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Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:03 am
by Ashenai
Damn, Ryu! That fireball was downright fierce!

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:38 am
by Ashenai
I feel like maybe I've actually heard that somewhere? I don't know. It's still silly

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:41 am
by Jeb Bush 2012
don't worry, there's nothing sillier than plagiarism

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:43 am
by Ashenai
Damn, Jeb! That post was downright fierce!

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:08 pm
by Khaos
Ashenai wrote:Damn, Ryu! That fireball was downright fierce!
lol

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 4:17 pm
by Skeletor
Haha

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:58 pm
by Crunchums
the song Closing Time, but instead it's Clementines (and the rest of the lyrics have been cleverly modified to fit that in a way that still fits the meter)

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:27 am
by Skeletor
The song WAP but the lyrics are cleverly modified to be about something different

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am
by Crunchums
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some white-auk Pringles®
Bring a bucket and a mop for these white-auk Pringles®
Give me everything you got for these white-auk Pringles®

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am
by Crunchums
those poor auks ;_;

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:41 am
by Skeletor
rofl

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:28 pm
by Crunchums
"what did you do last night?"
"i listened to a podcast"
*cut to them sitting in a boat in the ocean and wearing big headphones, and under the sea a group of whales are in a circle wearing robes and wizard hats*

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:33 pm
by Crunchums
there is some dating site that has a thing like "what is your love language" and one of the options is "words of affirmation"
*two people having sex (securities fraud) and the girl is saying "YES! YES! YES!"*

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:38 pm
by Jeb Bush 2012
two people having sex (securities fraud), one of them says "we are having sex (securities fraud) right now" and the other says "that's correct"

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:40 pm
by Crunchums
two people having sex (securities fraud)
"talk affirmatively to me"
"yes. correct. true. indeed"
"hnNNGHGh"

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:26 am
by pterrus
Someone who like a lot of books is a bookworm. Is someone who collects VHS a tapeworm?

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:36 am
by Skeletor
Rude to talk about Monty like that

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:38 am
by pterrus
Fat people are mealworms.

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:58 pm
by Crunchums
army leader person: "jump!"
army grunt: "how high?!"
*army grunt falls to their death because they didn't jump when told*

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:05 pm
by Jeb Bush 2012
DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 AN 👏 ADULT 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 COMMIT 👏 ADULTERY

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:22 pm
by Bracketbot
is there or has there ever been a technology that was as clearly transitory as cassette tapes? i knew AT THE TIME that cassette tapes sucked. they sounded like shit, they broke easily, it was hard to go from song to song, they were just garbage.

tape technology seemed fine for movies, because ostensibly you wanted to watch the movie from beginning to end, and the televisions of the day pretty much maxed out at the quality of VHS tapes, but with music, you often wanted to skip songs, replay songs you liked, and the preciseness of the human ear is obviously far more discerning than what a cassette tape could produce

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:32 pm
by seathesee
i had a tape player that could skip songs. it was pretty cool.

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 3:35 pm
by Skeletor
Hybrid vehicles

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:06 am
by Bracketbot
poo man group

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:16 am
by Juri
Crunchums wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:35 am Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some white-auk Pringles®
Bring a bucket and a mop for these white-auk Pringles®
Give me everything you got for these white-auk Pringles®

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:17 am
by Juri
Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:05 pm DON'T 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 AN 👏 ADULT 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 COMMIT 👏 ADULTERY
lol

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:35 pm
by pterrus
This week: Bear sightings reported. Old ladies start carrying baseball bats when they walk around the neighborhood.

Next week: Vampire sightings reported. Old ladies start carrying wooden stakes when they walk around the neighborhood.

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:16 pm
by Crunchums
i feel like that would be funnier if you ordered them the other way

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:18 pm
by Khaos
also make the old ladies carry garlic

Re: silly thoughts

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:59 pm
by pterrus
Crunchums wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:16 pm i feel like that would be funnier if you ordered them the other way
I thought you were supposed to put the true thing first and the punchline at the end?