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The hunger is unceasing
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vishnu had it right this whole time
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So do we finish off the cows, pigs and chickens first, or do we let them run free
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Are you aware that your own daughter brought Burke Devlin in here? Made him feel right at home
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I don't ever say I don't believe in something, it always leads to a boring argument and you look like an ass if you win. I just go "I'm not sure... I have my doubts, but I've seen some very weird things." Then I try to look haunted and refuse to talk any more about it.
The first time I used this strategy was when the 6-year-old daughter of my apartment's previous owners asked me if I believed in fairies and I panicked. It worked well with her, so I tried it with adults. Worked well with them, too.
The first time I used this strategy was when the 6-year-old daughter of my apartment's previous owners asked me if I believed in fairies and I panicked. It worked well with her, so I tried it with adults. Worked well with them, too.
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do you believe in a thing called love
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looking extra haunted over here
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well yeah, i wasn't born after i said i don't believe in astrology at all. i was born way before that
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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at some point there must have been a pregnant woman who cared about astrology who was giving birth around a date where the signs flip and was worried about it
"hey we need to induce labor now"
"no please not yet just another two hours i don't want to give birth to a scorpio!!"
"hey we need to induce labor now"
"no please not yet just another two hours i don't want to give birth to a scorpio!!"
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Supposedly there was a lot of that going on around new year's eve 1999.Crunchums wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 5:51 pm at some point there must have been a pregnant woman who cared about astrology who was giving birth around a date where the signs flip and was worried about it
"hey we need to induce labor now"
"no please not yet just another two hours i don't want to give birth to a scorpio!!"
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I have a friend who was born on NYE and said his mom induced when she did specifically for tax purposes.
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i feel like those people would try to get pregnant at a specific time?Crunchums wrote:at some point there must have been a pregnant woman who cared about astrology who was giving birth around a date where the signs flip and was worried about it
"hey we need to induce labor now"
"no please not yet just another two hours i don't want to give birth to a scorpio!!"
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yeah but even if they succeeded at that then maybe the baby is early or lateKhaos wrote:i feel like those people would try to get pregnant at a specific time?
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A can of evaporated milk, and the art on the can is a desert with a cow skull in the sand
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i wonder whether i would recognize a cow skull in a lineup of skulls of other similar animals
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A comedy show called That's Our Stalin, in which Stalin is an Archie Bunkerlike figure who gets pushback on his beliefs -- except that unlike Archie Bunker, Stalin purges the people who were disagreeing with him
And then his son-in-law says, "You did it again," at the end of every episode
And then his son-in-law says, "You did it again," at the end of every episode
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I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charleton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive
that's a good joke i wrote
you're going to tell your kids that joke one day and you're going to lie and tell them you made that joke up and it's okay, I understand why you're gonna lie, it's a good joke and i forgive you
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mangus carlsen (and then it's a big chungus equivalent photoshop of magnus)
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(a guy finishes a brief presentation about how for environmental reasons people should stop using paper towels after washing their hands)
me: pff, next you're going to be telling me i should only use a single square of toilet paper
him: well hold on now *as he says this he holds up his hands in a placatory gesture and they are wet and have poop on them*
me: pff, next you're going to be telling me i should only use a single square of toilet paper
him: well hold on now *as he says this he holds up his hands in a placatory gesture and they are wet and have poop on them*
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It turns out the national treasure was Nicolas Cage all along
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oh im fucking stupid
in my defense i haven't seen that movie
in my defense i haven't seen that movie
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Baby, external temps are off-nominal low
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greek gods are handing out punishments. Prometheus, Sisyphus, Tantalus, etc
new guy comes in and some minor god reads out the charges and they're absolutely heinous; mass murder is the least of them
the gods gasp and know that they have to come up with a truly brutal punishment
they come up with: every morning someone hands him a used collander, and he has to clean it until there is zero visible residue
(it would be more logical if there were some punishment for not finishing the job by nightfall or something, but i think it scans better without that additional complexity)
new guy comes in and some minor god reads out the charges and they're absolutely heinous; mass murder is the least of them
the gods gasp and know that they have to come up with a truly brutal punishment
they come up with: every morning someone hands him a used collander, and he has to clean it until there is zero visible residue
(it would be more logical if there were some punishment for not finishing the job by nightfall or something, but i think it scans better without that additional complexity)
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Can I tweak your joke
Sisyphus is being punished
The gods arrive and tell him, we're all Roman gods now. No more rolling a rock uselessly up a hill -- we have something we need you to do instead. Do you want the good news or the bad news first
Sisyphus says, good news then bad news
The Roman gods say, instead of rolling a boulder, each morning you have to clean our dishes from the previous night. The bad news is that they're all encrusted with dry spaghetti sauce
Sisyphus is being punished
The gods arrive and tell him, we're all Roman gods now. No more rolling a rock uselessly up a hill -- we have something we need you to do instead. Do you want the good news or the bad news first
Sisyphus says, good news then bad news
The Roman gods say, instead of rolling a boulder, each morning you have to clean our dishes from the previous night. The bad news is that they're all encrusted with dry spaghetti sauce
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alwaysDoug wrote:Can I tweak your joke
that is a better way to format that joke
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In your fantasy, dream about me
And all that we could do with this emulsion
(i think there's a thread for fake song lyrics that DS made somewhere but i don't remember where; maybe on GG?)
And all that we could do with this emulsion
(i think there's a thread for fake song lyrics that DS made somewhere but i don't remember where; maybe on GG?)
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Feel Like Makin' Love by Bad Company but instead of "makin' love" it's "jerking off"
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