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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Sat May 20, 2023 1:11 am

A comedy horror movie about a zombie bass player called It Slaps
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Post by Doug » Sun May 21, 2023 8:59 pm

If you pronounce Debussy "w.c." people assume you're saying it right
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Sun May 21, 2023 11:21 pm

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Mon May 22, 2023 12:51 am

A British superhero named Batsman who is obviously a ripoff of Batman, but they gave him a cricket bat and claim this one change makes him totally different
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon May 22, 2023 1:11 am

i thought it was gonna be a maths joke somehow
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Mon May 22, 2023 1:15 am

cricket is a maths game so that's understandable

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by groff_enthusiast » Mon May 22, 2023 4:48 pm

Ashenai wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 7:41 am
Skeletor wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:55 am whenever you high five or fist bump someone, that's an intentional draw in rock paper scissors. also when you scissors someone

literally the only episode of Fool Us where Penn and Teller were fooled and I wasn't (and I don't think anyone with any type of math background would be). It's interesting how amazingly good they are at their own skillset, but just regular laymen when it comes to a different kind of trickery!
There's famous one where they don't understand the power of a "USB charger" plugging into an iPhone.

In terms of math, this one is particularly egregious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5_690 ... DbV4AaABAg
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon May 22, 2023 5:28 pm

Skeletor wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:55 am whenever you high five or fist bump someone, that's an intentional draw in rock paper scissors. also when you scissors someone
damn, that was a good post of mine
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Post by Doug » Mon May 22, 2023 6:37 pm

Skeletor wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 1:11 am i thought it was gonna be a maths joke somehow
No but by using the word "maths" we can make it a British accent joke

"Who are you and how did you catch me?!"
"Oim Batsman. ... An you shoodve checked your maths"
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Post by Doug » Mon May 29, 2023 11:24 pm

I'm sorry but from now on, anime will be called "cartoons"
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Tue May 30, 2023 10:48 am

Looking forward to watching my favourite anime, Tom and Jerry
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Post by Doug » Tue May 30, 2023 1:10 pm

I saw the first two episodes of this cartoon called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, is that a good cartoon
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Post by Crunchums » Thu Jun 01, 2023 7:02 pm

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" - seems like a bad look for hell. your whole deal is being a place of eternal torture and damnation and you're getting out-fury'd by one woman? surely it wouldn't be too hard to just hire some scorned women. are you even trying?
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Ashenai » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:48 pm

lol that's great

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Post by pterrus » Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:37 pm

Yeah that's good.

Someone should compile all the silliest thoughts itt into a stand up act, go to an open mic, and report back on whether we bombed or not

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Khaos » Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:43 pm

i trust juice to do the delivery

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Crunchums » Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:58 pm

i did try putting things on twitter at one point (https://mtglitch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=456), but it was futile because i have so few followers
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by s. goblin » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:28 pm

imagine making something for an audience

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Post by Skeletor » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:29 pm

many of our silly thoughts are wayyyyyyy too much of a reach to make a good tweet and more depend on us knowing each other
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Rylinks » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:48 pm

Lotus

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Post by Doug » Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:52 pm

s. goblin wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:28 pm imagine making something for an audience
I already got a thing
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by s. goblin » Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:04 am

an audience?

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Post by Crunchums » Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:22 am

Skeletor wrote:many of our silly thoughts are wayyyyyyy too much of a reach to make a good tweet and more depend on us knowing each other
many, but not all!
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Post by Doug » Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:33 am

s. goblin wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:04 am an audience?
No a creative thing that devours my time
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by s. goblin » Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:03 am

Doug wrote:
No a creative thing that devours my time
are you the hamburger

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Post by Doug » Fri Jun 02, 2023 3:38 am

We are all hamburgers
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Blissful » Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:00 pm

Khaos wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:43 pm i trust juice to do the delivery
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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Doug » Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:34 pm

Whenever you see something on Facebook that you even slightly don't like, hit "Snooze _____ for 30 days" so as to create computational burdens for Facebook
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Post by pterrus » Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:41 pm

This is not a new silly thought but it still lives rent free in my head. Back when I was in the fraternity, the president would appoint a risk chair. We would refer to this person as "Risk", and their job was to assess the risk of our various shenanigans and recommend risk reduction.

The running gag was that whenever we had a particularly heavy drinking night we would turn to the risk chair and ask him what the risk stance was. Ideally he would be lying supine on the floor so he could reply, "Risk is low".

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Re: silly thoughts

Post by Skeletor » Mon Jun 12, 2023 1:31 pm

the first time i ever heard of The Weeknd was in that Rebecca Black song
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