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Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:03 am

I was just reading the rules to High Frontier 4, and here you guys are talking about LEO

Kinda trippy
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:03 am

Skeletor wrote:The jig is up. I actually added the line about LEO specifically to troll pterrus
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by pterrus » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:33 pm

Skeletor wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:42 am
pterrus wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:30 am I think it's kind of silly to say that the ISS astronauts aren't in space though.
If it was outer space it'd be called the Outernational Space Station
They're saving that name for the sequel.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:33 am

The Supernatural Space Station
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by the_zoomies » Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:38 am

Hyper masculine rebranding of "The War on Covid"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:08 pm

Damn it! I bought some brand new water colors and they're all dried out
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by ToadBrews » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:25 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:08 pm Damn it! I bought some brand new water colors and they're all dried out
They're like stamps, you gotta lick them

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:54 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:08 pm Damn it! I bought some brand new water colors and they're all dried out
a water colour paint set but it's oil paints in murky green, brown, deep blue, etc.

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:58 pm

an oil paint set but its a set of all black water colours

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by ToadBrews » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:03 pm

A set of paints for 1:76 scale miniatures but the paints are 1:76 the size of a normal paint pot

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:17 pm

[someone decorating pottery by using a stick to make dents in the wet clay] "what do you call this art style?" "impression a' stick"

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:18 pm

thats a good one. you could make a killing on ebay

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:20 pm

good posting, y'all
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:12 am



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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:01 pm

person 1 "ending this sentence with a question mark feels a little weak. how about an interrobang?"
person 2 "as a matter of fact i went to an interrobang last night -"

*a guy is strapped to a chair in a windowless room lit by a single overhead bulb. three naked guys are fucking his hands and mouth. eventually they pull away their penises and the guy gasps for breath*
person 2 "maybe now you're ready to talk"

"- but i don't see what that has to do with that sentence"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:44 am

if you were born before 1000 and lived to reach that year then your birth-death looks like a phone number
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:45 am

a rail shooter where all of the targets are the true buddha
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Shiny Days » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:46 am

but crunchums

if all the targets are the true buddha

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:12 am

Crunchums wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:44 am if you were born before 1000 and lived to reach that year then your birth-death looks like a phone number
It was a common joke at the time
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:14 am

Jenny the Eternal lived from A.D. 867 to A.D. 5309
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by ToadBrews » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:09 am

Doug wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:14 am Jenny the Eternal lived from A.D. 867 to A.D. 5309
:omg:

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:50 pm

This one is for Crunchums

The CIA's Advanced Steganography program has engineered fleas that can carry packets of information and implemented TCP over flea network

On a dog, nobody knows you're the internet
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:04 pm

i like it
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sat Dec 26, 2020 3:26 am

(imagine we're not in COVID lockdown for this post)

*guy leaving work on the last day of 2020* "see you next year!"
coworkers roll their eyes at the dumb and cliche joke
*cut to guy coming in to work in the morning* "hey everyone!"
coworkers are startled, in the background there's a calendar with the current day as 12/31/21 and a missing person poster with the guy's face on it
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:33 pm

*waitress carrying a plate of eggs to a restaurant patron while singing Keep On the Sunny Side*
*she puts the plate of eggs on the table*
restaurant patron: um, I ordered them scrambled
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:26 am

womental
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Eminemow
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by the_zoomies » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:27 am

Crunchums wrote: Sat Dec 26, 2020 3:26 am (imagine we're not in COVID lockdown for this post)

*guy leaving work on the last day of 2020* "see you next year!"
coworkers roll their eyes at the dumb and cliche joke
*cut to guy coming in to work in the morning* "hey everyone!"
coworkers are startled, in the background there's a calendar with the current day as 12/31/21 and a missing person poster with the guy's face on it
:omg:

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Starprintsky » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:37 am

Crunchums wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:26 am Eminemow

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:14 pm

Top 10 Numbers One through 10

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:25 pm

10. 10
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