[Fantasy Card Thread] g of bad templating, i don't like the name of this thread and am formally requesting a name change

[Khaos]

having a lot of trouble with Proximity Ritual!

Proximity Ritual
1W
Sorcery (U)
If an opponent has the same life total as you, gain 4 life.
If an opponent controls the same number of creatures as you, create two 1/1 colourless Spirit creature tokens.
If an opponent has the same number of cards in hand as you, draw a card.

edit: changed back to 1W

[Ashenai]

seems excessively stupid as a T1 opener, when your opponent can't really do anything about it being two cantrippy dorks. Making it 1 spirit should be okay, although still a frustrating design

[Skeletor]

i thought it was 1W initially

[Skeletor]

seems excessively stupid as a T1 opener, when your opponent can't really do anything about it being two cantrippy dorks. Making it 1 spirit should be okay, although still a frustrating design

mulligan wars

[Khaos]

it was 1W and then i changed it for some dumb reason and now i regret the change

[Rylinks]

don't worry that's development's job

[Khaos]

play design, but yes

[groff_enthusiast]

Leftovers
Enchantment - G
Whenever you sacrifice a food (for any reason), create a doggy bag artifact token with: "1T, Sacrifice This: You gain 1 life"

[Khaos]

Autocannibalism
1B
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each end step, if you lost 3 or more life this turn, create a Food token.

[Khaos]

Autocannibalism v.2
BR
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you lose 3 life, add ◊◊, and create a Food token.

[Khaos]

The Prince and the Pauper
W
Creature — Human Noble Peasant (U)
Mysterious (When this enters, secretly choose Prince or Pauper. You may reveal which you chose as an instant to gain the associated abilities.)
Prince — Hexproof, skulk
Pauper — This has +1/+0 while attacking.
1/1

[Khaos]

Travelling Salesman
1B
Creature — Human Citizen (C)
Mysterious
Greedy — When Travelling Salesman deals combat damage to an opponent, create a Treasure token.
Serial Killer — Deathtouch
2/1

this is probably not a great gameplay mechanic huh. i guess it's kinda like morph which means maybe its fine

[Khaos]

Redemption
W
Good Instant (C)
(Adjust your alignment to be more Good as you cast this.)
Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
If you're Neutral, draw a card.

Debase
B
Evil Sorcery (C)
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
If you're Neutral, its controller discards a card.

[Khaos]

Strixhaven Spelling Bee
3U
Instant (C)
Rigged Contest (Surveil 1, then clash with target opponent.)
Draw two cards. If you won the contest, draw three cards instead.

[Skeletor]

blue really will do anything to win

[Khaos]

Martial Arts Master
1UW
Creature — Human Monk (U)
Succession (When you cast this, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal seven cards or a creature card. Exile the revealed creature card and put the others on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card as long as it remains exiled.)
Prowess
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Martial Arts Master's Successor costs 1 less to cast this turn.
2/2

[Khaos]

Garbage Bin
B
Creature — Wall
Defender
T:
0/3

[Skeletor]

Garbage Bin
B
Creature — Wall
Defender
T:
0/3

T: put 6 stun counters on it

[Skeletor]

for the non-discord posters, my bear-proof garbage can is all but guaranteed to look like this until garbage day

[Khaos]

Heart's Flame Channeler
1R
Creature — Human Shaman (C)
Synergize (The next time you cast a spell this turn with the same mana value as this, Scry X, where X is its mana value.)
Haste
2/1

eh. probably too hard to trigger

[mindwarped]

Heart's Flame Channeler
1R
Creature — Human Shaman (C)
Synergize (The next time you cast a spell this turn with the same mana value as this, Scry X, where X is its mana value.)
Haste
2/1

eh. probably too hard to trigger

Candle Lobber 1R (U)
Creature — Human Shaman
Resonate 4 — Candle Lobber deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. (The first time you cast a spell on your turn with mana value 4, trigger this ability.)
2/2

[Skeletor]

Heart's Flame Channeler
1R
Creature — Human Shaman (C)
Synergize (The next time you cast a spell this turn with the same mana value as this, Scry X, where X is its mana value.)
Haste
2/1

eh. probably too hard to trigger

Candle Lobber 1R (U)
Creature — Human Shaman
Resonate 4 — Candle Lobber deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. (The first time you cast a spell on your turn with mana value 4, trigger this ability.)
2/2

i like that a lot

[Khaos]

to be clear you can trigger that more than once, it just triggers max once per turn?

[Skeletor]

to be clear you can trigger that more than once, it just triggers max once per turn?

i was just about to ask that

[Khaos]

Good Samaritan
1W
Creature — Human Citizen (C)
When Good Samaritan enters the battlefield, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand.
Resonate 2 — Scry 1, then gain 1 life. (Trigger this ability when you cast a spell with mana value 2. This ability triggers only once per turn.)
2/2

[Khaos]

Tuning Fork
X
Artifact (U)
When you cast Tuning Fork, if it triggers one or more Resonate abilities, copy those abilities.
Whenever a Resonate ability you control triggers, copy it.

[Khaos]

Chandra, Blazing Banshee
2RB
Legendary Creature — Spirit (R)
Flying, haste
When Chandra, Blazing Banshee enters the battlefield, she deals X damage to each creature you don't control, where X is equal to one plus the number of other spells you cast this turn.
Resonate 6 — Return Chandra, Blazing Banshee from your graveyard to the battlefield.
3/2

[Khaos]

Obsessive Compulsion
1UUU
Enchantment — (M)
Resonate 1 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 2 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 3 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 4 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 5 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 6 — Obsessive Compulsion gains
"Resonate 7 — You win the game.""""""

[Khaos]

this mechanic is indeed cool

[Crunchums]

Candle Lobber

candelabra candle lobber candy lobster