Jeb Bush 2012 wrote:man every one of those points is great
I'm not sure which of "perfect spheres of ice cream" or "plows through ice cream like it's butter" is my favourite
i just spent like 2 minutes cry-laughing looking at that post
now i want to rank them, but spoilered so that you can let the humor breathe a bit before you read me analyzing it
Spoiler!
5. INNOVATIVE DESIGN SAVES YOU TIME AND ENERGY - a pretty mundane sentence, and the ice cream scoop in question does look different from the standard ice cream scoop
4. THE LAST ICE CREAM SCOOP YOU'LL NEED - on the one hand this is funny because ice cream scoops aren't really an item you expect to need to replace very often. what holds it back is that it's actually very plausible that one ice cream scoop could be more durable than another, like yeah they don't need to be replaced very often but maybe normal ones last 20 years and this lasts 40 years or something
(gap)
3. CREATE PERFECT SPHERES OF ICE CREAM - the phrase "perfect spheres" is funny, but this is again held back slightly by the sphericalness of your scoop potentially being a legitimate concern. maybe you're going to be selling ice cream cones and your scoops being more spherical than they would be with a different ice cream scoop will legitimately be pleasing your customers
(smaller gap)
2. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO STRUGGLE WITH A BAD SCOOP - i love the audacity here. the quality of an ice cream scoops isn't a thing i've ever thought of before; i use them to scoop ice cream and if it's ever difficult it's because the ice cream is super hard and I'm not blaming the scoop (maybe i'll run it under some hot water for a second; it helps). but actually this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time and this scoop is so superior to your average scoop (let alone *shudder* a bad one) that you'd be a fool not to get it
1. PLOWS THROUGH ICE CREAM LIKE IT'S BUTTER - "plows" being the verb does a lot of work here - it has so many connotations that are completely opposed to the actual situation at hand. and there's also the comparison to butter - yeah sometimes ice cream can be hard, but "like it's butter" is usually reserved for objects that are much more dissimilar to butter than ice cream is.
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