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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 6:31 pm

the_zoomies wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Doug wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:23 pm
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You should be thankful that I really am a conservative, because that is most definitely a slur.
Wait, what do you mean, really am a conservative -- as opposed to what
If you're emphatically denouncing free speech as a mistake, it's probably worth explicitly stating your "political pronouns"
holy fucking shit :lol:
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed May 19, 2021 6:42 pm

what are we arguing about

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 6:43 pm

4chan
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed May 19, 2021 6:49 pm

4chan is stupid but also produces things that amuse me sometimes

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 6:51 pm

so it's like the television
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Wed May 19, 2021 6:52 pm

and this forum

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 6:53 pm

and rylinks' mom
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 19, 2021 6:54 pm

Rylinks wrote:and this forum
i love forum :(

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Post by Rylinks » Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm

i also love forum :loverobot:

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 6:57 pm

how can you not -- I heard it's like 4chan
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Post by KingRamz » Wed May 19, 2021 7:03 pm

Doug wrote:how can you not -- I heard it's like 4chan
It's a good thing arti works at a hardware store because otherwise with wood prices the way they are I don't think we could afford to replace our dreck

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Post by Doug » Wed May 19, 2021 7:05 pm

KingRamz wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 7:03 pm
Doug wrote:how can you not -- I heard it's like 4chan
It's a good thing arti works at a hardware store because otherwise with wood prices the way they are I don't think we could afford to replace our dreck
Is Arti slipping us wood under the table
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by KingRamz » Wed May 19, 2021 7:07 pm

Doug wrote:
KingRamz wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 7:03 pm
Doug wrote:how can you not -- I heard it's like 4chan
It's a good thing arti works at a hardware store because otherwise with wood prices the way they are I don't think we could afford to replace our dreck
Is Arti slipping us wood under the table
Stuff needs to get splattered all over these walls somehow

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Wed May 19, 2021 7:18 pm

i have a bunch of 2x4's from when i demo'd my basement. i'm using some of them to make a dumbbell rack

i am glad i kept them!

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Post by Rylinks » Thu May 20, 2021 9:57 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by seathesee » Mon May 24, 2021 9:18 pm

well now we know
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by ToadBrews » Tue May 25, 2021 7:12 am

Tardigrade, flying through air at 2K mph: "what the fuck"

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Tue May 25, 2021 1:24 pm

Minneapolis to bring in outside Police help to deal with surge in murders
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Tue May 25, 2021 1:53 pm

Doug wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 1:24 pm Minneapolis to bring in outside Police help to deal with surge in murders
<insert Rorschach quote here>
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Thu May 27, 2021 6:45 pm

‘Defund the Police’ mayoral candidate car stolen
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri May 28, 2021 2:01 pm

Republicans Keep Making Completely Unforced Errors So The Media Will Like Them
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Shiny Days » Fri May 28, 2021 8:53 pm

what is an unforced error?

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri May 28, 2021 9:06 pm

Shiny Days wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 8:53 pm what is an unforced error?
It's from tennis, it's an error that didn't involve the opponent -- for example, serving the ball into the net
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Fri May 28, 2021 9:57 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Sat May 29, 2021 10:13 pm

Critics say the campaign reflects tone-deafness
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Sat May 29, 2021 11:34 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 10:13 pm Critics say the campaign reflects tone-deafness
:omg:
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:46 pm

Man killed when IED he was making explodes in his garage
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:46 pm

It worked!
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:21 pm

:sadlol:
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