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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Blissful » Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:29 pm

Ashenai wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 2:43 pm The tank was stolen by the Russians
And I had left my pliers in there
Fuck you Sasha, and fuck your whore mother
Bring me back my goddamn pliers
Please Sasha, fuck your whore mother
And bring me back my goddamn pliers!

(Ellopták az oroszok a tankot,
Benne volt a kombináltfogó.
Bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót
De kérlek bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat,
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót!)
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Ashenai » Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:52 pm

Blissful wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:29 pm
Ashenai wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 2:43 pm The tank was stolen by the Russians
And I had left my pliers in there
Fuck you Sasha, and fuck your whore mother
Bring me back my goddamn pliers
Please Sasha, fuck your whore mother
And bring me back my goddamn pliers!

(Ellopták az oroszok a tankot,
Benne volt a kombináltfogó.
Bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót
De kérlek bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat,
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót!)
good song lyrics
it's to the tune of katyusha!

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by pterrus » Sun Oct 03, 2021 6:36 pm

Good pliers are hard to find, fuck Sasha. Also dykes. Not those dykes.

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:13 pm

Ah, Sally Brown, she likes a good Scrumpy.
Way, hay, roll and go.
She likes a bit on a Rumpy-pumpy.
Way, hay, roll and go.
And we rolled all night,
And we rolled all day,
Spend our money on Sally Brown.
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Skeletor » Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:22 am

Ashenai wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 2:43 pm The tank was stolen by the Russians
And I had left my pliers in there
Fuck you Sasha, and fuck your whore mother
Bring me back my goddamn pliers
Please Sasha, fuck your whore mother
And bring me back my goddamn pliers!

(Ellopták az oroszok a tankot,
Benne volt a kombináltfogó.
Bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót
De kérlek bazd meg Szása a jó kurva anyádat,
Hozd vissza azt a kibaszott fogót!)
i always thought that's what that song was about but i never bothered to put it through google translate
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by pterrus » Sun Oct 10, 2021 1:19 pm

Arise, children of the Fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us, tyranny's
Bloody standard is raised, (repeat)
Do you hear, in the countryside,
The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To cut the throats of your sons, your women!

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
March, march!
Let impure blood
Water our furrows!

The French national anthem is pretty metal

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:34 pm

There was a book about human behavior
Turned out that none of it was true
Still people read it cover to cover
It felt like something that they had to do
Our belly full, we're still hungry
We're eating something, but it is not food
Menu operated by algorithm
It leaves us wanting, but not in the mood
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Thu Oct 14, 2021 4:05 pm

If you're horny let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
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Post by Blissful » Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:21 pm

Crunchums wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:34 pm There was a book about human behavior
Turned out that none of it was true
Still people read it cover to cover
It felt like something that they had to do
Our belly full, we're still hungry
We're eating something, but it is not food
Menu operated by algorithm
It leaves us wanting, but not in the mood
this feels more like a poem than song lyrics
but i guess lots of song lyrics basically are poems
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Post by Crunchums » Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:14 am

All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Blissful » Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:12 pm

Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Wed Oct 27, 2021 6:08 pm

We are the priests
Of the temples
Of Syrinx
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:56 pm

Human Centipede
not ironically
(she said)
The costume design was a highlight
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Post by Blissful » Sat Oct 30, 2021 8:12 am

this is your time toupée
this is your judgement day
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Wed Nov 17, 2021 10:31 pm

Brave men tell the truth
The wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles
A woman holds her tongue
Knowing silence will speak for her
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:20 pm

Seems like there's a hole
In my dreams
Or so it seems
Yet nothing means anything
Anymore
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:02 pm

I bet this beat was
Made on a Mac
Nope, Fruity Loops
PC
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Crunchums » Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:43 am

Show me the banana (Na-na-na-na-na)
Show me the banana (Na-na-na)
Show me the banana (Na-na-na-na-na)
Show me the banana (Na-na-na-na)
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Post by Doug » Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:12 pm

He wear no shoe shine, he got toe jam football
He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
He say, "I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free"
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Mon Dec 06, 2021 7:24 pm

The breath of the morning
I keep forgetting
The smell of the warm summer air

I live in a town
Where you can't smell a thing
You watch your feet
For cracks in the pavement
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Post by Doug » Wed Dec 15, 2021 7:05 pm

Down down down in Goblin Town
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by pterrus » Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:52 am

Into the acid vat
You must go
Into the acid vat
No one else can know

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:15 pm

If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:48 pm

Crabalocker fishwife
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Post by Rylinks » Sat Jan 29, 2022 4:32 am

O mothers, tell your children
not to do what i have done
spend your lives in sin and misery
in the house of the rising sun

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Post by Skeletor » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:28 pm

I was screaming into the canyon
At the moment of my death
The echo I created
Outlasted my last breath

My voice it made an avalanche
And buried a man I never knew
And when he died his widowed bride
Met your daddy and they made you

I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Doug » Wed Feb 09, 2022 2:17 pm

If Jesus saves
Well then he better save himself
From the gory glory seekers
Who use his name in death
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
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Post by Doug » Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:30 pm

We're through being cool
We're through being cool
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits

Going to bang some heads
Going to beat some butts
Time to show those evil spuds what's what
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
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Post by Blissful » Sat Feb 19, 2022 9:38 am

oh, but that frame of large bugs bunny
they find it very funny
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Re: This thread is for posting song lyrics

Post by Doug » Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:36 pm

And when the wombat comes
He will find me gone
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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