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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Mon Jun 21, 2021 8:48 pm

i only consume food my body can fully absorb

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:18 pm

anything less is leaving nutrients on the table

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Tue Jun 22, 2021 8:50 am

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:18 pm anything less is leaving nutrients on the table
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 22, 2021 7:34 pm

No, that’s not-consuming-food
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:52 am

June 1st, the day you send your kids into the yard all evening in just their underwear as an offering to the mosquitos, who can feast all they want that day but that's IT for the year
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:21 am

little kid: daddy can you bring me my shoes?
dad: can you use the p-word?
kid: pussy
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:08 pm

used 2020 calendar at a garage sale. it's blank
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:11 pm

hah

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:47 pm

Skeletor wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:08 pm used 2020 calendar at a garage sale. it's blank
I have a 2020 calendar still hanging in my kitchen and yes it is

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:48 pm

tbf my calendars for other years are also blank, I'm not putting my calendar events on paper like a rube

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Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 8:51 pm

my wife uses two calendars, side by side, one on this month and one on next month. then she switches them when the month rolls over. if you use paper calendars i recommend this hack

the result is kinda funny, two half-used calendars

i don't use any calendars at all. i prefer minimizing my life until i don't need to know anything more than i naturally remember
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:27 pm

i rely on my phone calendar which i don't check and sometimes randomly doesn't remind me to do important things

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:27 pm

fuck i just checked it and i have something to do today!

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:28 pm

if I forget an event then it is the event's fault for not being interesting or important enough

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:43 pm

Ashenai wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:28 pm if I forget an event then it is the event's fault for not being interesting or important enough
That's correct
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:48 pm

Skeletor wrote:
Ashenai wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:28 pm if I forget an event then it is the event's fault for not being interesting or important enough
That's correct
sorry, do i know you?

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:13 pm

Khaos wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:48 pm
Skeletor wrote:
Ashenai wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:28 pm if I forget an event then it is the event's fault for not being interesting or important enough
That's correct
sorry, do i know you?
uh, you called me
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:21 pm

a public database of passwords that you can use to secure a unique password for yourself
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:40 pm

it should list who has each password so that if you see one you really like you can buy it off the current owner

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:48 pm

i was looking at haveibeenpwned.com and found that these passwords are no good

chickenshit, chickenshit1, chickenshit2, chickenshit4, chickenshit5, chickenshit6, chickenshit7, chickenshit8, chickenshit9, chickenshit10, chickenshit11, chickenshit12, chickenshit13, chickenshit14, chickenshit15, chickenshit17, chickenshit22, chickenshit23, chickenshit24, chickenshit25, chickenshit26, chickenshit27, chickenshit28, chickenshit29

however, chickenshit3, chickenshit16, chickenshit18, chickenshit19, chickenshit20, chickenshit21, and chickenshit30 are all good
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:15 am

Alice in Wonderland is an isekai

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Re: silly thoughts

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:19 am

sometimes when i am pooping i think about how minutes beforehand i was walking around with the poop inside of me
and it's the same for everyone - most of the time people are walking around they are carrying around poop inside them
if you could make everything but the poop see-through you would just see poop just floating around
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:03 am

Rylinks wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 2:16 am
wanna read that manga at some point, I loved the books as a kid

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by the_zoomies » Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:48 am

Skeletor wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:43 pm
Ashenai wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:28 pm if I forget an event then it is the event's fault for not being interesting or important enough
That's correct
I’m phone reading and couldn’t see Ava, so I 100% pegged ashe’s post as skelebone’s

Though to be fair, it’d be a good grak or arti posts.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm

i was sitting outside listening to a variety of loud birds and then i imagined that actually each bird has its own laser gun that makes a different noise and they're in an intense shootout
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by the_zoomies » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:44 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm i was sitting outside listening to a variety of laser shooting birds and then i imagined that actually each bird has it's own bird call that's a different noise and they're in an intense shoutout

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by the_zoomies » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:45 pm

Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm i was sitting outside listening to a variety of loud birds and then i imagined that actually each bird has it's own laser gun that makes a different noise and they're in an intense shootout
Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm it's own
Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm it's own
Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm it's own
Crunchums wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:20 pm it's own

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:02 pm

it is own, Kaleesi
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It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:25 pm

thanks, i fixed it
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