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Post by Crunchums » Mon Nov 08, 2021 5:00 am

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote:man every one of those points is great

I'm not sure which of "perfect spheres of ice cream" or "plows through ice cream like it's butter" is my favourite
i just spent like 2 minutes cry-laughing looking at that post
now i want to rank them, but spoilered so that you can let the humor breathe a bit before you read me analyzing it
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5. INNOVATIVE DESIGN SAVES YOU TIME AND ENERGY - a pretty mundane sentence, and the ice cream scoop in question does look different from the standard ice cream scoop
4. THE LAST ICE CREAM SCOOP YOU'LL NEED - on the one hand this is funny because ice cream scoops aren't really an item you expect to need to replace very often. what holds it back is that it's actually very plausible that one ice cream scoop could be more durable than another, like yeah they don't need to be replaced very often but maybe normal ones last 20 years and this lasts 40 years or something
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3. CREATE PERFECT SPHERES OF ICE CREAM - the phrase "perfect spheres" is funny, but this is again held back slightly by the sphericalness of your scoop potentially being a legitimate concern. maybe you're going to be selling ice cream cones and your scoops being more spherical than they would be with a different ice cream scoop will legitimately be pleasing your customers
(smaller gap)
2. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO STRUGGLE WITH A BAD SCOOP - i love the audacity here. the quality of an ice cream scoops isn't a thing i've ever thought of before; i use them to scoop ice cream and if it's ever difficult it's because the ice cream is super hard and I'm not blaming the scoop (maybe i'll run it under some hot water for a second; it helps). but actually this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time and this scoop is so superior to your average scoop (let alone *shudder* a bad one) that you'd be a fool not to get it
1. PLOWS THROUGH ICE CREAM LIKE IT'S BUTTER - "plows" being the verb does a lot of work here - it has so many connotations that are completely opposed to the actual situation at hand. and there's also the comparison to butter - yeah sometimes ice cream can be hard, but "like it's butter" is usually reserved for objects that are much more dissimilar to butter than ice cream is.
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Post by Ashenai » Mon Nov 08, 2021 11:14 pm

"plows through ice cream like it's butter" is inspired

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Post by Crunchums » Mon Jan 03, 2022 12:53 am

Wordle 197 4/6

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:51 am

Optimus Prime is the leader of the heroic Autobots and the last prime, he scanned Evangelion Unit-01 and gained its colors and size to defeat Angel-Scream.

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Jan 08, 2022 3:31 am

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Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Jan 08, 2022 3:32 am

Ashenai wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 11:14 pm "plows through ice cream like it's butter" is inspired
It made me howl in boisterous confusion. Until I realized I'd imagined the word "Peanut" before butter.
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by Blissful » Sat Jan 08, 2022 4:02 pm

Wumpy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:28 am Image
what were they competing in?
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Post by Ashenai » Sun Jan 09, 2022 11:28 pm

the votes are in: he's spock, but just barely

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Post by Crunchums » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:35 pm

Sticklers may stick with "sneaked", but they are probably stuck with hearing "snuck".
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Crunchums wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 8:04 pm Image
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C99 月姫 -A piece of blue glass moon- オープニング原画集

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Post by Ashenai » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:05 pm

Teris is fictional. He is a demon king that leads an army of 5 generals. His generals are all on the same tier as infnate madness. Teris has never lost a fight his whole match. Some of his haxs are plot manipulation, transcending everything, and a lot more. When teris makes visual contact on his enemy he steels all his powers instantly. If an enemy is trying to trancend teris they automatically get deleted from reality. He outran wally west in a race, while he was doing that ne noticed that he destroyed the dc comics. He is also able to go in to real life. If anybody tries to steal his powers they get deleted from reality. He is able to defeat large amounts of powerful cosmic entity’s at once. When teris entered real life he shook reality. He has ability named death look when he activates it anyone that looks at him get deleted out of reality, and it can't be counterd. Teris has an ability named absolute cancel. Absolute cancel is able to cancel any characters power just by looking at the enemy.

keep in mind that this character is bisexual. He likes dudes and girls. Some people he “likes” are Fire S, The True, and Hyperman.

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Post by Doug » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:06 pm

Tetris is fictional
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Post by Doug » Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:25 pm

The Navy uses the same phonetic alphabet
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

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Post by Ashenai » Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:45 pm

can't find Mancy

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Post by mindwarped » Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:54 pm

Magneto packs tally
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(starting gold)
1,217,000
1,881,000
= 12x

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Post by Crunchums » Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:07 am

https://youtu.be/dop4MTlf_zc?t=2641

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