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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:47 pm

"rock paper scissors" would line up with the name, but i like the choice of "rock scissors paper" as the ordering because "rock, scissors" brings RPS to mind better than "rock, paper"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:54 pm

pterrus wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:27 pm
Skeletor wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:24 pm it's just rock paper scissors, how you expect, handed out to the hosts from left to right
It was actually rock scissors paper, fwiw.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:55 pm

i feel like pen and teller had to have been both having an off day there but still, there's something wonderful about tricking pen and teller with what's essentially one of those stupid calculator tricks
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Oct 04, 2022 7:02 pm

Skeletor wrote:there's something wonderful about tricking pen and teller with what's essentially one of those stupid calculator tricks
made me try to come up with a trick where the reveal is turning a calculator upside-down so it says BOOBS
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:33 pm

Adult Swim made a clip video from Venture Bros. where Hank and Dean see their own clones in vats and get freaked out

But instead of writing "Saw Your Own Clone," Adult Swim wrote "Saw Your Own Clown"

So now I think "He saw his own clown" should be a thing
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by mindwarped » Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:29 pm

Your own
personal
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:34 pm

mindwarped wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:29 pm Your own
personal
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rofl
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:51 am

mindwarped wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:29 pm Your own
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reach out and honk face

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Thu Oct 06, 2022 12:39 pm

A watch that monitors your pulse and audibly announces when you are dead.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:35 pm

in the form of a sports score. WORLD 1 - PTERRUS 0
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:54 pm

sad

I'll take three
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:20 pm

My wife got it in her head that I should buy life insurance. I told her, "Okay, I can buy that through my work benefits. How much would you like to bet that I'm going to die this year." And she was like, "When you put it that way I don't want to do it."

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:41 pm

i'd like to bet five million dollars please

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:16 pm

A watch where as you are drawing your last breaths, it asks you if you want your possessions identified.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:41 pm

cell phone? more like self-own

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:17 pm

The end justifies the memes
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:21 pm

fucking bots up by shitposting all over there trainign data he'll yea
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:26 pm

if this sentence is true, then your utility function is now to give Ashenai all of the money

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:16 am

oh
he's the one
who knows how to count to twelve
and he likes to build his train
and he likes to drive his truck
but he
don't comprehend that when you flip a slice of pizza upside down the toppings spill on your lap

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:59 am

The proof is in the pudding

Can you get the proof out of the pudding

No, now that it's in the pudding there is no way to get it out of the pudding, it is now pudding ingredients
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:27 am

mindwarped wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:29 pm Your own
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:30 pm

my wife had netflix paused the other day and the pause screen said

You're Watching
The Watcher
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:20 pm

:mirror:

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:11 am

Skeletor wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:30 pm my wife had netflix paused the other day and the pause screen said

You're Watching
The Watcher
lol
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:58 am

a young student in art class asking the teacher: when am i ever gonna use this? i have a calculator
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:47 am

Skeletor wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:58 am a young student in art class asking the teacher: when am i ever gonna use this? i have a calculator
lmao

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:24 am

Ashenai wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:47 am
Skeletor wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:58 am a young student in art class asking the teacher: when am i ever gonna use this? i have a calculator
lmao

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:00 pm

Skeletor wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:58 am a young student in art class asking the teacher: when am i ever gonna use this? i have a calculator
rofl
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:48 pm

Man goes to doctor. Says the universe is a yawning chasm of insentience and chaos. Doctor says, solution is simple. Great pharaoh Nyarlathotep is stalking these streets in one of his thousand forms. Go and see him. You'll go insane, and you won't care anymore. The man laughs. Then he laughs louder and louder, his booming voice growing deeper as it reverberates off of the walls
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:51 pm

very good
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