian public and Catholic schools will no longer always tell parents if their child is a COVID-19 classroom contact because the number of cases in schools has made the requirement too "burdensome".
my 11's classroom has been a hotbed of Covid since school returned to classrooms in late February, active case notifications basically daily
From: vicious_bastard
Subject: crippled masters
Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.
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"We've notified the Department of Health about the situation in [ZOMG's room], & will update with further information when it is provided."
from an email two weeks ago
from an email two weeks ago
From: vicious_bastard
Subject: crippled masters
Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.
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Six billion cockroaches bred for potions at AI-controlled farm in China
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Elon Musk's Twiiter Investment Could Be Bad News For Free Speech
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Twiiiiter! That's *my* gimmick
~rinanininniiialm
~rinanininniiialm
From: vicious_bastard
Subject: crippled masters
Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.
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Author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ now on trial for husband’s murder
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I read that piece. It was incoherent and, I'm certain the author doesn't realize this, dripped with envy.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.
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That's what I thought as well, though I'm sure Doug is on side "information" instead of team "Pun Headlines" (NY Post)
Doritos bags will now contain 12% more air due to inflation is accurate but not descriptive
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Nobody Knows What Lies Beneath New York City
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it's true and it's bad!
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OpenAI's New AI Thinks That Birds Aren't Real
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oh, i've heard this oneAshenai wrote:OpenAI's New AI Thinks That Birds Aren't Real
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A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders. Then the dirt bikes showed up.
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I love this
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It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars
http://devilsbiscuit.com/