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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:46 am

I had a dream I was in a hospital observing a class on analogies for autistic people. The teacher starts by saying "In this class you're kind of like Christopher Columbus" and the dude in the front row goes, "what?"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:07 pm

lol
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:39 pm

shit i think i'm in the wrong class
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:23 pm

my roomba has a lot of dust on top of it
who will vacuum the vacuum?
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:27 pm

make the worlds smallest roomba

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:28 pm

isiah thomas and michael jordan are getting old. one day isiah is walking around with very stiff legs and mj makes fun of him "do your legs even bend anymore?"
isiah stares at him for a moment before doing 10 bodyweight squats and then saying "I'm a man, Michael! I have knees!"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:56 pm

if three months ago you would have told me that i would love getting my ass pounded i wouldn't've believed you. but i gotta say that i'm really loving this massage gun
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Jun 17, 2022 1:58 pm

An anime called "Anime"

It opens with a simple inn. The innkeeper sees something in the distance. He yells to his wife and daughter, "Get 200 bowls of noodles ready! A protagonist is coming!"
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:05 pm

it definitely needs to be set in a high school

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:12 pm

a high school for inn keepers

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:14 pm

we did it

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Sat Jun 18, 2022 12:58 pm

Khaos wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:05 pm it definitely needs to be set in a high school
the opening is shot is the MC running because she's late for school, and there's an entire bento box hanging out of her mouth

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by rianalnn » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:22 pm

so ready to watch this

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Bring on the kung-fu amputees - no arms vs. no legs anyone? A bit of high-speed underground ninja-tunneling is always good as well. I wanna see some shit like that. Crazy monks with gnarly special powers can make any film good. FACT.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:29 pm

Ashenai wrote: Sat Jun 18, 2022 12:58 pm
Khaos wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:05 pm it definitely needs to be set in a high school
the opening is shot is the MC running because she's late for school, and there's an entire bento box hanging out of her mouth
“bento” is untranslated in the subs

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:34 pm

Image

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:37 pm

the funny thing is that phoenix wright is a weird combination of the japanese and US legal systems

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:25 pm

i don't think i came up with this one, but

you can do cpr to the beat of baby shark
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by seathesee » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:27 pm

ive always heard you do it to "stayin alive" and i think baby shark is slightly faster. im worried for kids these days.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:41 pm

stayin alive and another one bites the dust were the choices i knew
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by seathesee » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:03 pm

both out pun baby shark.

perhaps we can wrap animal bite wounds to the beat of baby shark.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:26 pm

seathesee wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:27 pm ive always heard you do it to "stayin alive" and i think baby shark is slightly faster. im worried for kids these days.

I believe this is the recommended methodology

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:35 pm

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but this one works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbpT_6vjCc
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:37 pm

i will never understand why people love the office so much
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:43 pm

because it's very good

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:48 pm

i will never understand why people think the office is very good
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:50 pm

it's really just another way of saying we like it a lot

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:55 pm

:clopswacko:
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:09 pm

i would like to present the jury with this post, made by the witness on the 14th of june 2022

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:29 pm

I don't think you can convince somebody that a thing is funny, either they thought it was funny or they didn't

The Office was funny
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:12 am

Crunchums wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:48 pm i will never understand why people think the office is very good
synthesis: people like the office because they like things that are bad

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