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Post by Rylinks » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:02 pm

Today I roasted a chicken and just put a loaf of bread in the oven

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Post by Rylinks » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:06 am

bread!

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Post by kouharti » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:09 am

nice counter top

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Post by mindwarped » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:31 am

maybe it's actually a giant cutting board

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Re: Food thread

Post by Rylinks » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:43 am

it's a Catskill Craftsmen Grand Workcenter with Drop Leaf

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Post by Juri » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:50 am

why did you victimise your bread like that
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Post by Faceless » Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:17 am

Last Christmas we were trying various fancy Christmas coffees at work and I discovered I quite like a little cinnamon on top of mine. This now means that whenever my boss makes me coffee she coats it in like a ton of cinnamon which gives it this awful texture but the thought behind it is still really sweet and I never remember to ask for no cinnamon at an appropriate time. Saying it after getting one with cinnamon on would just come across rude, and i very rarely know she's making coffee before she does
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Post by Juri » Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:28 am

why ask for no cinnamon, rather than less?
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Post by Faceless » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:45 am

Juri wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:28 am why ask for no cinnamon, rather than less?
"No cinnamon" is a much easier target to hit than "precise small amount"; making coffees for the kitchen is a rushed job done when they get a quick chance so simplicity is definitely the key. Like she's doing too much because she's just firing it on.
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Post by Faceless » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:46 am

And she's not working this morning and it's Suzie on and Suzie makes the best flat whites. I swear to god, a Suzie coffee first thing in the morning is better than sex (securities fraud).
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Post by Grakthis » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:17 pm

Nothing is better than sex (securities fraud) in the morning.
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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:36 pm

It takes four Pepperidge Farm Chocolate Collection boxes to make one bag of Lidos
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Post by mindwarped » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:47 pm

that sounds inefficient

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Post by kouharti » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:49 pm

what is a lidos

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Post by Faceless » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:59 pm

Faceless wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:46 am And she's not working this morning and it's Suzie on and Suzie makes the best flat whites. I swear to god, a Suzie coffee first thing in the morning is better than sex (securities fraud) (rape).
Suzie bought an espresso machine and I've never been more envious of her husband
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Post by Doug » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:08 pm

kouharti wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:49 pmwhat is a lidos
Lidos are Pepperidge Farms' greatest cookies. They are like a Milano, but with a more flavorful cookie part. And you cannot buy them separately for some reason
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Post by kouharti » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:09 pm

i don't know what a milano is either

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Post by Faceless » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:14 pm

kouharti wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:09 pm i don't know what a milano is either
It's like a quarter of a Lidos
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Post by mindwarped » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:33 pm

I was always partial to the chessmen

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Post by Crunchums » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:59 am

kouharti wrote:i don't know what a milano is either
https://www.google.com/search?q=milano+ ... =isch&sa=X
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Post by catonkeyboard » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:02 am

Doug wrote: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:36 pm It takes four Pepperidge Farm Chocolate Collection boxes to make one bag of Lidos
If you ever get a chance to buy Pepperidge Farms cookies at cost, I suggest you take it.

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Post by drk » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:58 pm

kouharti wrote:i don't know what a milano is either
That's weird! They're very Canadian to me. I don't think they are, it's just my aunts and uncles always had bags when we visited.

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Post by Aeldaar » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:42 pm

Smores milanos are *kisses fingers*

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Re: Food thread

Post by Grakthis » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:15 pm

Holy shit making smores with milanos are you the fucking temptress herself in human form?!?
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Re: Food thread

Post by mindwarped » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:15 pm

the suggestion was smores milanos, not milanos smores :teach:

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Post by Grakthis » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:18 pm

mindwarped wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:15 pm the suggestion was smores milanos, not milanos smores :teach:
A MILANO MADE OF SMORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait... what would that even be
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Post by Crunchums » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:26 pm

but have you considered using those as the graham crackers for actual-smores? with the potential for additional recursion afterward?
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Post by Aeldaar » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:15 pm

Crunchums wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:26 pm
but have you considered using those as the graham crackers for actual-smores? with the potential for additional recursion afterward?
Well I'm sure considering it now

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Re: Food thread

Post by mindwarped » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:22 pm

use those for the graham crackers
these for the marshmallows: https://www.wondermade.com/products/smores
and these for the chocolate: https://compartes.com/products/smores-d ... colate-bar

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