Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:54 am

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Post by s. goblin » Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:06 am

mindwarped wrote:fuck this headline and fuck the internet
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Post by Skeletor » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:44 am

More than a third of community college students have vanished
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Post by Blissful » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:16 pm

mindwarped wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:50 am fuck this headline and fuck the internet
the headline of the day
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Post by Doug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:06 pm

The way you use a potato peeler is PYLE YOU KNUCKLEHEAD, YOU'RE ON K.P.
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Post by Khaos » Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:43 pm

mindwarped wrote:Everyone Just Discovered the Correct Way to Use a Potato Peeler, and People Are Speechless
you won't believe

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:33 pm

What if I told you
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Post by Doug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:13 pm

National Public Radio Denies Being National or Public
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Post by Ashenai » Thu Apr 13, 2023 3:03 am

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Post by Skeletor » Thu Apr 13, 2023 3:49 am

not everyone agrees
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Post by Rylinks » Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:05 pm

Usada Pekora Is Most-Watched Female Steamer in 2023

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Post by Doug » Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:27 pm

Afraid to know what a female steamer is
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Post by Rylinks » Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:49 pm

whoops lol

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Post by Blissful » Thu Apr 13, 2023 4:23 pm

Doug wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:27 pm Afraid to know what a female steamer is
and you call these "steamed gams", despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:11 pm

Zelensky is secretly buying fuel from Putin with U.S. taxpayer funds…
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Post by mindwarped » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:22 pm

Scientists Discover Leak in the Bottom of the Ocean

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Post by Doug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:19 pm

mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:22 pm Scientists Discover Leak in the Bottom of the Ocean
Pretty sure the Beatles found this years ago in the Yellow Submarine
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:31 pm

Vast New Stores of Water Reported on the Moon

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:53 pm

Doug wrote:
mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:22 pm Scientists Discover Leak in the Bottom of the Ocean
Pretty sure the Beatles found this years ago in the Yellow Submarine
and it has since been reported that there is water at the bottom of the ocean

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Post by Doug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:37 pm

mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:53 pm
Doug wrote:
mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:22 pm Scientists Discover Leak in the Bottom of the Ocean
Pretty sure the Beatles found this years ago in the Yellow Submarine
and it has since been reported that there is water at the bottom of the ocean
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Sat Apr 15, 2023 3:42 am

Chess, Unlike War, is a Game of Perfect Information
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Post by Blissful » Sat Apr 15, 2023 7:39 am

mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:53 pm
Doug wrote:
mindwarped wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:22 pm Scientists Discover Leak in the Bottom of the Ocean
Pretty sure the Beatles found this years ago in the Yellow Submarine
and it has since been reported that there is water at the bottom of the ocean
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Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:58 pm

Skeletor wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 3:42 am Chess, Unlike War, is a Game of Perfect Information
that’s true. in war the cards could be in any order

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Tue Apr 18, 2023 6:33 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by s. goblin » Sat Apr 22, 2023 12:24 am

Game Journalism Layoffs: Everyone Suffers Without Expert Criticism

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Post by Ashenai » Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:56 am

s. goblin wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 12:24 am Game Journalism Layoffs: Everyone Suffers Without Expert Criticism

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Sat Apr 22, 2023 3:29 am

:omg:
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sun Apr 23, 2023 4:19 am

Ashenai wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:56 am
s. goblin wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 12:24 am Game Journalism Layoffs: Everyone Suffers Without Expert Criticism
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Post by Dantes » Sun Apr 23, 2023 11:17 pm

s. goblin wrote: Sat Apr 22, 2023 12:24 am Game Journalism Layoffs: Everyone Suffers Without Expert Criticism
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:26 am

why did we ever refer to an activity that's 95% game reviews as journalism anyway
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