Why aren't there potions in magic

WHY AREN'T THERE POTIONS IN MAGIC

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:52 pm

Potion of Vanity {3/B}
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Put 3 buff tokens or 3 debuff tokens on target creature.
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Dash of Vanity {}
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Splice onto Potion {3/B}
Put a buff or debuff token on each targeted creature.
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:03 pm

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If Research Chemist has at least three different buff tokens on it, it gains +8/+8 and trample.
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Khaos » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:07 pm

Fire Potion
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- Fire Potion deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
- Target player gets two burning debuffs. (At the beginning of their upkeep, they lose 1 life for each burning debuff they have, then they remove one debuff from themselves.)

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:32 pm

Very nice
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:33 pm

lol I just realized that debuff half of my potion of vanity doesn't work since they pick which debuff to remove first
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Ashenai » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:18 pm

get that boy on the card design team stat

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Khaos » Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:30 pm

lol

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:33 pm

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:54 pm
lmao @ all-caps tweet tags
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:56 pm

Skeletor wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:33 pm lmao @ all-caps tweet tags
it's a phone-posting tell

I don't know exactly what triggers autocorrect doing that but it only seems to happen with bbcode

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by the_zoomies » Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:23 pm

The other night when falling asleep, I noted a card that was clearly a potion and intended to tell this thread.

I have no recollection of what the card was.

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by the_zoomies » Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:23 pm

Maybe it was fortifying draught?

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:41 pm

What's weirder than there being no potions in magic is that there are 2 potions in magic
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:53 pm

two... the weirdest number

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Ashenai » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:26 am

the_zoomies wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:23 pm Maybe it was fortifying draught?
You still can't quaff it :(

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:29 am

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(for the purposes of this post assume that what is being quenched is your thirst for potions)

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Crunchums » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:51 am

was mana leak really too string
u gotta skate

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:53 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:51 am was mana leak really too string
How are you going to have mana leak if you don't have mana potions in your game? :morph:

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Crunchums » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:54 am

maybe the mana is leaking from a cauldron
there are cauldrons in magic
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Skeletor » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:10 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:51 am was mana leak really too string
smelling
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Crunchums » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:13 am

sorry - was mana leak really too smring
u gotta skate

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Ashenai » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:22 am

Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:29 am Image

(for the purposes of this post assume that what is being quenched is your thirst for potions)
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:12 am

Ashenai wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:22 am
Jeb Bush 2012 wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:29 am Image

(for the purposes of this post assume that what is being quenched is your thirst for potions)
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Why aren't there simps in magic
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Doug » Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:20 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:51 am was mana leak really too string
No it's that Miscalculation was too strong :smug:
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by pterrus » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:53 pm

the_zoomies wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:23 pm The other night when falling asleep, I noted a card that was clearly a potion and intended to tell this thread.

I have no recollection of what the card was.
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Ashenai » Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:55 pm

at least that one is quaffable

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Doug » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:04 pm

To tap and sack an artifact is to quaff it
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Ashenai » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:05 pm

I quaff my treasure tokens

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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by Doug » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:15 pm

The thing about eating a Door to Nothingness is that you're still hungry afterward
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Re: Why aren't there potions in magic

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:26 pm

pterrus wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:53 pm
the_zoomies wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:23 pm The other night when falling asleep, I noted a card that was clearly a potion and intended to tell this thread.

I have no recollection of what the card was.
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