Headline of the Day

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Post by rianalnn » Mon Apr 11, 2022 12:20 am

they tried to bury us
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we brought dirt bikes

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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by Crunchums » Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:25 am

why would you want to deter skateboarders from using a skate park
that's what a skate park is for
u gotta skate
u gotta skate

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Post by Blissful » Mon Apr 11, 2022 9:05 am

Luna wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:26 pm A California city filled its skate park with sand to deter skateboarders. Then the dirt bikes showed up.
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Post by Doug » Mon Apr 18, 2022 3:09 pm

Woke Arizona education leaders are blasted after they mistook African-American DJ at school fundraiser for white man in BLACKFACE and wrote scathing complaints
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:21 am

Apparently the Brontës All Died Young Because They Spent Their Lives Drinking Graveyard Water
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Post by Luna » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:16 am

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Post by rianalnn » Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:25 pm

groff_enthusiast wrote:Apparently the Brontës All Died Young Because They Spent Their Lives Drinking Graveyard Water
Wild.

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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by Ashenai » Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:32 pm

Magnus Carlsen Refuses to Talk to Reporter Because He is Eating Hot Dog

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Post by Crunchums » Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:36 pm

ambiguous pronoun
u gotta skate

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Post by Blissful » Sun May 01, 2022 2:10 pm

Crunchums wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:36 pm ambiguous pronoun
its simple, Carlsen is a hot dog that's eating
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Post by Doug » Sun May 01, 2022 2:11 pm

Crunchums wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:36 pm ambiguous pronoun
Magnus Carlsen Refuses to Talk to Reporter Because He is Eating My Hot Dog
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Post by Rylinks » Wed May 04, 2022 3:07 am

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Post by Luna » Wed May 04, 2022 6:14 pm

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Post by Khaos » Wed May 04, 2022 6:20 pm

we already did that. i think on a copper disc

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Post by Doug » Wed May 04, 2022 6:23 pm

Khaos wrote: Wed May 04, 2022 6:20 pm we already did that. i think on a copper disc
It was copper! But gold-plated
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Post by Doug » Wed May 04, 2022 6:24 pm

When I'm not conquering space I'm making gold records
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Post by Khaos » Wed May 04, 2022 6:24 pm

gold plating makes a lot of sense

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Post by Luna » Wed May 04, 2022 6:26 pm

only chisel our nudes onto the best i say also

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Post by Blissful » Thu May 05, 2022 1:18 am

Doug wrote: Wed May 04, 2022 6:24 pm When I'm not conquering space I'm making gold records
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Post by Dantes » Mon May 09, 2022 12:13 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Tue May 10, 2022 9:20 am

Millennials, Here's Why You Are Addicted To Self-Improvement

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Post by Luna » Tue May 10, 2022 9:31 am

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Post by Dantes » Tue May 10, 2022 12:15 pm

Millenials won't believe this one weird trick for self improvement.
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Post by Rylinks » Wed May 11, 2022 12:44 pm

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Thu May 12, 2022 12:35 am

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Post by Doug » Thu May 12, 2022 5:21 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Fri May 13, 2022 1:19 pm

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Post by Skeletor » Wed May 18, 2022 11:57 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Thu May 19, 2022 12:24 am

special week noooo

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Thu May 19, 2022 12:30 am

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