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Post by Doug » Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:17 pm

Luna wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:17 pm
Rylinks wrote:No, Australia Is Not Actually an Evil Dictatorship
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Post by Blissful » Sat Oct 16, 2021 11:14 am

Luna wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:17 pm
Rylinks wrote:No, Australia Is Not Actually an Evil Dictatorship
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australians are a Chaotic race as of 3rd edition
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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:35 pm

Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All in This Together' with Their Yachts
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:55 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:06 pm

Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number

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Post by Khaos » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:29 pm

Rylinks wrote:Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number
i don't fault this guy

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Post by Ashenai » Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:33 pm

lol incredible

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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:03 am

Rylinks wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:06 pm Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number
oh well I guess I know how I'm going to die now

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Post by Blissful » Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:43 am

Rylinks wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:06 pm Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number
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Post by Doug » Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:54 pm

Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months
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Post by Dantes » Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:53 pm

Doug wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:54 pm Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months
Should work.

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Post by Ashenai » Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:03 pm

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Post by Doug » Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:39 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:36 am

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Post by pterrus » Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:52 pm

Ashenai wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:36 am Shakira Says Nobody Helped Her When Wild Boars Stole Her Purse
Checkmate gun control advocates

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Post by Luna » Sun Nov 07, 2021 1:38 pm

Stop intellectualising pop culture

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Post by Rylinks » Wed Nov 10, 2021 2:25 am

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Post by Luna » Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:31 am

Welcome To 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy And Life Has Never Been Better

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Post by Doug » Sat Nov 13, 2021 4:57 pm

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Post by Doug » Sat Nov 13, 2021 4:58 pm

Luna wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:31 am Welcome To 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy And Life Has Never Been Better
Amazingly, merely persuading people to give up their ability to have any mobility, simply by calling for it, is actually working in some cases
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Post by Luna » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:53 am

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Post by Doug » Mon Nov 22, 2021 2:18 am

Systemic pointsism
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Post by Crunchums » Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:21 pm

House Removes Paul Gosar From Anime And Manga Committee
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Post by Doug » Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:58 pm

Crunchums wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:21 pm House Removes Paul Gosar From Anime And Manga Committee
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Post by Blissful » Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:34 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:21 pm House Removes Paul Gosar From Anime And Manga Committee
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Post by Rylinks » Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:06 pm

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Post by Blissful » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:07 am

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Post by Rylinks » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:30 pm

German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated customers

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:09 pm

Rylinks wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:30 pm German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated customers
When real headlines start to look like Onion headlines...
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:38 am

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