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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:09 pm

Vladimir Putin hyping himself up for his day listening to the Arcane theme song
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Post by Crunchums » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:51 pm

Skeletor wrote:going on jeopardy and answering in the form of a question by tacking on "... wouldn't you say?" to the end of the answer
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Post by pterrus » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:22 pm

Sometimes the question is something like "What is red?" and the premise falls apart because the answer to that question is "What do you mean what is red, it's a color. You know, fire trucks, apples... do you happen to be a toddler?"

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Post by Crunchums » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:30 pm

you would just say "red, wouldn't you say?"
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Post by pterrus » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:34 pm

I wasn't commenting on Skeletor's thing, I'm saying the general premise of Jeopardy is kind of dumb.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:48 pm

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:14 pm

as someone who has never watched jeopardy I was genuinely surprised by how dumb and boring the premise of it is

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Post by pterrus » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:18 pm

It's probably one of those things where when it started it had to have a gimmick and now it's grandfathered in.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:33 pm

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con ... c-20354057
Risk factors
Factors that can increase your risk of stress fractures include:
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sex (securities fraud). Women, especially those who have abnormal or absent menstrual periods, are at higher risk of developing stress fractures.
for a moment i was surprised and expecting to learn how fucking increases your risk of stress fractures
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Tue Apr 05, 2022 4:20 pm

A game show where celebrity contestants place bets on whether the worker at this burrito place will fuck up the burrito. They are getting a feed from a secret shopper with a body cam who orders way too much shit.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:46 pm

nice
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:17 pm

pterrus wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 4:20 pm A game show where celebrity contestants place bets on whether the worker at this burrito place will fuck up the burrito. They are getting a feed from a secret shopper with a body cam who orders way too much shit.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:43 am

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the kid is upset because the top of that maple syrup container has the final score of a sports game that he was planning to watch later on it
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Apr 13, 2022 1:21 am

since your eyes are a part of your brain, when you blink your eyes you're washing your brain
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Post by pterrus » Sun Apr 17, 2022 5:53 pm

We had brunch with some Lithuanians this morning. I now know a Latvian, an Estonian, and a Lithuanian, so I get the set bonus.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Apr 20, 2022 3:42 am

that priest seems humble, but when he starts preaching he gets really full of himself. he's got an altar ego
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun May 01, 2022 10:57 pm

my girlfriend was going to make mac'n'cheese but then she realized that the pot that she usually uses was dirty. she thought about washing it, but then instead decided to use a different pot. i told her that was a good call, because a washed pot never boils
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Luna » Mon May 02, 2022 12:13 am

you should probably just marry her if she didnt immediately leave

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon May 02, 2022 12:22 am

lol
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Mon May 02, 2022 12:26 am

Crunchums wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 10:57 pmi told her that was a good call, because a washed pot never boils
i dont understand this joke
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Post by Skeletor » Mon May 02, 2022 12:37 am

a watched pot never boils
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Post by Skeletor » Mon May 02, 2022 12:38 am

guy goes to a doctor, says he has a painful infection on his butt. doctor asks if he showers regularly. guy looks offended, asks why he'd ask that. doctor replies, a washed bot never boils
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Post by Khaos » Mon May 02, 2022 1:12 am

lol

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Mon May 02, 2022 1:14 am

a man goes to his drug dealer and buys some weed. the next day he comes back, complaining that it had no effect on him. the dealer asks, "did you keep an eye (I) on it?" the man says no. the dealer replies, "ah, well, watched pot never spoils"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Mon May 02, 2022 4:01 am

two girls were applying makeup in preparation for going to the club for a night of promiscuity. after trying on a few different blush and lipstick colors, one of the girls expressed concern that experimenting with makeup like this could give her acne. "don't worry," the other girl said, "a swatched thot never oils"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Tue May 03, 2022 2:34 am

so there I was, eating dinner, and I think to myself, let’s put on a nice youtube video by fine content creator marshall sutcliffe. I’m typing out s-u- when I bite into a particularly hot chili, surprising enough that my finger slips, hitting the enter key and returning autocomplete’s first suggestion. for reasons known only to god and google, this is “suppurating”. “a watch shot!” I shout in horror, as the video loads, “never boils!”

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Post by Crunchums » Tue May 03, 2022 2:41 am

all the way from t to enter? dang, that's a hot chili
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Post by Blissful » Tue May 03, 2022 7:42 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 4:01 am two girls were applying makeup in preparation for going to the club for a night of promiscuity. after trying on a few different blush and lipstick colors, one of the girls expressed concern that experimenting with makeup like this could give her acne. "don't worry," the other girl said, "a swatched thot never oils"
Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 2:34 am so there I was, eating dinner, and I think to myself, let’s put on a nice youtube video by fine content creator marshall sutcliffe. I’m typing out s-u- when I bite into a particularly hot chili, surprising enough that my finger slips, hitting the enter key and returning autocomplete’s first suggestion. for reasons known only to god and google, this is “suppurating”. “a watch shot!” I shout in horror, as the video loads, “never boils!”
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Tue May 03, 2022 7:44 am

excellent :lol:

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Sun May 22, 2022 2:23 am

A guy who waits in the finish chute of a half marathon and cuts off peoples' FINISHER medals, yelling, "No participation trophy for you! Medals aren't for losers, snowflake."

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