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by Magical » Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:12 pm
Doug wrote: ↑Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:41 pm
I have an idea for a video game
I'm not sure what to call it, but the way it works is, you have a hero, and he has a number floating over his head. Now all around you are monsters, and they have numbers floating over their heads. When you click on a monster, if that monster's number is lower than your number, then your hero defeats that monster, and your number increases by the monster's number. However, if the monster's number is higher, the monster defeats you.
The strategy comes in where, sometimes, you might think a number looks lower than your number, but it's actually higher. For example, you might think, 8, why that looks lower than 6. But you'd be wrong. It turns out that 8 is higher than 6. If you clicked on the monster with the 8, you'd lose even though you thought you were going to defeat that monster
Amazing
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by haplo » Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:35 pm
Doug wrote:I have an idea for a video game
I'm not sure what to call it, but the way it works is, you have a hero, and he has a number floating over his head. Now all around you are monsters, and they have numbers floating over their heads. When you click on a monster, if that monster's number is lower than your number, then your hero defeats that monster, and your number increases by the monster's number. However, if the monster's number is higher, the monster defeats you.
The strategy comes in where, sometimes, you might think a number looks lower than your number, but it's actually higher. For example, you might think, 8, why that looks lower than 6. But you'd be wrong. It turns out that 8 is higher than 6. If you clicked on the monster with the 8, you'd lose even though you thought you were going to defeat that monster
hey this is desktop dungeons, someone already made it for you
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by s. goblin » Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:48 pm
oh, hell
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by haplo » Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:52 pm
who could have seen this coming, a game everyone expected to be terrible is terrible
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by Doug » Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:54 pm
What game is that
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars
http://devilsbiscuit.com/
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by Ashenai » Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:58 pm
what the fuck is Joss Whedon writing videogames now
also, did she just move shit... with her mind? wow. that just happened.
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by Khaos » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:02 pm
all i know is that she needs to kill chaos move shit with her mind
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by Doug » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:36 pm
I just moved shit with my intestines
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
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by Ashenai » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:39 pm
Doug wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:54 pmWhat game is that
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by Ashenai » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:39 pm
(it's actually called Forspoken)
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by s. goblin » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:47 pm
haplo wrote:who could have seen this coming, a game everyone expected to be terrible is terrible
well not squaresoft apparently
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by haplo » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:48 pm
Khaos wrote:all i know is that she needs to kill chaos move shit with her mind
hey, jack's game was good
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by s. goblin » Mon Jan 23, 2023 7:56 pm
haplo wrote:hey, jack's game was good
games featuring an original limp bizkit song that the protagonist not only listens to and has on their cellphone (in a fantasy game) but also interrupts an event with. i'm looking forward to playing it one day
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by haplo » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:30 pm
I'm waiting for the last DLC to come out so I can play it again
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by Magical » Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:56 am
woof, this really makes me think differently about some twitter discourse I read yesterday
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by s. goblin » Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:04 am
Magical wrote:
woof, this really makes me think differently about some twitter discourse I read yesterday
actually i saw someone defending the game (i think?), saying that, if you think this is bad / if you're saying this is bad then horizon, borderlands and high on life is bad also, which, like
sometimes this is a lot to take
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by Ashenai » Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:20 am
I liked borderlands (the original). Although I played it with a friend and we mostly ignored all the dialog.
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by Magical » Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:29 am
I finally started playing Hades and the guy in that is kinda quippy, but it's been working for me. I think it's just the voice actor carrying it?
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by Ashenai » Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:34 am
The voice actors are all very good, and there's some kind of dry flinty effect added to the voices that's subtle and hard to describe but it really worked for me. I enjoyed listening to Hades characters talk.
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by Rylinks » Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:55 am
they stopped being super great when they made the basketball one
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by s. goblin » Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:02 am
Rylinks wrote:they stopped being super great when they made the basketball one
super alright games
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by Doug » Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:27 pm
Ashenai wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:20 am
I liked borderlands (the original). Although I played it with a friend and we mostly ignored all the dialog.
Borderlands is good but kinda dull compared with modern games
Borderlands 2 is a masterpiece
Borderlands the Pre-Sequel is really good if you're into the story of Borderlands 2
Borderlands 3 is pretty good, good moments, but not spectacular
Wonderlands sucks
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
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by Doug » Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:21 am
"Forspoken" is such a bad name, it's like the name of an in-universe video game that Bart Simpson wants for Christmas
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars
http://devilsbiscuit.com/
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by Doug » Thu Jan 26, 2023 3:24 am
Omg yes even more so
It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars
http://devilsbiscuit.com/
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by Blissful » Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:49 am
s. goblin wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:02 amsuper alright games
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by pterrus » Thu Jan 26, 2023 3:15 pm
This video actually kind of makes me want to play No Man's Sky, I heard it was engoodened but did not grasp the magnitude. Has anyone played it?