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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Skeletor » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:46 am

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Skeletor » Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:30 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 14, 2020 4:51 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Crunchums » Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:48 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by catonkeyboard » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:40 pm

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"The more the farmer increases the scale of his operation, the more his body and spirit are dissipated and the further he falls away from a spiritually satisfying life. A life of small-scale farming may appear to be primitive, but in living such a life, it becomes possible to contemplate the Great Way.”
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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Monty » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:45 pm

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Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked: "Why do people have to die?"

"This is natural," explained the older man. "Everything has to die and has just so long to live."

Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die."

("Dire" because it's about death, although I think this exchange would not be out of place in Family Circus or Dennis the Menace)
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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by catonkeyboard » Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:59 am

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Liliana wrote the following letter to one of her disciples of the vault who was about to die:

"The essence drain of your mind wrench is not born, so it will never die. It is not a tarnished existence, which is perish-able. It is not an empty the pits, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and decrees no pains.

"I know your ranks are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that quag sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering the past, but question yourself: What is the essence feed of this mind rot? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet no prize. Your endling which is endless ranks is as a frost marsh dissolving in the pure (desp)air."
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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by KingRamz » Thu Oct 15, 2020 2:37 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Skeletor » Thu Oct 15, 2020 2:38 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Crunchums » Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:12 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Khaos » Thu Oct 15, 2020 6:12 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Doug » Thu Oct 15, 2020 6:20 pm

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by catonkeyboard » Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:03 am

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Re: NLP Signoffs

Post by Skeletor » Fri Oct 16, 2020 2:07 am

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Re: NLP Signoffs

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