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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by the_zoomies » Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:45 pm

Fry Guy wrote: Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:36 pm I could stream it. Someone would have to send me an invite to the mtgr discord since I apparently removed it when I was purging the excessive number of servers I was in.
Sent. Hopefully we survive the next purge. :panic:

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:00 am

Bracketbot wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:17 pm post your biggest eggs
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:03 am

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Ashenai » Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:03 am

large egg!

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:06 am

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:56 pm

This game would be so much better if your could sacrifice your egg for a 3 gold discount on a 5 drop.
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:57 pm

I think an opponents egg surviving through luck annoys me more than losing my own. Why am I like this?
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:09 pm

groff_enthusiast wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:56 pm This game would be so much better if your could sacrifice your egg for a 3 gold discount on a 5 drop.
what would that do?
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:09 pm

groff_enthusiast wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:57 pm I think an opponents egg surviving through luck annoys me more than losing my own. Why am I like this?
Opponent's egg sitting in the back line eyeing me smugly as the entire rest of their board wins without it
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Post by Khaos » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:00 pm

groff_enthusiast wrote:I think an opponents egg surviving through luck annoys me more than losing my own. Why am I like this?
you don't play enough FFA games i guess

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:41 pm

Blissful wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:09 pm
groff_enthusiast wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:56 pm This game would be so much better if your could sacrifice your egg for a 3 gold discount on a 5 drop 5/4 Plant Dog.
what would that do?
I....I don't know how much more help I can provide here....
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Post by Bracketbot » Wed Oct 20, 2021 5:49 pm

Blissful wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:00 am
Bracketbot wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:17 pm post your biggest eggs
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:40 pm

any screenshot of a world's largest egg that isn't on an end-game screen is also a moments before disaster shot
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Ashenai » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:55 am

Blissful wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:09 pm
groff_enthusiast wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:57 pm I think an opponents egg surviving through luck annoys me more than losing my own. Why am I like this?
Opponent's egg sitting in the back line eyeing me smugly as the entire rest of their board wins without it
still had all these eggs

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:18 am

Bracketbot wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:17 pmpost your biggest eggs
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Rylinks » Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:21 pm

nice egg

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Crunchums » Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:23 pm

bigger than before
u gotta skate

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:19 pm

Blissful wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:18 am
Bracketbot wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:17 pmpost your biggest eggs
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Did it make it to the end screen?
Ashenai wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:08 pmoh no

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Skeletor » Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:25 pm

Skeletor wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:40 pm any screenshot of a world's largest egg that isn't on an end-game screen is also a moments before disaster shot
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Bracketbot » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:39 pm

Blissful wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:18 am
Bracketbot wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:17 pmpost your biggest eggs
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post YOUR biggest egg <_<

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:59 pm

Bracketbot wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:39 pm
Blissful wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:18 am
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post YOUR biggest egg <_<
bro that is mine

it's in the middle of an attack animation!

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:01 pm

unfortunately attacking minions dont get cool speedlines or anything so it just looks kinda static in the screenshot
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Bracketbot » Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:33 pm

oh, I thought it was attacking the other way

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Mon Oct 25, 2021 3:02 pm

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Khaos » Mon Oct 25, 2021 3:27 pm

lmao

very good!

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by groff_enthusiast » Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:20 pm

I think I may be the worst player in glitch, but here are my notes on how I finally broke through to monarch
So anyway, here are my notes about sucking less, I still have a way to go (every picture I post has an obvious improvement that folks point out)
1. At a high level, I think I was trying to scale with everything. So I rolled way too much (1A), hunted for slay too much (1B) and really undervalued incremental improvements (1C) and its inverse, overvaluing things I had
2. This seems so impossible, but I didn't value range highly enough.
3. I had to give up the hatball dream. Merlin especially trapped me all the time

Building through 4-5 feels weaker than building in 6, but also somehow 2-3.

Other improvements (better planning, better ordering, etc.) are obvious. But I don't want to babble when #1 is so critical
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Bracketbot » Mon Nov 08, 2021 2:23 am

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Blissful » Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:03 am

its good
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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Skeletor » Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:47 am

rip 112/112 egg
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wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Boring Book Boar

Post by Khaos » Tue Nov 16, 2021 11:18 pm

snoring book bore

that is all

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