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Just Groff Things

Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:45 pm

Getting a 60% discount just for eating a bug
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:46 pm

"Nice Rest in Peace, idiot"
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:46 pm

Dunking on golgari long legs
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:47 pm

Making Vanilla Phil go "AWOOGA, WOWIE WOW WOW"
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:48 pm

Untap, Threaten Gristlebrand, Draw 7, Draw 7, Sacrifice it to cast Bayou Groff
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:50 pm

MORE LIKE PUPPER LEAGUE
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Post by Crunchums » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:56 pm

Returning target card named Groffskithur from your graveyard to your hand whenever you become blocked
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Post by Skeletor » Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:46 pm

Lotus
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Blissful » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:00 pm

Returning to the battlefield on the back of a Silverquill Command
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:46 pm

Invigorate, vicious swipe, game
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:47 pm

Eating veteran explorer, then eating academy rector
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:11 am

groff_enthusiast wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:46 pm Dunking on golgari long legs
This has to be on of the most subtle "strictly betters" there has been
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:12 am

Being a 1,3,4 or 5 for Baron von count
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:13 am

Not making an MTGSalv account to update the Baron Von Count page
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:14 am

Curving into Mayael's Aria
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:14 am

Keeping everyone captured in the aligned hedron network company
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:15 am

Crewing the Demolition Stomper, head out the the window, tongue wagging
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Post by Blissful » Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:44 pm

groff_enthusiast wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:12 am Being a 1,3,4 or 5 for Baron von count
lol nice
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Post by Crunchums » Fri Nov 26, 2021 6:10 pm

Jared Groff
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Jan 29, 2022 2:49 am

Half AWOOOO, half uwu
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:24 am

Obfuscating my color identity with my name.
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Fri Dec 08, 2023 12:08 am

Exuding my Groff demeanor.
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Post by Blissful » Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:33 am

groff_enthusiast wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2023 12:08 am Exuding my Groff demeanor.
i do like to do this
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Dec 09, 2023 5:37 am

Completely disregarding Complete Disregard
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Dec 09, 2023 5:37 am

Getting to Shut down Cut Down
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Dec 09, 2023 5:40 am

Getting Lurrus banned due to my templating
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Post by groff_enthusiast » Sat Dec 09, 2023 6:44 am

Blissful wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:44 pm
groff_enthusiast wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:12 am Being a 1,3,4 or 5 for Baron von count
lol nice
Starting thinking about the Baron. Is cloudstone curio banned in commander or something?
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Re: Just Groff Things

Post by Blissful » Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:34 am

groff_enthusiast wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 6:44 am
Blissful wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:44 pm
groff_enthusiast wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:12 am Being a 1,3,4 or 5 for Baron von count
lol nice
Starting thinking about the Baron. Is cloudstone curio banned in commander or something?
not these days

i think it might once have been banned someplace lol
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Re: Just Groff Things

Post by Skeletor » Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:47 pm

cloudpost is banned in commander, however. just in case
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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