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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:35 am

acidentally going to the MAiD cafe instead of the maid cafe

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Magical » Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:13 am

Rylinks wrote: Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:35 am acidentally going to the MAiD cafe instead of the maid cafe
oh yeah, uh, accidentally

whoops

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:42 am

at this cafe the happy ending is free

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:12 am

what's a MAiD cafe

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:52 am

Ashenai wrote:what's a MAiD cafe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OvlrIwmt7k

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:52 am

not much what's a MAiD cafe with you
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:54 am

plumbing influencers on instagram: #drainlife

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Nov 18, 2022 4:00 pm

Why did the drug addict put broccoli in his rolling paper

He heard broccoli was good for your joints
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Nov 18, 2022 4:04 pm

pff; nice
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Fri Nov 18, 2022 4:16 pm

i'm worried about this drug addict

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:18 pm

A comedy pornographic horror film called "It Fucks"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:20 pm

Doug wrote:A comedy pornographic horror film called "It Fucks"
I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins.

It came from.. behind!
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by mindwarped » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:21 pm

It fucks, it sucks, it costs 60 bucks

sales pitch from a direct-to-consumer sex gadget infomercial

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:32 pm

Doug wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:18 pm A comedy pornographic horror film called "It Fucks"
alternate pitch, IT Fucks
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:16 am

just a gigamole
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people know the part I'm playing

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sun Nov 20, 2022 6:23 pm

yesterday my wife kinda randomly said

if someone's birthday is on thanksgiving you can wish them "happy burr-day" to sound ambiguous between bird-day and birthday

felt extremely like a sillypost in terms of uh, effort:payoff ratio (and not the type of thing she ever says)
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Nov 20, 2022 6:29 pm

is bird-day a thing people say

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Post by Skeletor » Sun Nov 20, 2022 6:39 pm

yeah. but it's may 4
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun Nov 20, 2022 8:25 pm

seems like a may 4 birthday would work better for that joke than thanksgiving then
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sun Nov 20, 2022 8:52 pm

her family calls thanksgiving bird day, i feel like ive heard others do that but i'm not sure

anyway i'll give her your feedback
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun Nov 20, 2022 10:53 pm

if it works in her family then it works! feedback unnecessary to give : 3
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:28 pm

Just a reminder that alligators are not animals, they are monsters
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:49 pm

u gotta skate

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:23 pm

lol
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:18 pm

This is irrelevant

Oh no you don't, it's your elephant. Don't try to stick me with your elephant
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:43 pm

a variation of moneyball where billy beane does the whole "what's the problem?"[...]"the problem is there's fifty feet of crap and then there's us" speech and then concludes by saying "so i figure we just give up, put some warm bodies on the field, and rake in revenue sharing payments for the next thirty years"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:46 pm

very good, i assume
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:26 pm

every date is it's own release date
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:30 pm

Skeletor wrote:every date is it's own release date
only if you live in GMT+14
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:27 pm

Moneyball, Margin Call, and The Big Short are remade as one film

Brad Pitt: So what's the problem

Jeremy Irons: And explain it to me like I'm a small child, or a golden retriever

Brad Pitt: The problem is that there's the good teams. And then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us

Margot Robbie (in a bathtub): See, the bad players are layered into tranches
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