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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon Jan 03, 2022 4:19 am

women are always satisfied by sex (securities fraud) with Kyle Lowry; he really takes charge in the bedroom
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Jan 03, 2022 6:03 am

How about "Feel Like Makin' Fudge" and then we make like four pounds of delicious walnut fudge
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Tue Jan 04, 2022 4:11 pm

guy who thinks “alpha male” refers to the investment meaning of “alpha”

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 04, 2022 4:14 pm

Alfalfa Male
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Tue Jan 04, 2022 4:41 pm

Rylinks wrote: Tue Jan 04, 2022 4:11 pm guy who thinks “alpha male” refers to the investment meaning of “alpha”
girls who are thhhhhheta

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:44 pm

There's this organization where you can submit a parts list as a batch, and they will periodically check the list against their database of government and industry alerts and ping you when there's a hit.

I made a folder for these in the shared drive called "batch hits" and it took me a second to realize what I had done.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:11 pm

lmao
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:03 pm

idgi
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Post by pterrus » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:34 pm

Gonna make these batch hits insane

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:41 pm

can you explain the joke to me please
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:42 pm

batshit

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jan 12, 2022 5:45 pm

ah; amusing
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:59 pm

Ashenai wrote:batshit
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:51 am

shower with your dad simulator is a video game about showering with your dad simulator
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:27 am

what happens if you shower with someone else's dad

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:32 am

someone else's dad simulator, you mean

"shower with your dad simulator" is a real game btw, that part isn't the silly thought
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:25 pm

quantum physics should be called pixel physics
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:07 pm

two people having sex (securities fraud) doggy style and they start making the WAP WAP WAP sex (securities fraud) slapping noise but there's a clapper in the bedroom so the lights start turning on and off
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:32 am

shampoo for your pubic hair: crotchpoo
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Sat Jan 29, 2022 5:22 am

a movie like Moneyball except it's about a GM who has discovered more effective steroids

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Sat Jan 29, 2022 1:54 pm

Rylinks wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 5:22 am a movie like Moneyball except it's about a GM who has discovered more effective steroids
And like, a nerd from Yale is the one who puts him onto them
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:01 pm

Doug wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 1:54 pm
Rylinks wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 5:22 am a movie like Moneyball except it's about a GM who has discovered more effective steroids
And like, a nerd from Yale is the one who puts him onto them
yeah exactly

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:25 am

GM: And where did you go to school?
Nerd: Iowa Agricultural College
GM: And what did you study there?
Nerd: Livestock medicine

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:17 pm

As a compromise, a female Latinx will be a Latinxa, and a male Latinx will be a Latinxo
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Mar 02, 2022 3:26 am

a t-shirt that says "I am above virtue signaling"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Mar 08, 2022 8:10 pm

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Wed Mar 09, 2022 12:53 pm

Rylinks wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2022 5:22 am a movie like Moneyball except it's about a GM who has discovered more effective steroids
rofl
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Wed Mar 09, 2022 12:54 pm

Rylinks wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:25 am GM: And where did you go to school?
Nerd: Iowa Agricultural College
GM: And what did you study there?
Nerd: Livestock medicine
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:30 pm

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capit alone
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cap it alone
cap it a lone
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:32 pm

going on jeopardy and answering in the form of a question by tacking on "... wouldn't you say?" to the end of the answer
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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