Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Post by Luna » Thu May 19, 2022 8:54 pm

Stop picking carnivorous penis plants, Cambodian environmental officials plead
(People picking penis pitcher plant poses problems.)

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Post by Luna » Mon May 30, 2022 10:09 pm

Quest 2 Add-On Increases VR Immersion by Making You Suffocate

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Thu Jun 02, 2022 5:56 pm

Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere
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Post by Ashenai » Fri Jun 03, 2022 4:03 pm

Bees Are Fish, California Court Rules

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by seathesee » Fri Jun 03, 2022 4:42 pm

its the new "is a burrito a sandwich?"
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Luna » Sun Jun 05, 2022 12:32 am

Box Office: ‘Morbius’ Bombs Again With $85,000 Friday

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Post by mindwarped » Sun Jun 05, 2022 5:09 am

Alan Cumming’s Missing Co-Star Chimp Found Alive After Owner Faked His Death

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Post by Blissful » Sun Jun 05, 2022 6:04 am

mindwarped wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 5:09 am Alan Cumming’s Missing Co-Star Chimp Found Alive After Owner Faked His Death
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Post by Blissful » Sun Jun 05, 2022 6:05 am

good headline too
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Sun Jun 05, 2022 8:32 pm

hello :hfive:

some headlines are too good to keep for yourself

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Post by Blissful » Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:04 am

mindwarped wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 8:32 pm hello :hfive:

some headlines are too good to keep for yourself
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Post by rianalnn » Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:21 pm

mindwarped wrote:hello :hfive:

some headlines are too good to keep for yourself
always good to see ya mw, hope it's all good in the hood

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Subject: crippled masters

Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Post by rianalnn » Fri Jun 10, 2022 12:07 pm

Sriracha hot sauce production suspended due to climate crisis

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Subject: crippled masters

Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:23 pm

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:36 pm

Doug wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 5:56 pm Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere
Aren't satire sites like The Root cheating?
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:45 pm

Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Crunchums wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:45 pm Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job
The PETA ad concludes with the man zipping up his pants, taking a long drag from a cigarette, and casually throwing the burger in the trash.
the most offensive part. please don't throw away a perfectly good burger just because you came inside it

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Luna » Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:15 pm

Ashenai wrote:


the most offensive part. please don't throw away a perfectly good burger just because you came inside it
uh...

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:16 pm

arti did you waste a burger

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Post by Blissful » Mon Jun 13, 2022 4:29 am

Ashenai wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:38 pm
Crunchums wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:45 pm Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job
The PETA ad concludes with the man zipping up his pants, taking a long drag from a cigarette, and casually throwing the burger in the trash.
the most offensive part. please don't throw away a perfectly good burger just because you came inside it
This.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Mon Jun 13, 2022 7:26 am

Google engineer put on leave after saying AI chatbot has become sentient

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Mon Jun 13, 2022 12:25 pm

Ashenai wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 7:26 am Google engineer put on leave after saying AI chatbot has become sentient
I read that one. Sounds like the guy has had a break of some kind.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Mon Jun 13, 2022 1:35 pm

I'll take mine with onions.
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Mon Jun 13, 2022 2:26 pm

Dantes wrote: Mon Jun 13, 2022 1:35 pm
I'll take mine with onions.
Why is this funny? I'm not sure, but somehow it is
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Mon Jun 13, 2022 4:31 pm

Dantes wrote:I'll take mine with onions.
that's a great excuse for why you cry afterwards

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Mon Jun 13, 2022 4:52 pm

A White state trooper pulled over a Black woman and her father. It has become a story of inspiration
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:45 pm

Ashenai wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:16 pm
Luna wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:15 pm
Ashenai wrote: the most offensive part. please don't throw away a perfectly good burger just because you came inside it
uh...
arti did you waste a burger
please answer the question, arti
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Luna » Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:59 pm

A UFO would stress out a bear

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:58 pm

Unbelievable: 'Monkey Jizz' Cryptocurrency Turns Out to Be a Scam
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Jun 15, 2022 12:06 am

But Jizzcoin on the other hand sounds more real
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