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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:03 am

Damn, Ryu! That fireball was downright fierce!

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:38 am

I feel like maybe I've actually heard that somewhere? I don't know. It's still silly

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:41 am

don't worry, there's nothing sillier than plagiarism

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:43 am

Damn, Jeb! That post was downright fierce!

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:08 pm

Ashenai wrote:Damn, Ryu! That fireball was downright fierce!
lol

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:17 pm

Haha
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:58 pm

the song Closing Time, but instead it's Clementines (and the rest of the lyrics have been cleverly modified to fit that in a way that still fits the meter)
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Post by Skeletor » Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:27 am

The song WAP but the lyrics are cleverly modified to be about something different
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some white-auk Pringles®
Bring a bucket and a mop for these white-auk Pringles®
Give me everything you got for these white-auk Pringles®
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Post by Crunchums » Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am

those poor auks ;_;
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Post by Skeletor » Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:41 am

rofl
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Post by Crunchums » Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:28 pm

"what did you do last night?"
"i listened to a podcast"
*cut to them sitting in a boat in the ocean and wearing big headphones, and under the sea a group of whales are in a circle wearing robes and wizard hats*
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:33 pm

there is some dating site that has a thing like "what is your love language" and one of the options is "words of affirmation"
*two people having sex (securities fraud) and the girl is saying "YES! YES! YES!"*
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:38 pm

two people having sex (securities fraud), one of them says "we are having sex (securities fraud) right now" and the other says "that's correct"

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Post by Crunchums » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:40 pm

two people having sex (securities fraud)
"talk affirmatively to me"
"yes. correct. true. indeed"
"hnNNGHGh"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:26 am

Someone who like a lot of books is a bookworm. Is someone who collects VHS a tapeworm?

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Post by Skeletor » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:36 am

Rude to talk about Monty like that
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:38 am

Fat people are mealworms.

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Post by Crunchums » Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:58 pm

army leader person: "jump!"
army grunt: "how high?!"
*army grunt falls to their death because they didn't jump when told*
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:05 pm

DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 AN 👏 ADULT 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 COMMIT 👏 ADULTERY

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Post by Bracketbot » Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:22 pm

is there or has there ever been a technology that was as clearly transitory as cassette tapes? i knew AT THE TIME that cassette tapes sucked. they sounded like shit, they broke easily, it was hard to go from song to song, they were just garbage.

tape technology seemed fine for movies, because ostensibly you wanted to watch the movie from beginning to end, and the televisions of the day pretty much maxed out at the quality of VHS tapes, but with music, you often wanted to skip songs, replay songs you liked, and the preciseness of the human ear is obviously far more discerning than what a cassette tape could produce

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Post by seathesee » Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:32 pm

i had a tape player that could skip songs. it was pretty cool.
its been something

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Post by Skeletor » Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:35 pm

Hybrid vehicles
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Bracketbot » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:06 am

poo man group

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Post by Juri » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:16 am

Crunchums wrote:
Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some white-auk Pringles®
Bring a bucket and a mop for these white-auk Pringles®
Give me everything you got for these white-auk Pringles®
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Post by Juri » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:17 am

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote:
Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:05 pm
DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 AN 👏 ADULT 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 COMMIT 👏 ADULTERY
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:35 pm

This week: Bear sightings reported. Old ladies start carrying baseball bats when they walk around the neighborhood.

Next week: Vampire sightings reported. Old ladies start carrying wooden stakes when they walk around the neighborhood.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:16 pm

i feel like that would be funnier if you ordered them the other way
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:18 pm

also make the old ladies carry garlic

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:59 pm

Crunchums wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:16 pm
i feel like that would be funnier if you ordered them the other way
I thought you were supposed to put the true thing first and the punchline at the end?

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